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Those flawless, beautiful characters. Everyone is in love with them.
We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.

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Hello, this is my first time submitting to this blog, and hoo wee, this one is a doozy. The creator of this character is an ‘old friend’ of my RP group’s, and he’s developed a pretty bad reputation as a result. Though we don’t talk to him anymore, he does end up coming up quite a bit still, so I decided to share what I think is his worst one.

My own commentary will be put in bold text. I’m going to put the rest of this under a “Read More” tag, so yeah best get your seat belts on ‘cuz this is gonna be one HELL of a ride.

Also, I had to go into HTML mode to get a Read More to work; if iit doesn’t work, I’d appreciate someone who actually knows what they’re doing to add it in for me.

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Yumiko… What a Sue, yo.

Name:Sashiro, Yumiko
Age: 12
Height:5’2

Normal, right? And then you see…

Eye Color:Purple
Hair Color:Purple/Black wore to the side

…This. Hair can’t — and should not naturally be — purple or any crazy color. The only exception is Sakura. That’s final.

[[GENTLE NOTE FROM MOD T if it was just purple it would be fine theres several people in the naruto universe with weird colors besides sakura]]

Weight:86
Nicknames:Smart Ass!!,Yumi,Miko,Ko-chan, and Sashiro

Oh look, no spacing!

Bloodline Limit:Dragon Eyes, Byakuugan, and Sharingan

And here comes the crazy bullshit! She must be so “kawaii desu” for having both Byakugan, Sharingan, and some made-up shit called Dragon Eyes. This is just gonna get worse and worse…

Sashiro Clan: the sashiro caln was also know as the demon clan.

Not another one…

Most of the people born in that caln would have a demon sealed inside of them. They were also great friends with the Uchiha clan as well.

Why? Why must a clan member have a demon inside them? What is it, a demon dolphin? What bullshit are you spouting about being “friends” with the Uchiha clan?

The Sashiro clan has mixed Bloodlines in it like for instance, the hyuuga bloodline and the uchiha bloodline are also in that clan blood but people in that clan rarely get those.

…Then why is it a separate clan? Last I checked, whichever clan is dominate or something like that, they belong to that clan, I believe. It it because of that Dragon Eye or whatever?

Past: your clan was brutally murdered by an unknown rogue ninja. Apparently some one wanted the powers of a certain bloodline limit. Although they have killed the clan the leader had also wanted to gain power of the Dragon Eye which you had the power of. Your brother and sister were taken away by the leader of the murdering group, who had piercing yellow eyes that looked like snakes!

… *facepalm* More “Orochimaru killed my family nya!” backstory. Kill me now…

Reitta Sashiro
age: unknown
sister of Yumiko
bloodline limit: sharingan
Rikou Sashiro
age:unknown
brother(little)of Yumiko
bloodline: Byakuugan
DRAGON EYE: a doujutsu that is able to copy anything shut as taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu such as the sharingan.But it also has the ability to copy any bloodline limit. It has three stages. The first stage is that it turns red and has a wide slit. The second stage is that it turns yellow with a medium slit, and the last stage is where it turns into a slit like a dragon and it turns gold.

Oh my god… How overpowered can that be? For the billionth time, no bloodline has the similar effect to the Sharingan and is able to surpass it. That just screams Sue right there.

Appearance: You have a red tube top with bandages around the chest. You wear a fishnet shirt under the tube top. You have a white hat that is always worn to the side but when you fight its backwards. But when your sad its worn forward. You have a pair of fingerless gloves with a steel plate on the top. You wear tan Shorts that go up to your knees and wear kneepads. Also you have the traditional ninja sandals in blue.
FRIENDS: Hinata, Naruto, Shika, and Kiba.
Your the top Kunoichi in your class although you mental part is barely making it above average.
Personality: you are really shy when it comes to meeting new people but once you start to get to know them your as hyper as naruto. but when someone gets you mad….. you get MAD!

