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Those flawless, beautiful characters. Everyone is in love with them.
We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.

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pepsi loves you, love him back!

Pierce them skies with your tits, captain-chan.

Seriously, this guy`s gallery is a fricking goldmine.

If you hurry up, you can adopt her!

I found this Gravity Falls Sue… Her name’s Nate, and the creator says she’s Wendy’s cousin.

Clone seems more like it. And for some reason she dates Robbie?

From the description:

Title says it all, pretty much.

Robin is Robby’s little sister, when she meets Dipper and Mabel…Things’ll happen. As in, Mabel and her become ‘besties’ as Mabel puts it, and then Robin likes Dipper…Does he like her back? Yes. ^_^ Both are to nervous to say anything though. xD

So, maybe not so recently I saw Divergent. Haven’t read the books, but I saw the movie. My cousin has finished the series, blahblahblah. We decided we were gonna do a Divergent RP and we wanted to look up characters to see what other people in the fandom were doing. Now this girl we came across, I thought…wasn’t the best character ever. My cousin freaked out. Sooo here I am…bringing you a Divergent sue because there was going to be at least one at some point.

Name: Allison Eaton

So far so good…

Age: Depends

I’m sorry, I want to derail for a moment. But…really? You couldn’t at least say “(age) in book 1, (age) in book 2, (age) in book 3”? You have to say depends? What does it depend on? If you’re going to say depends, either don’t include it or at least dabble on the factors that would include age.

Test Results: Abnegation

Old Faction: Abnegation

New Faction: Dauntless

Reason for Changing: Wanted to find her brother and wanted to get away from her father

According to our research, regardless of whatever test result or faction a character has, the just go right on to Dauntless. Even this person has a not so great reason for leaving the faction. A lot of people’s reasons for choosing the faction of hardcore kids is something like “Wanted to try something new”.

Family: Father: Marcus, Mother: Evenly, Brother: Tobias/Four

I always think that if you’re trying to make an OC that is a sibling of a Canon when it’s not possible or just a bad idea, it’s a sue trait. Mild spoiler, we find out later there is no possible way for Tobias/Four to have any siblings. I’m not gonna say anything, it comes up in the newest book. And spoiling a book through an OC would be a horrible way to ruin a book.

Personality: Allison is a very soft spoken girl even after she choose Dauntless but she has her moments, normally when someone gets on her bad side, she can be very loud. She is kinda stubborn and extremely smart though she didn’t get Erudite. Allison is kind-hearted and when she finds something or one that she cares about she holds onto it not wanting to loose. When she gets the chance she likes to cook when she gets the chance. She is a terrible fighter but very good with a gun, she also doesn’t trust easily.

Ah yes, the classic “I’m quite to everyone but when I have a moment or someone annoys me I CHANGE BECAUSE MEHHHH!”. If she’s wise…and kind…and brave…and selfless…she shouldn’t have been in one faction. But I shouldn’t talk I haven’t read the books. Also cooking is not a personality. That would be a hobby.

Looks:emo_blodne_hair_style_trend.jpgAllison has light/dull brownish green eyes, she’s colorblind, and longish light blonde that she always wears down after joining Dauntless. She dyed the bottom half of her hair black also. She has a tattoo of a sparrow on her stomach and her ears, nose, and belly-button are pierced. She normally wears a black tank-top and black pants with combat boots, she stands about 5’1

I feel like this picture is way over used…also according to my cousin, the Dauntless don’t typically look like this.

Fears: Like her brother, Allison fears her father and close spaces. She fears being abandoned by her friends or family, lightening and thunder, rejection, needles, death, being kidnapped

Starting to sound like a female Four…

Friends: Zeke, Tris, Eric, Will, Tobias, Uriah, Christina, and Matthew

Friends seem’s to be okay. Despite being told there’s no way she could be friends with a few of these people. Huh, just befriending everyone.

Love Interest: Matthew, Eric, or Zeke

I…just…Eric? Really? Unless he’s goin’ all out of character on us then that love story would not work. At all. Ever.

All in all, I’m not an expert on the series, therefore I may have gotten things wrong. But according to a person who has read all the books, this is bad. This is jumping over the sue line a bit.

Hello, this is my first time submitting to this blog, and hoo wee, this one is a doozy. The creator of this character is an ‘old friend’ of my RP group’s, and he’s developed a pretty bad reputation as a result. Though we don’t talk to him anymore, he does end up coming up quite a bit still, so I decided to share what I think is his worst one.

My own commentary will be put in bold text. I’m going to put the rest of this under a “Read More” tag, so yeah best get your seat belts on ‘cuz this is gonna be one HELL of a ride.

