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We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.

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V:tM gallery of horrors

Okay, so you asked about V:tM characters, and holy crap I’ve had to run for some terrible ones. There was this one guy that loved to make terrible Setites. He was the one who nagged me until I agreed to run the stupid game in the first place. Apparently, he just wanted to vomit up some horrible Stus. There was one character he INSISTED on playing in every game he could, forcing me to (after the fact) reconcile my plot with every other vampire game he’d ever been in because “it was the story of [character]’s life.” OH, SO GLAD YOU LET ME KNOW THAT AHEAD OF TIME. MASSIVE SARCASM QUOTES.

This character was named Natasha Pavell Alexsei Illyanakopf, and he was originally a seventh-gen Setite…. until he randomly decided he was a 5th-gen all along, and the childe of Nefertiti…. whom he also played. Pavell loved to kidnap mortal dudes, sire them, and have them altered to look exactly like him. I have no idea why. By the time he got to my game, he RANDOMLY decided he was in the Inconnu, and working on Golconda. Of course, being freshly transitioned from the Path of fucking Typhon, he knew SO MUCH MORE about Golconda than, for example, my Salubri. (As a side note, this guy also ran a game in which he wholesale ripped off Eternal Darkness, except he replaced Pious Augustus with FUCKING PAVELL.)

Then he got bored with Pavell, and decided to make another 5th-gen Setite, this one named Robert Varda Fillengaine (I don’t even know anymore). This guy, aside from having the most ridiculous stats I have ever seen, was horrendously overpowered. He had all the Potence, all the Dominate, all the Serpentis, all the Fortitude… none of which were actually on his sheet. His entry into the game came when he lolrandomly decided to murder a bunch of college girls with a prop sword. He was supposed to be working for Nefertiti, who was our main antagonist at the time, until he decided he was going to betray her and help the PCs. Aaaand then he got bored with that and was working for Nefertiti the whole time. *facepalm* Oh, and this douche looked “exactly like Hugh Jackman.”

Bored with Setites, he decided to make a psychotic Lasombra. THIS dude, Tyger Shelley, decided to OMG RANDOMLY murder people to try to provoke another player’s character to frenzy. (This character was the biggest Sue I’ve ever seen; she comes later.) I made him lose a lot of Humanity for that, and he decided that meant he suddenly developed a split personality. One was Tyger, and he was the DARK one. He had all the Obtenebration powers. Shelley, on the other hand, was the LIGHT one, and this guy kept trying to convince me to let him come up with a light-based Discipline like Obtenebration. I said NO. So he decided his character turned into an angel and ascended into heaven. I’m not kidding. He really said that.

His last terrible character was a literal self-insert. He wanted to play himself as a vampire, but only the super specialest of clans would do for him. He wanted to be a True Brujah, but he didn’t have to worry about that pesky no emotions thing. He just acted like the disaffected hipster douche he already was and called that good enough.

There was also a player in this game who was probably legitimately crazy. The only other character he ever played was a pretty stereotypical Dark Ages Brujah. After playing Redemption, I saw that this player had basically copypasted Christof and called it an OC. That guy wasn’t too bad. I had NO IDEA what hell I was in for when I let this psycho play a Tzimisce. He started out eighth-gen, which was the PC generation limit. (I tried.) He went around behind the other players backs, collecting all the clues and helpful NPCs I had, making sure no other players could progress in the plot. This led to over half of my players walking out. Once he had a stable of captive, blood bound NPCs, he moved in under the hospital and started building a lair of flesh. He had this fucking bunker full of weapons he didn’t ask me about and horrible Vicissitude things he never bought the ability to do. He also modified himself into what was basically a war form without paying the experience price for it. He looked like a xenomorph, and expected to have the same advantages. And that’s when he started really getting crazy. He wanted koldunic sorcery, which is largely unavailable in the modern age, so he decided my Tremere NPC could teach him. (Like that would happen.) Then he started fusing people into walls, terrorizing the players in and out of character, and randomly lowered his generation. The creepiest part was when, in regular conversation, he would start talking and acting like his character. He decided to name this abomination Adam Kadamon.

