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And they have some angsty terrible past.

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Okay so, this person here has A LOT OF GOD CHARACTERS AND SHIT AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING.

the 1st ones name is Kitty, she is a god ???? and HAS HER OWN RELIGION AND HAS A SHITLOAD OF FOLLOWERS, NOBODY CAN KILL HER ( OR ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR OCS NAMED DEAN ) OR THEIR CHARACTER WILL BE EXECUTED ???? And they also have a bunch of fucking powers like they can get set on fire without dying and can teleport people and mind control them and shit. 

and the 2nd one. His name is Mr.Meowsers ( what the fuck kind of name is that ) and he can apparently turn into a human and he kills everyone ????? like all of the other gods and shit ???????? even though the gods in the first place couldn’t be killed but SOMEHOW HE DID IT????? He can also mind control others like Kitty can.

and the 3rd ones name is Jimmy, a fucking caterpillar.

Just 

Why.

Apparently he can also turn into a human and when hes in his caterpillar form he can grow arms and shit like that. He also has the same fucking mind control powers which. Why would you mind control others in the first place? They should be able to control their own fucking characters, but no. You gotta be a fucking take control of them and can make them do whatever. Why.

and the 4th one is a fucking centipede demon thing I don’t even know how to spell his fucking name.

He can apparently kill things to without dying and just

What. The fuck ? ?? ?

( She ALSO SHIPS SOME OF HER OTHER CHARACTERS WITH CANON CHARACTERS FROM THE GAME “OFF” )

When I was 7 I made a Sonic OC… you know where this is going right…? Like most sonic OCs, he’s a recolor of an existing character

He basically shadow but white and blue and I had no idea what I was thinking back then but made him so over powered that he could basically face one of those god-monster things that super sonic fights even without the chaos emeralds and stuff.

I gave him all sorts of powers and I sorta regret making him that since, now that I think about it, if I put him in a sonic game, he would get boring to play as very quickly…

this is a self-submit that i cant believe i didnt submit earlier

the character isnt really a fan character of any kind (though she did change whenever i joined a new fandom and/or got new clothes lmao) and is pretty much just a giant sue 

the text at the bottom thats cut off says “at first glance” btw

jesus christ this used to be my persona

let’s make a check-list shall we

  • werepire
  • demon
  • shinigami
  • shape-shifter (her cat hat changes animals to whatever she wants and she gains some phsyical resemblance to said animal so thats why she has cat ears/tail with the cat hat??? christ)
  • able to harness electricity
  • able to harness dark electricity?? whatever that is

apparently the amazing reasoning behind why this character had all these powers and abilities is b/c a wolf goddess was playing tricks on her and caused all of that to happen?????

the original story was that she was just a normal orphan girl whose parents died on a trip to paris in a plane accident and she lived alone in a cabin in the woods and just drew all day and surfed the internet i guess??  but she was also part of this teen organization that fought crime and hunted down murderers and i dont understand anymore

anyway she had this wish journal right.  she wrote in it one day that she wished her characters would come to life b/c she was lonely and she also wished she was a werepire for SOME REASON

this wolf appeared in her yard and she followed it ??? and she came to a meadow where the wolf disappeared and one of her characters was in the field and was like “hey” and then she went home and all her other characters were there suddenly and shes like holy shit

the rest of the story is weird b/c this dude apparently cloned one of her characters b/c he wanted a son and he died and the clone turned evil and cloned all her characters to make this clone army and the whole story was just so elaborate and i cant believe i put so much time into it /i literally wrote a novel revolving around this character/

not to mention this character was practically a self-insert of me into my own fictional world (no canon characters in there, just…hundreds of ocs that all lived in the same house) and she changed whenever i did?? shes not my persona anymore and thank god i dont draw like that anymore too but shes still an oc of mine that im very fond of (and ive taken away almost all of those abilities and reverted her back to her original abilities which was just shapeshifting to go with the story OTL her gender’s even changed too)

i think the worst part (besides the top-heavy werewolf form and the unbelievable amount of shit to go with her) was the description on dA:

GOOOOOGGGGG this took FOREVUURRRR…

…and it’s SO HUGE. >:U

Eh.

