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We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.

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pepsi loves you, love him back!

Pierce them skies with your tits, captain-chan.

Seriously, this guy`s gallery is a fricking goldmine.

If you hurry up, you can adopt her!

Hello, this is my first time submitting to this blog, and hoo wee, this one is a doozy. The creator of this character is an ‘old friend’ of my RP group’s, and he’s developed a pretty bad reputation as a result. Though we don’t talk to him anymore, he does end up coming up quite a bit still, so I decided to share what I think is his worst one.

My own commentary will be put in bold text. I’m going to put the rest of this under a “Read More” tag, so yeah best get your seat belts on ‘cuz this is gonna be one HELL of a ride.

Also, I had to go into HTML mode to get a Read More to work; if iit doesn’t work, I’d appreciate someone who actually knows what they’re doing to add it in for me.

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More Bleach goodness! Apparently this lady is germaphobic, that`s why she wears a mask, but never covers her palms, breasts and shoulders. Also she is very shy and unsociable, which is accented nicely by lots of naked pictures of her in the authors gallery. She used to have a bio, which was deleted by her owner shortly after posted, where audience could`ve read about this captain cutie, that she is prone to panic attacks right in the middle of battlefield, but her place as a taicho is never questioned by her loyal troops. 

And oh, in her human childhood, before becoming a shinigami, she spent 2 weeks in company of rotting bodies of her close ones and family servants in a closed bunker, without water and food, and with lack of fresh air, totally elegantly surviving it with keeping relative sanity  and moe-ish angst. 

a lot of things about this really don’t make sense but I

I’ve decided to stop thinking about it

Totally legit and likeable Bleach adopt. It`s currently on auction with highest bid being 80 bucks. Yay, amr?

I was inspired by Assassin’s Creed VII for to make a pirate OC, her design is inspired by Isabela from Dragon Age II, and her name inspired by an Asari Justicar from Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. (I’m easily inspired)
I don’t really have any plans for her yet, but I wanted to create a pirate so..here she is xD
to lazy to draw a fullbody so I used a base”

I’m here to confess the sins I committed when I was a middle school student. I was hooked on the Shugo Chara series (especially Ikuto) so much back then that I made this abomination.

In case if her bio is too small to read (sorry for the low quality. I had to use my phone camera because my scanner is broken), her name is Aniela Joaquin Yamagata. Her name sounds almost similar to mine, and Joaquin is my favourite name. Judging from her name, she is a self-insert.

She is Finnish-Japanese (I had no idea why I picked those nationalities) and she has blonde hair from her Finnish mom, black eyes from her Japanese dad. 

She transferred to Seiyo Gakuen at the age of 11. She had been living in Helsinki for a while, so moving to Japan SHOULD give her new cultural experience, and cultural shock too. However, she didn’t have to go through that phase because while living in Finland, she was taught by her father to speak Japanese.

She got her 3 Shugo Charas; Bianca (the nun-like one), Margareth (the science-like one), and Rose (the one with frilly dress and parasol) because she wanted to be smart, sweet, and elegant. Aniela herself is a quiet but cute person who never does anything right and always gets the blame thanks to her clumsiness. That’s why she wants to be noticed for her best self. She likes fashion and science. 

After transferring to Seiyo Gakuen, she instantly got accepted into Guardians because she had 3 Shugo Charas like Amu. After that, she made friends with everyone. I mean EVERYONE because she’s cute with her looks and accent. They let her clumsiness slide. She got the Two of Hearts role which was made up by me because all of the canons have taken up the major roles like Joker, Ace, Queen, King, and Jack.

I paired her with Ikuto. She met him while battling against Batsu Tamas with the rest of the Guardians. I have drawn her character change with each of her Shugo Charas, but… They are too OP.

She likes onigiri, full cream milk, and the color purple. Her sign is Taurus.

I feel miserable after finding this bio I had made long time ago, mostly because I have made such stupid Mary Sue like this without researching.