Oh, hey vague personality, nice to see you again.

oh yeah and surprisingly you have *gulp* …..FAN BOYS!!

thanks i hope you liked it

No, no I did not.

I’m here to confess the sins I committed when I was a middle school student. I was hooked on the Shugo Chara series (especially Ikuto) so much back then that I made this abomination.

In case if her bio is too small to read (sorry for the low quality. I had to use my phone camera because my scanner is broken), her name is Aniela Joaquin Yamagata. Her name sounds almost similar to mine, and Joaquin is my favourite name. Judging from her name, she is a self-insert.

She is Finnish-Japanese (I had no idea why I picked those nationalities) and she has blonde hair from her Finnish mom, black eyes from her Japanese dad. 

She transferred to Seiyo Gakuen at the age of 11. She had been living in Helsinki for a while, so moving to Japan SHOULD give her new cultural experience, and cultural shock too. However, she didn’t have to go through that phase because while living in Finland, she was taught by her father to speak Japanese.

She got her 3 Shugo Charas; Bianca (the nun-like one), Margareth (the science-like one), and Rose (the one with frilly dress and parasol) because she wanted to be smart, sweet, and elegant. Aniela herself is a quiet but cute person who never does anything right and always gets the blame thanks to her clumsiness. That’s why she wants to be noticed for her best self. She likes fashion and science. 

After transferring to Seiyo Gakuen, she instantly got accepted into Guardians because she had 3 Shugo Charas like Amu. After that, she made friends with everyone. I mean EVERYONE because she’s cute with her looks and accent. They let her clumsiness slide. She got the Two of Hearts role which was made up by me because all of the canons have taken up the major roles like Joker, Ace, Queen, King, and Jack.

I paired her with Ikuto. She met him while battling against Batsu Tamas with the rest of the Guardians. I have drawn her character change with each of her Shugo Charas, but… They are too OP.

She likes onigiri, full cream milk, and the color purple. Her sign is Taurus.

I feel miserable after finding this bio I had made long time ago, mostly because I have made such stupid Mary Sue like this without researching.

Hi, it’s the Persona Anon from before. I found another gem on dA. This OC is made by using TinierMe, a clone of Gaia.

This is what the bio says, according to the artist:

** I DID NOT USE A DRESS UP GAME TO MAKE THIS!! THIS IS FROM A SITE THATS LIKE GAIA SO, no I did not make this from a dress up game. they are my items that I bought and own from the site**

My second persona OC Amu.

Info:

Amu is a daughter of a high respected demon lord in the underworld. Her father wants her to follow his footsteps but she doesn’t want to. SHe hates the underworld and always sneaks up onto the surface to where is it full of life and mysterious things. Even love. // never forget her demon wings.

Personality:

Cute, childing, silly, joyful, clumzy, really kind and helpful, loves others, very stubborn and lazy at times.

Age: 15

The cat:

The cat name is Pucci(pronounced as Puuchi or Poochie)

The cat is a boy and he is Amu’s somewhat gaurdian. he is suppose to watch over her like a personal buttler. He transforms into a small or giant scythe depending on how determined amu is into fighting and how much she beleives in herself. His personality is well, he’s the type of person that would say “work first, fun later” or “stop playing around” he’s a no fun character lol.

Thouch Pucci used to be a boy once. A human boy that used to live with his mother and father. but he signed a deadly contract with Amu’s father to become a servant of his forever. Pucci signed it, not knowing how much he will miss his old life and will never forget about it.

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Judging from the scythe and the demon wings on the image, I thought it was a fanmade Persona. For those who are not familiar with Persona series, Personas are basically something that portrays a character’s inner self. Personas are usually based on mythological creatures or perhaps historical figures.

Well, turns out it’s a Persona user OC. Persona users are normally high school students. Having a companion pet and being the daughter of a demon makes no sense. At all. Nothing in the bio makes goddamn sense. The OC’s traits are sueish clichéd, the spelling seems to be neglected, and even everything about her kawaii (sarcasm intended) companion is not logical in terms of Persona fandom. 