This is a reference for my persona, Nat Vladimira. I hope she’s not forgotten already. X’D

l’I

… Anyway…

The words cut off at the bottom say “first glance.” Not very much else to say here.

The cat form she has is just a general animal form. For all her forms, the markings and accessories are the same.

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, the reason she has all this crap to do with her species and attributes is due to the fact that a wolf goddess was messing with her and gave her the powers/abilities/traits. This caame from an attempted novel that I am currently -attempting- to rewrite. 

So… Ja…”

im so sorry you had to read that

so in summary nat vladimira was a terrible terrible sue but ive made her better and i still love her to death even with that terrible terrible history o/ glad i could share her with u

My First Mary Sue

Ok so, when I was about seven or eight, my brother and I were introduced to the LEGO Bionicle toys and comic, which was basically about the Toa, robots with elemental powers, saving the world. There was a lot of lore and mythology to it, and I loved it to pieces. Naturally, I wanted to insert myself into such a fantastic story and made up a character to do just that. I didn’t write anything down or draw anything about her, possibly because I was embarrassed of her even then, likely because that would be work and I was a lazy little rugrat, so I’m just saying what I can remember.

Her name was Ashleya (My name with an ‘a’ on the end - so clever!). She was a human kid in a world with absolutely no humans or humanlike creatures to be found - though in fairness, at the time I didn’t see any evidence that the island the story took place on just didn’t have any humans on it, but there were humans elsewhere. She traveled around with the Toa on their very dangerous missions, despite being a kid, and all of them openly loved and doted on her like an adorable little sister, even though some of them have trouble expressing anything other than deep dislike to anyone.

She was absurdly powerful. She could copy anyone’s powers by thinking of them, though the only time I specifically remember her using it is one time she failed at it and everyone got their asses kicked like in canon.

Her story was the main antagonists of the arc where I got into the story were holding her prisoner, and she got free when the Toa were fighting them. There was no explanation for how where she came from or how she got her powers.

Also she could surf on lava.

SnK OC - Ivan Schneider

Remember that atrocity Lena Schneider? Well this is her brother, and boy oh boy, it’s just as bad as the other one, if not worse. As usual, my comments are in bold.

Birthday
22nd July

Nationality
German-Russian

Personality
Humanity’s laziest. First procrastinator, couch potato and biggest baby in Scouting Legion. He hates working and doing anything that won’t result in any profit for him. Noisy and annoying, likes to be in centre of everything. Stupid pranks and rude comments are Ivan’s trademarks. On the other hand he is very charismatic and great at leading people; natural born commander. I’m calling bullshit, and let me tell you why. Because nobody is going to follow a lazy person into combat. Nobody. And no, you cannot just go from being the laziest, couch potato who procrastinates doing things he doesn’t want to do to being a charismatic, natural born commander. This doesn’t work. You said it yourself, he’s the biggest baby in the Scouting Legion, and in order to be a Commander you need to be mature and be able to show other people that you are worth following. Sorry, this just doesn’t work.
When working, Ivan likes to work with people - he hates being alone. Usually doing some physical trainings or other activities since he can’t stand “brain-thingies”. Who even wants to work with him when he’s rude and pulls pranks on people? Who even takes him seriously when he’s lazy and a big baby? Ivan can be also grumpy and sad, but it’s a really rare event for the man. Then why even put this in here when it’s a rare thing? You’re only supposed to put relevant information on the character sheet.

Okay, let me break this down for those of you folks who aren’t going to survive until the very end. He is Humanity’s Laziest, yet all his stats – except for his intelligence – are at 9s and 10s. This is Humanity’s Laziest. He also wants to be the next Commander of the Scouting Legion, yet the author states that “he hates working and doing anything that won’t result in any profit for him”. Tell me something, how is joining the Scouting Legion and becoming Commander going to profit you at all? It’s full of danger and hard work, all the things Ivan hates. And he’s the biggest baby in the Scouting Legion, correct? Why even go into the Scouting Legion if you don’t like hard work and are a big baby? Why not go into the Garrison?