Your name is FAIREE LICKIX and you are quite possibly TOO KAWAII FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

Oh this is a lovely start.


You are SEVEN SWEEPS YOUNG, you take interest in BEING CUTE and LOVING LIFE. You take desu JOY in improving the days of those whom you encounter by SINGING, SMILING and all around being TRES TRES UGUU. ♥

You are a self-proclaimed TROLLITA. You have been described as just a LITTLE ANNOYING at times, however, it is obvious to anyone that your HEART is in the right place and is most definitely TWO SIZES TOO BIG and DOKI DOKIS at a volume none can hope to match.

What’s The Weeabo level? It’s over 9000!



Despite being of the highest calibur of the HemoSpectrum you are OPEN MINDED and ACCEPTING to all trolls. You are a little bit of a DRAMA HIME with a low tolerance to MEANIES and a tendency to get CARRIED AWAY. You get ATTACHED too easily and can be a tad AIRHEADED at times.

…Please tell me this is a joke. The blood colours don’t go higher than Fef and Meenah’s.



You wield the TIARAKIND which you tend to keep concealed beneath your bangs when not in use. You were taught not to flaunt your ROYALTY by your dear Lusus FAIRYGODMOTHER and have truly taken that lesson to HEART. Your fetch modus is the JEWELLERY BOX.

Your TrollTag is amorousStraitjacket < 3 and you are just the t♥n♥est b♥t obsessed w♥th d♥splaying your affect♥on at every opportun♥ty desu~!!!

Please tell me i’m not the only one who thought this OC was too “Desu Desu”?

"Queen Zoi of Dreamland.

She is A very sweet, kindhearted, gentle girl, Who loves to bake sweets, create art, & help people.

She is also clumsy, gullible, & a bit sensitive.

She cares a whole lot about her friends & family, She would never let anything bad happen to them.

She is the wife of King Dedede, The mother of Emily & Oscar, and the Owner of Nyan Cat & Om Nom.

Her dreams were to find a Man, To share her dreams with, to share her love for him, and to spend her whole life with.. That dream came true when Dedede came into her life. Now her new dream is to spend her whole life with her family, And making sure they have the best, happy, safe, fun lives.

Zoi likes to bake homemade things, like Cookies, Cake, Brownies, & Cupcakes.

She makes them all from scratch, And with a little love.

Zoi also loves to draw & paint.

She seriously loves playing doctor. Its why she always likes to listen to her husband’s heart.

Zoi also worries a lot.. She worries about her friends, & her family’s safety. She doesn’t even worry about herself.

Her fear is losing her family.. If she lost her husband, kids, & pets, She’d die.. Because life wouldn’t be worth living anymore..

She fell in love with Dedede when they first met, They weren’t friends for very long, Because she had strong feelings for him, So they became Boyfriend & Girlfriend instead.

The best day of her life was her wedding with Dedede. Her second best day was when their kids came into their lives.

She met Dedede in the middle of Cappy town, She was walking by, and then he spotted her. He felt he should meet her, he introduced himself. same with her, and then they became friends.

She found Om Nom when they were trapped in a basemint in a crazy lady’s house. He seemed scary at first, but when she gave him a piece of candy, he was adorable. He looked like he had no owner, and he was lost, So she decided to adopt him.

She found Nyan Cat when she was lost in a forest. He was hurt, His poptart was bitten, and he had some cuts. She had to help him. So she picked him up, & found her way out of the forest somehow. She took him home, & gave him some TLC. And then adopted him.

She has Brown hair, & Dark blue eyes. Sometimes she has soft red lips, & soft pink blush. She had short hair when she was little, But as she grew older, She kept her hair long, Cause she liked it that way. Its also why you always see her with extremely long hair. She is a small person, But that doesn’t stop her from hanging with taller people. She usually wears dresses, But mostly wears Dedede’s comberbun. And it seems that her and Dedede have the same dark-blue eye color..