Name: Eris the Light/Cat

Age: Unknown

Gender: F

Species: Cat/Fairy

Forms: Can Change into Different forms when her Gemstone changes color and it changes her dress, boots, scarf, stockings, and eyes too.
-Ruby Flame
-Sapphire Wave 
-Clear Light 
-Emerald Nature
-Amethyst Dark 
-Yellow Sapphire Thunder
-Aquamarine Freeze

Bio: She came to their world because she was asleep for a long time and Cream found her under the tree that never grows old. Cream took her to her home and Eris woke up in a bed and she notice the little rabbit and they’ve became friends really quickly. Cream introduce Eris to her friends and they like her the way she has super strenght, flight, and fast on her feet. Sonci and friends must help her with her memories so she can remember her purpose here and why.

Friends: Everyone including Team Chaotic

Family: 10 of the Chaos that turn into Eris’ friends (The little ones called her momma when they we’re asleep along with Eris under the tree that never turn old)
-Sonic Chao 
-Shadow Chao 
-Silver Chao 
-Knuckles Chao 
-Emerl Chao 
-Tails Chao 
-Amy Chao 
-Maria Chao 
-Blaze Chao 
-Rouge Chao 
-Cream Chao 
-Cosmo Chao 

Extra: -Likes Flowers and Rainbows.
-Likes to help out her friends.
-Can sense something Evil lurking around her. Even her little chaos are afraid when they since something.

Crush: Mephiles

((Amnesia?Anon: Zoo wee mama! I don’t even know where to begin with this one…))

Now, I know Hetalia does not have the best fan-reputation in general but…this is probably the worst one I’ve ever seen. I wish I could include more than one pic in a submission because she has pleeeeeenty of bad base-art in her DeviantART to showcase but the above one will do. I did once give her a polite critique on her DA and told her I think the OC has Mary Sue traits, her response was something like “Sorry you think she’s a sue, she does have some flaws” and listed things like trusting people too easily, naivete, not making up her mind, and “SHE HAS APARAGUSES.” 

I don’t know if the last counts as a flaw because she gave no visible or even mental signs of being troubled by “Aparaguses”. 

Please be aware the “Backstory” section below is literally a summarized version of the OC’s first fanfic. The fanfic itself had 3 chapters, all of which were ONE single, monstrous paragraph with the same standard of writing as seen in these below descriptions. She also VERY blatantly made every male canon character be in love with her/the self-insert/the OC and would skip no opportunities to remind us of this. 

- End submitter’s notes 

backstory Serenia’s human name is Kaitlyn-Amethyst.Water lily and originally age 15. the back story on her is that she was a girl from our world but was transported to the hetalia world by a unknown person. she was sent there after wishing to save the life of the holy roman empire only thinking that it’s only a wish that would be impossible to come ture. when her wish was granted she was knocked out and when she woke up she was a 15 year old girl in a four year old girls body. she was found by Austria and taken into his home to be looked after in exchange for her to be a maid along with Feliciano A.K.A Italy. she saved holy roman empire by lying to him saying she can see the future he bought it and was saved. she traveled across the land after staying at austria’s home for 210 years then leveing for he land, Serenia. on the way she met little romano and Spain, then went on to meeting Arthur A.K.A England and little Australia and little America. she went through hard what whit the bombing of her country, she abandoned her pasifistways and embraced the fighter spirit with open arms. when she when to look for survivors she found 2 wolf cubs and 2 snow tiger she took them in as her own. after she was in isolation for a short period of time but found bye her good old friend Australia and taken to a world meeting to find out which country bombed hers. finding out it was switzerland she made a threat for him to call off the war on her country, switzerland called off his troops, after that she joined the allies.