Also, I had to go into HTML mode to get a Read More to work; if iit doesn’t work, I’d appreciate someone who actually knows what they’re doing to add it in for me.

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Yumiko… What a Sue, yo.

Name:Sashiro, Yumiko
Age: 12
Height:5’2

Normal, right? And then you see…

Eye Color:Purple
Hair Color:Purple/Black wore to the side

…This. Hair can’t — and should not naturally be — purple or any crazy color. The only exception is Sakura. That’s final.

[[GENTLE NOTE FROM MOD T if it was just purple it would be fine theres several people in the naruto universe with weird colors besides sakura]]

Weight:86
Nicknames:Smart Ass!!,Yumi,Miko,Ko-chan, and Sashiro

Oh look, no spacing!

Bloodline Limit:Dragon Eyes, Byakuugan, and Sharingan

And here comes the crazy bullshit! She must be so “kawaii desu” for having both Byakugan, Sharingan, and some made-up shit called Dragon Eyes. This is just gonna get worse and worse…

Sashiro Clan: the sashiro caln was also know as the demon clan.

Not another one…

Most of the people born in that caln would have a demon sealed inside of them. They were also great friends with the Uchiha clan as well.

Why? Why must a clan member have a demon inside them? What is it, a demon dolphin? What bullshit are you spouting about being “friends” with the Uchiha clan?

The Sashiro clan has mixed Bloodlines in it like for instance, the hyuuga bloodline and the uchiha bloodline are also in that clan blood but people in that clan rarely get those.

…Then why is it a separate clan? Last I checked, whichever clan is dominate or something like that, they belong to that clan, I believe. It it because of that Dragon Eye or whatever?

Past: your clan was brutally murdered by an unknown rogue ninja. Apparently some one wanted the powers of a certain bloodline limit. Although they have killed the clan the leader had also wanted to gain power of the Dragon Eye which you had the power of. Your brother and sister were taken away by the leader of the murdering group, who had piercing yellow eyes that looked like snakes!

… *facepalm* More “Orochimaru killed my family nya!” backstory. Kill me now…

Reitta Sashiro
age: unknown
sister of Yumiko
bloodline limit: sharingan
Rikou Sashiro
age:unknown
brother(little)of Yumiko
bloodline: Byakuugan
DRAGON EYE: a doujutsu that is able to copy anything shut as taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu such as the sharingan.But it also has the ability to copy any bloodline limit. It has three stages. The first stage is that it turns red and has a wide slit. The second stage is that it turns yellow with a medium slit, and the last stage is where it turns into a slit like a dragon and it turns gold.

Oh my god… How overpowered can that be? For the billionth time, no bloodline has the similar effect to the Sharingan and is able to surpass it. That just screams Sue right there.

Appearance: You have a red tube top with bandages around the chest. You wear a fishnet shirt under the tube top. You have a white hat that is always worn to the side but when you fight its backwards. But when your sad its worn forward. You have a pair of fingerless gloves with a steel plate on the top. You wear tan Shorts that go up to your knees and wear kneepads. Also you have the traditional ninja sandals in blue.
FRIENDS: Hinata, Naruto, Shika, and Kiba.
Your the top Kunoichi in your class although you mental part is barely making it above average.
Personality: you are really shy when it comes to meeting new people but once you start to get to know them your as hyper as naruto. but when someone gets you mad….. you get MAD!

Oh, hey vague personality, nice to see you again.

oh yeah and surprisingly you have *gulp* …..FAN BOYS!!

thanks i hope you liked it

No, no I did not.

I have no words

More Bleach goodness! Apparently this lady is germaphobic, that`s why she wears a mask, but never covers her palms, breasts and shoulders. Also she is very shy and unsociable, which is accented nicely by lots of naked pictures of her in the authors gallery. She used to have a bio, which was deleted by her owner shortly after posted, where audience could`ve read about this captain cutie, that she is prone to panic attacks right in the middle of battlefield, but her place as a taicho is never questioned by her loyal troops. 

And oh, in her human childhood, before becoming a shinigami, she spent 2 weeks in company of rotting bodies of her close ones and family servants in a closed bunker, without water and food, and with lack of fresh air, totally elegantly surviving it with keeping relative sanity  and moe-ish angst. 

This is my pokesona from 2009 to 2011.  Here is the description from the deviation:

"This is a ref for my main Pokesona, Lauren the Riolu! Lauren the Riolu needed a new ref >w>;;;; the old one was getting…old. Anyway, Lauren the Riolu is a female Riolu that can transform into a Lucario. When she uses aura she always glows blue. She also owns a Death Note, so don’t make her mad |D. Lauren the Riolu can use any move, but most moves she doesn’t use ( like growl, quick attack etc. ). She is now level 100. She is the leader of Team Aura Fire. Lauren the Riolu is four foot four inches, while Lauren the Lucario is Five foot six inches. I think that’s all of the stuff I didn’t include in the picture |D;;, well I am off to be lazy until next time, Lauren~"

a lot of things about this really don’t make sense but I

I’ve decided to stop thinking about it

I tried to scope out where her nipples would be there, and I suppose it’s completely plausible that it’s not shading… Which scares me

80 dollars though, huh?