 Background
Ivan is one of the Schneider twins - Lions from North - son of an aristocrat from King’s surroundings and a high priest. Both of them, alongside with their distant cousin, Dimitri, lived good and decent life behind Wall Sina, until a certain accident. When he was 7 years old he was abducted with his sister and cousin, as well as with other children from each Wall. They were held in some kind of underground laboratory. Cruel experiments and genetic changes, caused them a lot of painful memories and phobias. Except of course because your OCs are just so perfect they never ever experience these traumas. Let me tell you something: YOU ARE BEING OFFENSIVE TO LITERALLY EVERYBODY WITH PTSD. Especially since they were children who were subjected to cruel torture! They would not be okay! They would be mentally unsound and be unable to trust anybody! They’d be paranoid! They’d have issues dealing with their emotions! They’d have flashbacks and nightmares and phobias! You cannot get rid of PTSD in no time at all! Some people never get better! JUST STOP. After a year of searching his parents finally managed to rescue all of the children. In a year, you say. I doubt if this were a covert operation that their parents would be able to find them in a year. Some of them were already dead, in result of the experiments. Higher-ups covered up this accident, but it still remains in hearts of the rescued kids. The experiments were conducted by army to create a new type of titans, that could control others and wouldn’t kill people. They were named the Berserkers. Only a few of them were considered successful, beside them Ivan, whose operation codename was “Kérberos”. 
Unlike Lena, Ivan didn’t become so obsessed with revenge on those who conducted experiments. But he still wanted to punish them at any cost. Do you realize how much of a contradiction this is? He wasn’t obsessed with revenge, but he wanted to punish them at any cost. You are literally saying he is obsessed with revenge. After a few years of rehabilitation and peace, he decided to join the army with other Berserkers. They could reach the King’s surroundings through well passed exams and promotions, and kill anyone that was responsible for their tragedy. In the end, Ivan didn’t make it to Military Police and joined Scouting Legion instead. I’m just wondering how he didn’t make it into the Military Police when his stats are so high.
With his friends, he finally discovered the truth behind the experiments and as well as their goal - the Berserkers where just a half product. The goal was to create an ideal titan being, called now the Neo Berserker that was supposed to be used in coup d’etat and abolition of the King. Again, it is still never explained who these higher-ups were and why they were doing this. Do you realize that you are treating your readers as if they are stupid by assuming they will believe this? The higher-ups already have power, what reason do they have for trying to take down the monarchy and the powerful people in society? And besides if you read the manga (which I’m sure you haven’t) you’d know that the King is just a figurehead, and all of his decisions are influenced by aristocrats and the Wallists anyways. So they literally have no reason to try and take out the “higher-ups”.  Both Schneiders and other Berserkers decided, that they will do everything they can to stop that faceless organization from taking over the reign and then fulfil their personal revenge.

Now that the most recent chapter of the manga has come out, let me tell you a thing. Humans/titans are not turned into shifters by a serum. This should probably be amended in my previous critique. They are turned into shifters by eating a shifter. Therefore it is literally impossible for these scientists to turn these children into shifters.

 Reasons
The main reason Ivan joined the army is the same as his sister’s: to carry out revenge on the organization and higher-ups responsible for the experiments that ruined their lives. But after realising the real goal of creating Berserkers, he decided to protect the kingdom first. Joining Scouting Legion was not planned and made a few complications with the whole thing, but in the end they accepted it as a good thing – Ivan could keep a close eye on titans inside and outside the Walls and make reports about their unusual behavior at first hand.

Why did he even bother joining the Scouting Legion if he’s lazy and a big baby? Why does he wanna become Commander when being mature and having a strong personality are two traits that are absolutely necessary for becoming Commander? There is literally no benefit to being Commander. Have you read the manga? Do you see what Erwin Smith has to deal with all the time? I highly doubt a lazy, baby couch potato can handle what Erwin Smith has to.

 Goals
Ivan’s goals are simple. Taking revenge and protect his family from all evil. He strikes for the position of the next commander of Scouting Legion. He also jokes that he wants to be the next King.

You said Ivan is not as obsessed with revenge as his sister. Yet his main reason for joining the military is revenge, and the first thing you list in his goals is taking revenge. In the last sentence of his history you state he wants to “fulfill personal revenge”. Yeah, right, not as obsessed as his sister you say. Did you actually read what you wrote before you posted it online?