Kaitlyn is a strong willed girl with a kick ass adittude she can defend herself and protect others, however underneath her kick ass adittude she’s as soft as a rose petal. she loves every animal and is known in her own language, Serenian ‘nemara lillian hihn kiena’ to translate the angel of light. she is very friendly and can make friends fairly easly but, that’s depending on who the person is. she has the strength of russia and america put together when mad and/or needed to fight but the kindness and motherly additued when someone with a childs inoccents A.K.A italy. she cares for her friend like they were her own family

september 1st. since serenia was fonded on september 1st 1500  and because the country had beautiful flower and animals it was originally going to be called ‘Gardenia’ however, the founder barnabey clay woth (made up person) traveled the area more he described it as a heavenly place thus calling it Serenia 

family brothers: Arthur, Alistor, Jack, Cole and Peter Kirkland

pets

her pets were the 2 wolf and 2 snow tiger cubs:

Kilala: the white female wolf with a black cresent moon birthmark in the middle of her forhead andamber eyes.

Nomura: the black male wolf with emerald green eyes.

Herona: the male snow tiger with silver eyes.

Sesa: a black female snow tiger with white strips, a white cresent moon birthmark in the middle of her forhead

however, after the pictonians she lost the pets to them and later rescued a stary cat with dark brown fur and brown eyes. Kaitlyn calls her little angel but, the other cats know her as Serenicat.

extra informaion

Serenia can preform magic like her brother, Arthur and can see magical creatures.

serenia can’t decied who she is in love with but maybe in love with a 2p. her eyes turn emerald green like her brothers when she is in full rage using her magic and/or using her magic at maximum power

her magic comes out in a white glow hence why she is called the angel of light.

she is part of  one of her countryies myths about a spirit of light and a child who was found in a blue flower, apparently she was the child.

I feel okay bringing this OC to the public eye because I offerred her con-crit in a huuuge FF review once but she blatantly ignored me and kept putting out chapters and fanarts of hilarious bullshit. 

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Serenia

serenia is a country made up by (name withheld).

backstory Serenia’s human name is Kaitlyn-Amethyst.Water lily and originally age 15. the back story on her is that she was a girl from our world but was transported to the hetalia world by a unknown person. she was sent there after wishing to save the life of the holy roman empire only thinking that it’s only a wish that would be impossible to come ture. when her wish was granted she was knocked out and when she woke up she was a 15 year old girl in a four year old girls body. she was found by Austria and taken into his home to be looked after in exchange for her to be a maid along with Feliciano A.K.A Italy. she saved holy roman empire by lying to him saying she can see the future he bought it and was saved. she traveled across the land after staying at austria’s home for 210 years then leveing for he land, Serenia. on the way she met little romano and Spain, then went on to meeting Arthur A.K.A England and little Australia and little America. she went through hard what whit the bombing of her country, she abandoned her pasifistways and embraced the fighter spirit with open arms. when she when to look for survivors she found 2 wolf cubs and 2 snow tiger she took them in as her own. after she was in isolation for a short period of time but found bye her good old friend Australia and taken to a world meeting to find out which country bombed hers. finding out it was switzerland she made a threat for him to call off the war on her country, switzerland called off his troops, after that she joined the allies.

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The bios to both these ladies were really long and tedious, so I tried to shorten the basic information or snag all the good parts of it. Their kingdoms and backstories however remain unchanged, so I put a red more tab in because it’s so long. Also I couldn’t really find a good place to put this, but both ladies are married to, and have children to these two human/koopa/tanooki hybrid dudes.

Names: Luna Judith Toadstool (left) and Dylaila Lipard Toadstool (right)

Species: Luna is a mix of a human/dragon/fire wisp, Dylie is human/dragon/ice wisp

Kingdoms: Luna rules over the poisonFlow Kingdom and Dylie rules SherbetLand.