She weights 110 pounds, and her height is 5”4. She used to live on Earth, But then one day, She wanted to explore into Space, So she and her father got into a Rocket ship, and explored Space. Then, After a short time, They found a planet called Popstar, She begged her father for them to go there, He had no choice, but to say Okay. And then they went there. It was a peaceful land, And she and her father met everybody there. But when she met Dedede, She felt something special between her and him. As they got older, they were together for quite some time. But as the years went by, It was time to go back home. It was heart-breaking, But she had to say Goodbye to the Prince. The years went by later, & Zoi & her father decided to visit Dreamland again. When they saw Dedede, he turned into a King. and when he saw Zoi, she turned into an Adult. It was the day He proposed to her. She couldn’t say no to his big-puppy dog eyes of his. She screamed yes, and then they got married.

And after some time of being married for awhile, They saw other people with their babies, Zoi really wanted to have kids, but wasn’t sure if Dedede wanted them. So she talked to him about it one day, And he decided he does want to have kids. Even the pets wanted them too!! So now they have kids. & of course, their pets. And she no longer lives on earth, Because she lives with her Husband Dedede in Dreamland. Shes the happiest woman alive to be Together Forever with him, And so was he.

Her favorite color is Pink, Her favorite food is Cupcakes, Her birthday is April 6, Her favorite animals are Penguins, And her favorite song is Together Forever by Rick Astley.

She has some flaws, She isn’t good at math, And she isn’t good at fighting. But, She is good at baking things, & singing.”

I made a poem that’s kind of corny and cheesy, but it’s how I feel and I know if Mark knew I was sad he would probably give me a big hug and tell me not to be sad.

Found a Markiplier sue

So this is the artist’s self-insert (who I can’t name due to having the same name as the artist herself) that she pairs with Markiplier

Sheesh, it’s okay if you like Mark and everything, but pairing yourself with him?? He’s a real person for Heaven’s sake!

Just something about OC/Real Person kind of creeps me out juuusst a little…

Enjoy!

I did they your “your name + the hedgehog” game and this is what I got.

She didn’t seem so bad at first…

Birthday 
22nd July

:bulletblack: Nationality
German-Russian 

:bulletblack: Personality
Humanity’s brightest. Most intelligent person in Military Police, Hoo boy, special snowflake syndrome much? Like seriously, humanity’s brightest? Lena is very curious and dedicated girl. Also a big perfectionist. Usually she’s quiet and don’t talk too much, but she can also be sarcastic, noisy and annoying, just like her twin brother. She loves stupid jokes and pranks.  Mostly seen while studying anatomy books or working on new kind of weapons, Lena doesn’t like spending time with others. She lacks confidence and any social sense. She prefers hard working in her room than paryting with people from her squad. She has a hard time while builging new relationships. Lena is kind of shy and it’s easy to hurt her. Although she can hold grudge for very long time and won’t be stopped before she gets her revenge.

Her entire personality is one whole contradiction. Her pose shows a confident young lady, right? Well wrong. Apparently she’s “quiet” and “doesn’t talk much”, and is also kind of anti-social and “shy”, and “easily hurt”. Also “lacks confidence”. Yet at the same time she’s “sarcastic, noisy and annoying”, and “likes stupid jokes and pranks”? Author, you need to pick a personality and stick with it. The first traits I listed do not match up with the second set of traits, and the first set of traits do not match up with how you portrayed her in the image. Looks like you’re just trying too hard to be likeable, either that or you thought you were giving her flaws when really you were just adding nonsensical traits.
 