 Statistics
Intelligence - 4/10
Social Skill - 10/10
Vitality - 9/10
Speed - 10/10
Battle Skill - 9/10

While your entire personality is full of flaws, I still say he’s too overpowered. For somebody who’s super annoying and rude and likes to pull pranks, wouldn’t his social skill be lower? And if he’s lazy why are his battle skill and speed so high? He’d procrastinate doing any sort of work.

 Likes/Dislikes
Ivan loves to be the leader in everything, mint candies, flirting and fighting.
He dislikes being alone, working, liars and noisy people similar to him.

 Habits
Making jokes, sleeping, smoking cigarettes, eating candies.

Wow, so original. Having one sibling the exact opposite of the other. You do realize that siblings usually end up sharing some similar traits because they both come from the same two people, right? Unless Lena and Ivan are in no way blood related. But honestly, everybody does the whole “siblings who are opposites” thing. Why not go for something more original?

 Other
- His full name is “Ivan Octavian Caspar Schneider”. Why such a long name? It’s honestly so unnecessary.
- Ivan is a Berserker by name of ” Kérberos “. He was rejected as Neo Berserker because he cannot use his power when he wants (has problems in changing into titan form).
- He has two tattoos of lion’s head on his hands. This is such weak symbolism. A lion represents fierceness, bravery, and regality. Your character represents none of these traits. Try going for a potato instead. Unless of course you’re going for the fact that male lions are lazy and don’t do anything, then this symbolism is perfect for him. But you should probably explain that.
- Ivan uses a special type of blades for fighting, designed by his sister. I’m sorry, but you cannot do this. There are standard issued blades for a reason. If he doesn’t like following the rules then he shouldn’t be part of the military.
- He admires his mother greatly. When you add a trait to a character it should usually come with a “why”. I read the backstory and tried to see why he would admire his mother, but I don’t see any reason to. Unless this goes back to him being a “big baby” and he’s a momma’s boy.

 Overall

V:tM gallery of horrors

Okay, so you asked about V:tM characters, and holy crap I’ve had to run for some terrible ones. There was this one guy that loved to make terrible Setites. He was the one who nagged me until I agreed to run the stupid game in the first place. Apparently, he just wanted to vomit up some horrible Stus. There was one character he INSISTED on playing in every game he could, forcing me to (after the fact) reconcile my plot with every other vampire game he’d ever been in because “it was the story of [character]’s life.” OH, SO GLAD YOU LET ME KNOW THAT AHEAD OF TIME. MASSIVE SARCASM QUOTES.

This character was named Natasha Pavell Alexsei Illyanakopf, and he was originally a seventh-gen Setite…. until he randomly decided he was a 5th-gen all along, and the childe of Nefertiti…. whom he also played. Pavell loved to kidnap mortal dudes, sire them, and have them altered to look exactly like him. I have no idea why. By the time he got to my game, he RANDOMLY decided he was in the Inconnu, and working on Golconda. Of course, being freshly transitioned from the Path of fucking Typhon, he knew SO MUCH MORE about Golconda than, for example, my Salubri. (As a side note, this guy also ran a game in which he wholesale ripped off Eternal Darkness, except he replaced Pious Augustus with FUCKING PAVELL.)

Then he got bored with Pavell, and decided to make another 5th-gen Setite, this one named Robert Varda Fillengaine (I don’t even know anymore). This guy, aside from having the most ridiculous stats I have ever seen, was horrendously overpowered. He had all the Potence, all the Dominate, all the Serpentis, all the Fortitude… none of which were actually on his sheet. His entry into the game came when he lolrandomly decided to murder a bunch of college girls with a prop sword. He was supposed to be working for Nefertiti, who was our main antagonist at the time, until he decided he was going to betray her and help the PCs. Aaaand then he got bored with that and was working for Nefertiti the whole time. *facepalm* Oh, and this douche looked “exactly like Hugh Jackman.”

Bored with Setites, he decided to make a psychotic Lasombra. THIS dude, Tyger Shelley, decided to OMG RANDOMLY murder people to try to provoke another player’s character to frenzy. (This character was the biggest Sue I’ve ever seen; she comes later.) I made him lose a lot of Humanity for that, and he decided that meant he suddenly developed a split personality. One was Tyger, and he was the DARK one. He had all the Obtenebration powers. Shelley, on the other hand, was the LIGHT one, and this guy kept trying to convince me to let him come up with a light-based Discipline like Obtenebration. I said NO. So he decided his character turned into an angel and ascended into heaven. I’m not kidding. He really said that.