Powers/weapons: Both of them can partially or fully turn into dragons, although when in Lunas dragon form she has a spiked ball on the end of her tail which she uses as a weapon. They also have their respective elements and resistance to fire/ice. Dylie also has a magic wand and an array of potions she makes herself which can either heal themselves with or use to damage foes.

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Achievement Hunter Super Hero Cross Over… ANGSTYSUE EDITION!

little miss perfect red >>

Hey, I’m Zoey Raserei. Formerly Red Rebellion. I know you may be surprised to hear me in your head, but there’s a reason for that. After Michael broke me to the point of being unable to speak, Mister MK made it so I had a degree of psychic abilities. As for why I’m not with him anymore? I chose happiness over forced loyalty. (( Indie oc for the Achievement Hunter Superhero AU.. FC is Phoebe Tonkin. Red is also sort of modeled after Harley Quinn. ))

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The mun of this atrocity isn’t any better.
Cross over, she’s had sex with the Joker. There’s one guy that harasses her all the time yet she only RPs with him because it’s ‘fun’. By the way she gets broken and gets psychic abilities yet in her lovely face claim she’s smiling dorkily everytime. She’s basically Harley Quinn yet says she’s “based” off of her.
Also, that name. Raserei.
I just quit.
Angsty angsty angsty angsty past and life because everybody breaks her.

*Trigger warnings ahead*

She ignores everybody except the ones that attack/abuse her characters in multiple ways. Especially sexual attacks to “Break” her. AKA Rape. Noncon is her fetish and friggin’ everywhere in her blog.

Here’s her “RPing”:

Her: “P-please! Leave me alone!”
Other RP’er: “Beg me.”
Her: “No, I have pride.”
Other RP’er: “I said,” he growled, sliding the knife across her throat, wordlessly threatening to cut her open,”beg me, lil Red.”
Her: “I’ll do whatever you want, I swear! Just let me go!”“

She doesn’t do actions, just words. And, she ignores RPs that aren’t like that. I’ve seen her completely drop RPs for others for the sexy demon. So, it isn’t that she’s just a bad RP’er all around, she’s also a very selfish mun that doesn’t even put a TW on her blog.

She ditches any and all RPs that don’t satisfy her sex craved loins, basically. Even those she don’t complete because she “Doesn’t know how to do them”. »;;;

this is an entirely different person from the rainbow-eyed freezer Sue I submitted the day before. apparently rainbow eyes from torture is a thing now.

Name - saria neti (if u get those reffrances u win a cookie)
Age- 16
Gender -f
What u can do w/ your elements-( plz be creative w/ this one) semi plant giving her the abiletty 2 ‘tallk’ to them, change the shape of her body at will and blast devestating blasts of absorbed solar energy (pokemon,solar beam)
she looks mostley human but with vines instead of hair and she blushes green (coz she has sap nt blood)
Personality- playfull friendly (sort of flirty i guess)
History- had an odd affinity with plants from a young age finding out she could controll them sumwat at age 14 she wanted 2 controll them compleatly eventully causing her to meld with them
she ran away scared of wat she’d done 2 herself her odd apearance led to her needing to steal to get food at 15 she was caught stealing from thugs they dragged her in2 an apartment block and hacked off her vines causing her to scream as they were tecnicly like extra limbs eventully she lost it and inadvertantly destroyed the biulding her still inside
she staggerd from the wrekage 2 days l8er with no idere were she was her past or wat happend to the biulding she eventully wound up were u guys r (sry >.< im new) and just practices her powers
Other - hates ppl pulling her ‘hair’ or asking y she blushes green
aperance:
man dat pic took forever sry bout the skechyness     

Ladies, Gentleman, and those of Neutral sophistication, My first roleplay character