:bulletblack: Background
Lena is one of the Schneider twins - Lions from North - daughter of aristocrat from King’s surroundings and high priest. Both of them, alongside with their distant cousin, Dimitri lived good and decent life behind Wall Sina, until a certain accident. When she was 7 years old she was abducted with her brother and cousin, as well as with other childer from every Wall. They were held in some kind of underground laboratory. Cruel experiments and genetic changes, caused them a lot of painful memories and phobias (And where are YOUR debilitating phobias? Of course this OC is so special she doesn’t experience the consequences of this bullshit experiment). After a year of searching her parents finally managed to rescue all children (How the hell did her parents find all these children when the operation was being run underground? You’d think this organization would be secretive enough that they don’t get caught in, oh I don’t know, a year?). Some of them were already dead, in results of experiments. Higher-ups covered for this accident (What higher-ups? Why were they even involved in all of this?), but it still remain in hearts of rescued kids. The experiments conducted by army to create new type of titans, that can control others and won’t kill people, named Berserkes. Only a few of them were consider succesful, beside them Lena, whose operation codename was “Schrodinger”. 
All of this caused Lena to be obsessive for one point - revenge on those who conducted experiments. After a few years of rehabilitation and peace, she decided to join army with other Berserkers. Through good passed exam and promotions they could reach King’s surroundings and kill whoever was responsible for thei tragedy (She apparently went through “rehabilitation and peace”. Why is she still obsessed with revenge?). Using her parents conections and position in Miliatry Police, Lena and other finally discovered the truth behind experiments and goal behind them - Berserkes where just half product. The purpose was to create ideal titan being, called now Neo Berserker that was supposed to use in coup d’etat and abolition of the King. Both Schneiders and other Berserkers decided, that they will do everything they can to stop that faceless organization from taking over the reign and then fullfil their personal revenge.

This entire backstory is just what the fuck. Seriously you have humans, titans and titan shifters. Already it’s super difficult to steal the serum that allows titans to gain a consciousness. Why in the world do you feel the need to add just another non-human category? And what the hell is a Berserker anyways? What was the purpose of this experiment? I doubt scientists in this timeline have the means to create such a thing in the first place. Also, the ideology behind the Berserker experiments was revolution, but Erwin Smith is already planning a revolution. NO, stop trying to make your OC so special.

Also, why in the world would the higher-ups cover up this operation and support it? They’d lose their positions and power if revolution was carried out. LIKE REALLY UGGGGHHHHH


:bulletblack: Reasons
The main reason Lena joined army was to carry out her revange on the organization and higher-ups responsible for experiments that ruined her and her family’s life.
But after realising the real goal of creating Berserkers, she decided to protect the kingdom first. Joining Military Police was for the better contact with high ranks and King’s surroundings.

Honey how are you even going to find the people who experimented on you through the military police? Besides I highly doubt the “higher-ups” (seriously, who are these people? It’s just so random) who you’re aiming to kill will just go unnoticed if they die. Chances are your OC is going to get in a lot of trouble.

If you really want to get in on all the classified cult information, shouldn’t you have joined the other branch of the MP? The one that murdered Pastor Nick and the one that Commander Nile Dawk has no control over? I mean, it’s more logical to obtain information and then carry out revenge. I’m not entirely sure how you even used your parents’ “connections” to gain information. If this is as covert as you imply, I don’t think she can just gain information like that, especially if she’s not a HIGH-RANKING OFFICER.

:bulletblack: Goals
As was said before, the thing that keeps Lena going is her revenge and desire to protect her family and kingdom. As for the future plans, she would be aiming for position of general.

:bulletblack: Statistics
Intelligence - 10/10
Social Skill - 3/10
Vitality - 10/10
Speed - 6/10
Battle Skill - 9/10

I have a feeling the Berserkers were created to be better than humans, and therefore give the creator an excuse to have such high stats. You could’ve at least given her some logical, debilitating personality flaws. But I already covered the contradictory personality.

:bulletblack: Likes/Dislikes
Lena loves books, especially those conected to anatomy and history. She also has interest in all kind of weapons and new types of medicaments; she makes them by herself too. 
She dislikes crowd, all kind of criminals, laboratories and cigarettes.

WHAT THE FUCK. NO YOU CANNOT JUST CREATE MEDICINES AND WEAPONS WILLY NILLY THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS

:bulletblack: Habbits (I think you mean “hobbies”)
Reading books, drawing, making weapons.