His last terrible character was a literal self-insert. He wanted to play himself as a vampire, but only the super specialest of clans would do for him. He wanted to be a True Brujah, but he didn’t have to worry about that pesky no emotions thing. He just acted like the disaffected hipster douche he already was and called that good enough.

There was also a player in this game who was probably legitimately crazy. The only other character he ever played was a pretty stereotypical Dark Ages Brujah. After playing Redemption, I saw that this player had basically copypasted Christof and called it an OC. That guy wasn’t too bad. I had NO IDEA what hell I was in for when I let this psycho play a Tzimisce. He started out eighth-gen, which was the PC generation limit. (I tried.) He went around behind the other players backs, collecting all the clues and helpful NPCs I had, making sure no other players could progress in the plot. This led to over half of my players walking out. Once he had a stable of captive, blood bound NPCs, he moved in under the hospital and started building a lair of flesh. He had this fucking bunker full of weapons he didn’t ask me about and horrible Vicissitude things he never bought the ability to do. He also modified himself into what was basically a war form without paying the experience price for it. He looked like a xenomorph, and expected to have the same advantages. And that’s when he started really getting crazy. He wanted koldunic sorcery, which is largely unavailable in the modern age, so he decided my Tremere NPC could teach him. (Like that would happen.) Then he started fusing people into walls, terrorizing the players in and out of character, and randomly lowered his generation. The creepiest part was when, in regular conversation, he would start talking and acting like his character. He decided to name this abomination Adam Kadamon.

Then there was this girl…. she had no ideas for a character, so I tried to help her out. She was a 10th-gen Malkavian named Daria Brahms (a name she didn’t come up with), and I made her the childe of the former Malkavian primogen. The basic plot of this game was that every supernatural inhabitant of the city had vanished, and the PCs were supposed to find out what happened before they met the same fate. However, even when making her the childe of one of the victims, she was not motivated to do anything about it. She sat through every Elysium like a lump, and when forced to go out on missions, did not participate. That was probably the reason Tyger Shelley tried to provoke her, but she refused to roleplay her character in frenzy. She just said, “I can’t do anything, she’s crazy.” So I made her character accidentally kill a mortal.There were a ton of witnesses, so she had to be punished. To be fair to her, the prince character (the most patient Brujah in the world) set up a trial for her, so she could defend herself. She refused to speak. She wouldn’t listen to reason and she wouldn’t respond to an emotional appeal, so the Prince backhanded her. She acted like nothing happened. So finally, another character demanded that she convince them that her character deserved to live. Still, she sad nothing. So, after two hours of this nonsense, I had the character killed.

So the player ran shrieking into the bathroom and locked herself in for THREE HOURS, wailing and crying because her favorite character died. The player’s boyfriend eventually got her out. A few months pass, and she is still throwing a fit about this stupid character. Eventually I gave in and let her be torpored instead of killed. Little did I know I was loosing the ultimate Sue. When she got out, she decided that instead of being a twentysomething white blonde lady, she was a dark skinned, white haired young teenager. She went straight to the prince and his brother’s house, deciding to tell them she was the brother’s “long lost childe” named Tori. (Only because I vetoed her being “his child from the future like Chibiusa!!!1) Being a very good man, he decided to shoulder the burden and take care of this deadweight. She moved in and proceeded to creepily latch on to the brother, trying to alienate him from everyone around him. She randomly developed telepathy and sparklypoo healer powers, and was no longer a vampire. Oh, and she was an angel the whole time. Even when she was a vampire.

As an “angel,” she wasn’t any more proactive of a character. She just waifed around the house, waiting for people to ask why she was “upset,” or merrily skipping off to into every obvious trap I set. I decided to punish her for her stupidest decision (invading a Methuselah’s house to get back a locket) by having her idiocy get someone killed. Once again, the player locked herself in the bathroom, crying for three hours until I said none of it happened. After that, she decided her character was actually in love with the prince’s brother, even though she had passed herself off as someone no older than 14. She was a very childlike character, and she never discussed the change in relationship in or out of character. (The prince’s brother was not available, either, but since when does free will matter to Sues?) She decided it was TRUE LOVE FOREVER AND EVER, and started whining out of character at me to get rid of the love interest so she could be his girlfriend. (He wasn’t straight, either…) I refused for two years, even when she literally threw herself on the ground screaming and crying. So she had Tori “kill herself,” turn back into a white girl, go goth, and rename herself “Yami.”