Name - luna black
Age- 16
Gender - f
Appearnce- i drew this (removed)
What u can do w/ your elements-( plz be creative w/ this one) can controll and bend shadows turning them in2 objects or monsters has horns that make her able 2 read minds, shadow/beast form she has other abilatys but doesent kno of them
Personality-shy can be rude tho h8s talking about her past
History- mother was murderd by a theif when she was 5 at that time she was also stabbed with a cursed dagger holding an evil spirit. the spirit made a deal with her to send her 2 her mother in heaven but luna had 2 kill ppl for their souls what fed the spirit. after that raised by her very religios farther strict so when her abilitys emerged giving her devil-ish horns he belived that she’d been possesed by satan and tryed to stab her she freaked her powers creating a oposing dagger that killed him. since the spirit wad raised her 2 be a killer
Other - wers a black ribon round her neck in memory of her mother possesed by a shadow deamon she calls “thing” & plays guitar     

Dolls, Dudes, and those of neutral companionship, I give you My SECOND ever rp character

"flame i hate being pregnant this is so not cool i love my boyfriend but how is i m going to take care of all of my babys it s to much i no i want it some kid s but still i hate being pregnant!!!" 

wut.. So this kid thinks their oc is real and that she can kill everyone in the world. As a bonus this kid also steals art and recolors it for there lil sue her

Some Naruto OC

So, I was searching up some Aika Village from Animal Crossing fanart and this is what I came upon…