:bulletblack: Other
- Lena is a Berserker by name of “Schrodinger”. She was rejected as Neo Berserker because she still kills people.
- She has steel-wired gloves with lion’s head on them.
- She admires her father greatly.

I highly doubt she can just get away with killing people. Not only will the MP and the Wall Cult extremists notice, but whoever experimented on her will also notice. I’m pretty sure they’d try to kill her to get rid of the evidence.

All in all, this OC is… a train-wreck. This is just not okay. Just… WHY.

Achievement Hunter Super Hero Cross Over… ANGSTYSUE EDITION!

little miss perfect red >>

Hey, I’m Zoey Raserei. Formerly Red Rebellion. I know you may be surprised to hear me in your head, but there’s a reason for that. After Michael broke me to the point of being unable to speak, Mister MK made it so I had a degree of psychic abilities. As for why I’m not with him anymore? I chose happiness over forced loyalty. (( Indie oc for the Achievement Hunter Superhero AU.. FC is Phoebe Tonkin. Red is also sort of modeled after Harley Quinn. ))

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The mun of this atrocity isn’t any better.
Cross over, she’s had sex with the Joker. There’s one guy that harasses her all the time yet she only RPs with him because it’s ‘fun’. By the way she gets broken and gets psychic abilities yet in her lovely face claim she’s smiling dorkily everytime. She’s basically Harley Quinn yet says she’s “based” off of her.
Also, that name. Raserei.
I just quit.
Angsty angsty angsty angsty past and life because everybody breaks her.

*Trigger warnings ahead*

She ignores everybody except the ones that attack/abuse her characters in multiple ways. Especially sexual attacks to “Break” her. AKA Rape. Noncon is her fetish and friggin’ everywhere in her blog.

Here’s her “RPing”:

Her: “P-please! Leave me alone!”
Other RP’er: “Beg me.”
Her: “No, I have pride.”
Other RP’er: “I said,” he growled, sliding the knife across her throat, wordlessly threatening to cut her open,”beg me, lil Red.”
Her: “I’ll do whatever you want, I swear! Just let me go!”“

She doesn’t do actions, just words. And, she ignores RPs that aren’t like that. I’ve seen her completely drop RPs for others for the sexy demon. So, it isn’t that she’s just a bad RP’er all around, she’s also a very selfish mun that doesn’t even put a TW on her blog.

She ditches any and all RPs that don’t satisfy her sex craved loins, basically. Even those she don’t complete because she “Doesn’t know how to do them”. »;;;

this is an entirely different person from the rainbow-eyed freezer Sue I submitted the day before. apparently rainbow eyes from torture is a thing now.

Name - saria neti (if u get those reffrances u win a cookie)
Age- 16
Gender -f
What u can do w/ your elements-( plz be creative w/ this one) semi plant giving her the abiletty 2 ‘tallk’ to them, change the shape of her body at will and blast devestating blasts of absorbed solar energy (pokemon,solar beam)
she looks mostley human but with vines instead of hair and she blushes green (coz she has sap nt blood)
Personality- playfull friendly (sort of flirty i guess)
History- had an odd affinity with plants from a young age finding out she could controll them sumwat at age 14 she wanted 2 controll them compleatly eventully causing her to meld with them
she ran away scared of wat she’d done 2 herself her odd apearance led to her needing to steal to get food at 15 she was caught stealing from thugs they dragged her in2 an apartment block and hacked off her vines causing her to scream as they were tecnicly like extra limbs eventully she lost it and inadvertantly destroyed the biulding her still inside
she staggerd from the wrekage 2 days l8er with no idere were she was her past or wat happend to the biulding she eventully wound up were u guys r (sry >.< im new) and just practices her powers
Other - hates ppl pulling her ‘hair’ or asking y she blushes green
aperance:
man dat pic took forever sry bout the skechyness     

Ladies, Gentleman, and those of Neutral sophistication, My first roleplay character