I quit the game then.

This girl is turning herself in…

When I first got into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I went in with a skepticism towards the series but emerged with a love of the show that I finally understood. It took the end of the second season for me to create my first OC, a “secret alicorn princess” named Stellamara.

It’s really hard to look at her first form, now that made a complete rehaul to her character.

She was supposed to be the “SOOPER SEKRET DAUGHTER” of Princess Luna and a dark Mage I named Tenebris (he no longer exists.) Supposedly, her birth was covered up by the Equestirian Monarchy because Celestia found out about Luna’s affair with a dangerous criminal. And it also turns out that Stellamara also suffered from the Splash Effect (turning into a hippocampus/merpony after being exposed to water and gaining limbs back when dry.) Supposedly AGAIN, she would secretly help her “mother” raise the stars at night. Inquisitive and curious, she would often roam the castle libraries looking for everything/ANYTHING to read. Her biggest problem was her nosiness, stubbornness, and her inability to realize why she HAD to be kept a secret. Her magic prowess was strongest in Water, Ice, Illusions, and Dark (not deep deep DEEEEEEP dark like her father… like Pokemon dark type.)

I never rped with her or showed her off to anyone because everyone I knew actually had NORMAL interests; not ponies, anime, creepypasta or criminal psychology. Besides all of these secret interests, I was an instant bully-magnet just for living.

Anyway, after a few years of hiding Stellamara away, I found out about how taboo Alicorn OCs were/are. And how much of a monster I created. Surprisingly though, I wanted to keep her name. But I knew that her entire history/personality/design/etc. had to die.

So, here she is now!

I haven’t found a good cutie mark for her yet (personally, I want it to be a little more complex than average…) but she is skilled in water and ice magic, but mostly water. Though she was in Twilight’s year at Princess Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, Stellamara has never met any of the main characters. While her grades were rather high, they weren’t the highest in the school (more like above-average.)She lusts for knowledge and sometimes lets her ambitions get to her head. She turns into a Velma when she loses her glasses but is too squeamish to put in contacts. I’m currently thinking of Stellamara having recurring nightmares of her past life as a Sue and trying to receive help for said nightmares.

If you ever get constructive criticism on your character, don’t act huffy and try to aggress that your character is “”KAWAII DESU AND OH SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND U R JUST JELLY OF HER SUGOINESS.”

Just remember what Jimmy Neutron once said, “People are supposed to be flawed! Their flaws are what makes them perfect.”

all the info is in the picture. as i know from war history, animals can be really useful, but a wolf using 3DMG?..

Hi! I just through most of the content in your blog, and I gotta say, it brings back pre-teen memories XD and you guys are super nice and awesome okay

So this is my OC Iriselle, and I say “is” because I’m currently fixing her over the years. She’s a LOT different now, but back then, she was a self-insert OC, a Filipino (but in here, she looks Caucasian white—yes, I’m guilty; but she’s tanned now) who travels to realms of Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, and .//hack G.U., and I used to shipped her with Sora from KH2 and later Vanitas from KH: BBS yes those were the days

Her powers were “reading every living things’ auras and communicating them through empathy” and “is talented in gun shooting starting at the age of six”. Yeah, you tell me—I dunno either.

HI GUYS! I made my own Sue. Fear me. I might write some fan fiction about her. Please be gentle, she’s so precious to meh~

Name: Wilburina Von Schlangenbaumf, though most people call her Angel

Age: 16 at DH

School: Hogwarts

House: The Sorting Hat told Angel that she could have been in ANY house. So she was able to choose and of course picked Slytherin. 

Wand: Cherry, Unicorn Hair AND Phoenix Feather. She’s so special. 

Patronus: A fairy. 

Appearance: Angel is so attractive most male students start walking to walls when they pass her. She has icy blue eyes, slender nose, luscious lips and long lashes andandand the omg-most-perfect eye brows ever seen. Angel’s hair is almost white. She has a petite figure and could be modeling only if she would be taller than 5”2. Angel likes natural make up, wavy curls and girly clothes. 