(before I start the bio I just wanna mention that her neck is not SO THIN it's just her curly hair covering it XDDD Thankies hope you think this will be the most Sugoi charrie XDD)  Name: Aika Kurai Birthday: April 7  Gender: Girl Age: 16 Height: 51 Weight: light as a feather Blood Type: AB Kekkei Genkai: Byakugan Affiliation: Akatsuki Team: Itachi Clan: Kurai  Ninja Rank: S rank Registration Number: none Graduation Age: Didn't graduate Chuunin Promotion Age: 11 Jounin Promotion Age: 13   Family:   Father : unknown  Mother: Mrs Haruno (Sakura's mom)  Little sister: Sakura Haruno Jutsu: medical Ninjutsu, many chakra related attacks.  Tools: Suriken, Kunai, katana, six shooter, Uzi, bow and arrows, chainsaw mace, guillotine, Iron maiden, one of those spiky metal chairs you heat up, and a bronze bull.  Background:   Aika was Mrs Haruno's first kid when she was young but soon after birth her father found out she had a tailed demon i her and took her away so she would never find out. Aika was raised all the way on the other side of the world in Texas by her dad until she was ten. She was hording her dad's cattle one day when a rattle snake made them scared and stampede towards her dad crushing him in their hooves. before he died he told her about her mother which he had lied was dead. Aika entered in a deep depression and had nightmares thinking she was responsible for his death. Soon one of her neighbors hearing her cries of deep sorrow he took her in and treated her like a worthless slave beating her and making her do hard chores and took all her cattle. One day he tried to rape because he was a pedo her but her demon emerged and killed him brutally. she knew she was gonna be hung for that so she sold all the cattle and with the money she went back to Konoha where she was less than welcome by her mother. She was depressed again seeing that her momma now had a family with a little girl she constantly pampered. She hated Sakura right off the bat for having her mom's affections since birth and loved to make her life hell. She would make fun of her even after they forehead joked ceased making their parents have to punish her allot which only fueled her hate for her little sister. When she saw her Sakura's crush for Sasuke She started training hard to impress him even if he was way younger than her. She joined the exams and passed with flying colors at only eleven and then at thirteen she was already a Jounin. Her first crush was Kabuto when She saw him at his little sister's exam where she was supervising (she was 14 at th time) but she quickly got over him since she realized he was a four eyed creep. Soon after he battle against Orochimaru She ran away from home sick and tired of Sakura being the center of attention and saw Itachi and Kisame when they entered the village. she followed them for a while had to stop when a heard of cattle belonging to some rich lord stampeded towards Itachi. she saw him just sit there and feeling sorry she roped him and pulled him out of the way. She kinda liked him even if he looked like trouble. Itachi realized she had a tailed Demon in her more powerful that Naruto and ordered Kisame to catch her but she shot him in the shoulder with her dad's pistol and turned to Itachi offering to come with if they didn't kill her. he accepted and as soon as she was brought to the Akatsuki she was admitted in. she has lived there ever since and she's in a relation with her Ita-kun and she's nicknamed the Akatsuki six shooter (kinda like konan is the angel but they're not friends) !!!   Personality: She's nice to Itachi but she hated everyone else calling them snakes in the grass horn toads and yellow bely coyotes but deep down she's actually scared to reach out to others since itachi was the frst really nice person to her after her dad died.  Appearance: She is a petite girl only 51 with curves in all the right places D cup breasts and curves in all the right places. She has ivory skin which glows a light golden tan in the sunlight and Gold curly hair that reaches just below her curvy ass when straightened. her eyes are a beautiful sky blue sparking like the most expensive diamonds and framed by her cherry pink eyelashes which she go from her mother. her lips are plump and round their natural color is a deep pink but she always wears lip gloss. she has a long tail the fur matches her golden hair and has acid green tips to show off she's poisonous and when her inner demon emerges her wings become huge and bony.  If she's on mission she wears a cancan girl outfit under a female version of the Akatsuki robe and black cowgirl boots. Instad of the hat she wears her three feather pink hairclip.   When She's at the base she wears pink girly shirts see through to give her itakun some eyecandy, (even though the rest of the men give her hungry looks) short jean shorts and red cowgirl boots. She's really a girly girl despite being raised by her daddy. She also liked to walk in the halls in her underwear in the morning which is always red cause she knows itachi likes that color X3  Abilities:  Ninjutsu: She is a self taught medical ninja with powers as great as Tsunade's.  Genjutsu: She's learned all there is to know about it from itachi and she can resist even the strongest mangekyo Taijutsu: She's spied on Gai enough to learn it and now she's at the same level if not even higher than Rock Lee. (Unique Fighting Styles / Techniques) Summoning Technique : She can summon a giant bull and a zombie lion with a blue mane. (Kekkei Genkai)  Intelligence: She's not the sharpest knife in the core but she makes up for in in being hypnotizing sexy.  Stats: (0/5)  Part 1 Ninjutsu 4 Taijutsu 2 Genjutsu 1 Intelligence 3 Strength 4 Speed 5 Stamina 5 Hand Seals 4  Part 2 Ninjutsu 5 Taijutsu 5 Genjutsu 6 Intelligence 4 Strength 5 Speed 5 Stamina 5 Hand Seals 5  Part 1: 28  Part 2: 40   Quotes:  Get back here ya yellowbelly!  I don't need you bunch of varments and horn toads!  Hey Ita-kun what say we fo' a lille roll in da hey   But I always look like this. Dont-cha want you little rattle snake looking sexy?   I dress like a showgirl but I'm no pussy for hire varment!  How do I look in these boot shorts ita-kun  comeére my little desert weasel

The description is as follows:

(before I start the bio I just wanna mention that her neck is not SO THIN it’s just her curly hair covering it XDDD Thankies hope you think this will be the most Sugoi charrie XDD)


Name: Aika Kurai
Birthday: April 7 
Gender: Girl
Age: 16
Height: 5’1”
Weight: light as a feather
Blood Type: AB
Kekkei Genkai: Byakugan
Affiliation: Akatsuki
Team: Itachi
Clan: Kurai

Ninja Rank: S rank
Registration Number: none
Graduation Age: Didn’t graduate
Chuunin Promotion Age: 11
Jounin Promotion Age: 13


Family: 

Father : unknown

Mother: Mrs Haruno (Sakura’s mom)

Little sister: Sakura Haruno
Jutsu: medical Ninjutsu, many chakra related attacks.

Tools: Suriken, Kunai, katana, six shooter, Uzi, bow and arrows, chainsaw mace, guillotine, Iron maiden, one of those spiky metal chairs you heat up, and a bronze bull.

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