Totally legit and likeable Bleach adopt. It`s currently on auction with highest bid being 80 bucks. Yay, amr?

I was inspired by Assassin’s Creed VII for to make a pirate OC, her design is inspired by Isabela from Dragon Age II, and her name inspired by an Asari Justicar from Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. (I’m easily inspired)
I don’t really have any plans for her yet, but I wanted to create a pirate so..here she is xD
to lazy to draw a fullbody so I used a base”

I’m here to confess the sins I committed when I was a middle school student. I was hooked on the Shugo Chara series (especially Ikuto) so much back then that I made this abomination.

In case if her bio is too small to read (sorry for the low quality. I had to use my phone camera because my scanner is broken), her name is Aniela Joaquin Yamagata. Her name sounds almost similar to mine, and Joaquin is my favourite name. Judging from her name, she is a self-insert.

She is Finnish-Japanese (I had no idea why I picked those nationalities) and she has blonde hair from her Finnish mom, black eyes from her Japanese dad. 

She transferred to Seiyo Gakuen at the age of 11. She had been living in Helsinki for a while, so moving to Japan SHOULD give her new cultural experience, and cultural shock too. However, she didn’t have to go through that phase because while living in Finland, she was taught by her father to speak Japanese.

She got her 3 Shugo Charas; Bianca (the nun-like one), Margareth (the science-like one), and Rose (the one with frilly dress and parasol) because she wanted to be smart, sweet, and elegant. Aniela herself is a quiet but cute person who never does anything right and always gets the blame thanks to her clumsiness. That’s why she wants to be noticed for her best self. She likes fashion and science. 

After transferring to Seiyo Gakuen, she instantly got accepted into Guardians because she had 3 Shugo Charas like Amu. After that, she made friends with everyone. I mean EVERYONE because she’s cute with her looks and accent. They let her clumsiness slide. She got the Two of Hearts role which was made up by me because all of the canons have taken up the major roles like Joker, Ace, Queen, King, and Jack.

I paired her with Ikuto. She met him while battling against Batsu Tamas with the rest of the Guardians. I have drawn her character change with each of her Shugo Charas, but… They are too OP.

She likes onigiri, full cream milk, and the color purple. Her sign is Taurus.

I feel miserable after finding this bio I had made long time ago, mostly because I have made such stupid Mary Sue like this without researching.

Hi, it’s the Persona Anon from before. I found another gem on dA. This OC is made by using TinierMe, a clone of Gaia.

This is what the bio says, according to the artist:

** I DID NOT USE A DRESS UP GAME TO MAKE THIS!! THIS IS FROM A SITE THATS LIKE GAIA SO, no I did not make this from a dress up game. they are my items that I bought and own from the site**

My second persona OC Amu.

Info:

Amu is a daughter of a high respected demon lord in the underworld. Her father wants her to follow his footsteps but she doesn’t want to. SHe hates the underworld and always sneaks up onto the surface to where is it full of life and mysterious things. Even love. // never forget her demon wings.

Personality:

Cute, childing, silly, joyful, clumzy, really kind and helpful, loves others, very stubborn and lazy at times.

Age: 15

The cat:

The cat name is Pucci(pronounced as Puuchi or Poochie)

The cat is a boy and he is Amu’s somewhat gaurdian. he is suppose to watch over her like a personal buttler. He transforms into a small or giant scythe depending on how determined amu is into fighting and how much she beleives in herself. His personality is well, he’s the type of person that would say “work first, fun later” or “stop playing around” he’s a no fun character lol.

Thouch Pucci used to be a boy once. A human boy that used to live with his mother and father. but he signed a deadly contract with Amu’s father to become a servant of his forever. Pucci signed it, not knowing how much he will miss his old life and will never forget about it.

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Judging from the scythe and the demon wings on the image, I thought it was a fanmade Persona. For those who are not familiar with Persona series, Personas are basically something that portrays a character’s inner self. Personas are usually based on mythological creatures or perhaps historical figures.

Well, turns out it’s a Persona user OC. Persona users are normally high school students. Having a companion pet and being the daughter of a demon makes no sense. At all. Nothing in the bio makes goddamn sense. The OC’s traits are sueish clichéd, the spelling seems to be neglected, and even everything about her kawaii (sarcasm intended) companion is not logical in terms of Persona fandom.