Trivia: Angel is an unregistered animagus, she can transform into a beautiful swan. Because she is so talented Angel received a special permission to fight against Death Eaters at the end of her sixth year. Angel had many boys chasing her but ended up with Srius Black whom she magically brought back to life. Other guys just seemed so… immature. So basically she is Harry’s godmother. Yay special-ness! 

(I’m so sorry, please don’t kill me)

Here’s a joke sue I founnnnnd!

Name: Lillian Potter (Harry’s twin sister)

Age:15 or 16 (6th year)

House: Griffendor

Appearance: Have a scar but it is not that big. Her hair used to be brown and curly, but she dyed it blonde, her hair also changes colour depending on her emotions. One of her eyes is blue and the other is green. Tall and perfect figure. Pale, almost white, skin.

 Personality: brave, nice to everyone but mean to her enemies, bubbly, caring and romantic (in other words, no personality whatsoever).

Likes: One Direction, The Wanted, Percy Jackson and the Lighting Thief series, New York city, pizza, butterbeer, Hogsmade.

Best subjects: charms, transfiguration, potions, defence against the dark arts, herbology, study of magical creatures, flying, magical history, etc.

Dislikes: Slythyerins, bullies, the Dusley family, spiders and snakes.

Friends: Hermoine, Ron, Harry, Ginny and pretty much all the other canon characters.

Boyfriend: Draco Malfoy, they love each other so much that they are willing to die for each other, despite Draco being a Slytherin. Voldemort wants her as his wife (no, seriously, that is what the whole story is about).

Weaknesses: None mentioned.

A sample of her story, Back off Malfoy (which does not make any sense):

'Lily you okay?' Quizzes Hermione. 'I-I-I'm good' I stammered lying. 'No you're not, tell me or I'll get Harry.' She shouted. 'He who must not be named appeared and told me I'm his forever and ever. Then he was going to put the killing curse on me and I woke up' I said, tears still streaming down my cheeks. 'That's horrible.' Ginny said, waking up. 'You were awake?' Asked Hermione and we all burst out laughing but was cut short by me bursting into tears again. 'What if he comes after us and harms Harry?' I asked concerned. 'Don't worry Lily he's never coming back.' Said 'Mione, trying to calm me down. I nodded my hair still a dark shade of blue meaning deeply sad.

welp

found this on deviant art, the description was:

Your name is Hydraa Drakon, and there was just Too Much CHAOS in the world you used to live in.

Your name is Hydraa Drakon, and there was just Too Much CHAOS in the world you used to live in.

Is this a good time to vent about an old atrocity?

This was my first OC, written when I was probably 12 and last drawn in 2011. I’ve held this too long. I need to share how bad this PoS was. Maybe this is a good time. We can all laugh.
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Name: Kama Shay (it was ‘Ito’ in earlier incarnations)

Clan: Shay/Uchiha (yeah. she’s a halfling. kill me plz)
Age: 13 in original, 16 in Shippuden
Rank: Genin
Species: Human/Vampire (with no explination or repercussions)
Sexual Orientation: Oh So Very Straight (pretty much all the main guys crush on her. she didn’t even talk to girl characters. dear god.)
Personality: Passive-agressive and cold. Only reasonable to Sasuke/the crush interest of the moment. Socially-inept and randomly nice at best, homicidal and rash at worst. I wrote her essentially like a sociopath.
Good Traits: uhhhhhh
Bad Traits: prone to violent outbursts for no considerable reason, regards topics such as cutting, death, and kiling with a sick sense of amusement/contempt.
Likes: Singing, cooking, being excessively hostile to Sakura for hardly no reason
Dislikes: being abducted, ‘Mr.pedo’
Fears: snakes (laugh when i tell you she joins Orochimaru and completely forgets about this only once-used fear)
Personal Quote: “You haven’t changed one bit…Sasuke.”
Powers: Kekke-genkai “Psychi” (don’t ask me what it does, I really can’t tell you), singing jutsu(?), chakra barriers (???), random medical ninjutsu only used 60 pages in
Skilled in: Speed, Endurance, Genjutsu (the song jutsu thing)
Weak in: Taijutsu, Strength

Okay, so apparently Kama was a halfie but when she was like 5 she supposedly killed her friend to obtain mangekyo and got banned from the clan, only to go to the shay clan in an unnamed village settlement.
Then apparently Orochimari raids their little settlement and kills everyone (but her of course) but she has ‘distinctive eyes’ because they’re bright-ass green
so way later he meets her with Team 7 and recognizes her? This had no further purpose, I don’t know why I went to the trouble of setting it up.
So she meets Sasuke when they’re little before she goes yandere and he saves her from drowning because oh the dramaz. She goes away and Team 7 rescues her from a hostage situation.
She bawws about being a medical-nin slave for her clan, even though she has heir money? or something? So basically Sasuke and Kama become emo-baww friends and of course they like eachother
so they throw OOC dialogue at eachother at inappropriate times (like right after she saves Sasuke from a spike-pitted death). Kama is hiding her Uchiha origin for some reason? I really don’t know why,
and I can’t explain how an exiled nin could so easily go back to her village after committing murder? Don’t think that I used the vampire thing for anything cool,
it was literally only for comic relief. The kekke-genkai thing is also never used in battle. She uses her medical ninjutsu all of twice, and her random chakra barrier power only once when it wasn’t even necessary.
Of course she gets her own curse mark (earth) so she can run off to Sound with her little emo lover boy. Antics ensue and kama is kidnapped, she fights Orochimaru in Final Valley.
Not only does she wound him to the point of no longer being able to fight, she stays okay enough to go back to Sound to help heal him. Sasuke goes after her and why do they stay? I gave literally no reason.
I went from being afraid of snakes and terrified of Orochimaru to hanging out in his snake cave JUST BECAUSE. I didn’t even have Sasuke go dark to his curse mark, so he has no reason either at that point.

She originated as a self-insert-in-disguise to be with Sasuke, but I ended up having Gaara, Neji, Naruto, and even Orochimaru crush on her in some way rather in the central story or in a spinoff fic.
I wrote things in that story that make me ashamed to be breathing, and I wrote many more that shame me in completely different ways (KamaxOro), but I feel like I need to get it out so i can move on.
I actually still use the first name, as you can see. I don’t even use it for meaning anymore (it meant scythe. Yeah. It was cited as a beta name for Kakashi); I’ve grown so used to the sound that I use that alias on pretty much all my sites.

I have created a new Kama Shay, but she is far different from this attrocity. Maybe now I can lay this crazy SoB to rest.

I’M TURNING MYSELF IN (LoZ OC)

I was digging through some papers I found (hidden in the darkest, deepest crevice of my closet) and I found some old pics of an… “OC” I made some 423647897 years ago based off of one I read IN ANOTHER FANFICTION ON QUIZILLA. (I was VERY original, you see)

(no pics sorry scanner is kaput)

Name: Saya 

Age: 17

Appearance: White hair blue eyes and she always wore this sleeveless white dress and Triforce earrings.

(I cannot read my handwriting from when I was younger so sorry I’m just trying to fill in the blanks)

Bio: Marin was born into a poor family and her parents hated her because reasons and one day she woke up and found out she had these kuh-razy powers. Her town was like ‘WITCHCRAFT’ and they killed her parents and she was chased into Kokiri Forest. There she was raised by the Great Deku Tree because he sensed she had some great power. She met Link and they became friends. Then they went on an adventure together as adults THEN ALLUVA SUDDEN she’s walking alone and Shadow Link (somehow) went inside her mind for… no apparent reason. SO THEN she and Link falls in love with her but Saya can’t pick between Shadow Link and Link. Then… she finds out that she got her powers because… SHE IS THE 4TH GODDESS (not to mention the youngest sister) and she was cast out by the other 3 because they thought she was too powerful. 

*head/desk* I’ve created a monster and I cannot kill it. (And sadly I have more of these abominations.)

Name: Abel Icefire Sickle (koru)
Age 19 ( dragon) human: ???
Race: dragon
Magic: escaplise

Family:
Father: Acnologia
Mother: mizune
Brother: Soubi, Shi

Love/husband: Tempest Sickle
Kids: shiji,dia,NAthan,Zena,Fate,ryu,Kikyo