Then there was this girl…. she had no ideas for a character, so I tried to help her out. She was a 10th-gen Malkavian named Daria Brahms (a name she didn’t come up with), and I made her the childe of the former Malkavian primogen. The basic plot of this game was that every supernatural inhabitant of the city had vanished, and the PCs were supposed to find out what happened before they met the same fate. However, even when making her the childe of one of the victims, she was not motivated to do anything about it. She sat through every Elysium like a lump, and when forced to go out on missions, did not participate. That was probably the reason Tyger Shelley tried to provoke her, but she refused to roleplay her character in frenzy. She just said, “I can’t do anything, she’s crazy.” So I made her character accidentally kill a mortal.There were a ton of witnesses, so she had to be punished. To be fair to her, the prince character (the most patient Brujah in the world) set up a trial for her, so she could defend herself. She refused to speak. She wouldn’t listen to reason and she wouldn’t respond to an emotional appeal, so the Prince backhanded her. She acted like nothing happened. So finally, another character demanded that she convince them that her character deserved to live. Still, she sad nothing. So, after two hours of this nonsense, I had the character killed.

So the player ran shrieking into the bathroom and locked herself in for THREE HOURS, wailing and crying because her favorite character died. The player’s boyfriend eventually got her out. A few months pass, and she is still throwing a fit about this stupid character. Eventually I gave in and let her be torpored instead of killed. Little did I know I was loosing the ultimate Sue. When she got out, she decided that instead of being a twentysomething white blonde lady, she was a dark skinned, white haired young teenager. She went straight to the prince and his brother’s house, deciding to tell them she was the brother’s “long lost childe” named Tori. (Only because I vetoed her being “his child from the future like Chibiusa!!!1) Being a very good man, he decided to shoulder the burden and take care of this deadweight. She moved in and proceeded to creepily latch on to the brother, trying to alienate him from everyone around him. She randomly developed telepathy and sparklypoo healer powers, and was no longer a vampire. Oh, and she was an angel the whole time. Even when she was a vampire.

As an “angel,” she wasn’t any more proactive of a character. She just waifed around the house, waiting for people to ask why she was “upset,” or merrily skipping off to into every obvious trap I set. I decided to punish her for her stupidest decision (invading a Methuselah’s house to get back a locket) by having her idiocy get someone killed. Once again, the player locked herself in the bathroom, crying for three hours until I said none of it happened. After that, she decided her character was actually in love with the prince’s brother, even though she had passed herself off as someone no older than 14. She was a very childlike character, and she never discussed the change in relationship in or out of character. (The prince’s brother was not available, either, but since when does free will matter to Sues?) She decided it was TRUE LOVE FOREVER AND EVER, and started whining out of character at me to get rid of the love interest so she could be his girlfriend. (He wasn’t straight, either…) I refused for two years, even when she literally threw herself on the ground screaming and crying. So she had Tori “kill herself,” turn back into a white girl, go goth, and rename herself “Yami.”

I quit the game then.

This girl is turning herself in…

When I first got into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I went in with a skepticism towards the series but emerged with a love of the show that I finally understood. It took the end of the second season for me to create my first OC, a “secret alicorn princess” named Stellamara.

It’s really hard to look at her first form, now that made a complete rehaul to her character.

She was supposed to be the “SOOPER SEKRET DAUGHTER” of Princess Luna and a dark Mage I named Tenebris (he no longer exists.) Supposedly, her birth was covered up by the Equestirian Monarchy because Celestia found out about Luna’s affair with a dangerous criminal. And it also turns out that Stellamara also suffered from the Splash Effect (turning into a hippocampus/merpony after being exposed to water and gaining limbs back when dry.) Supposedly AGAIN, she would secretly help her “mother” raise the stars at night. Inquisitive and curious, she would often roam the castle libraries looking for everything/ANYTHING to read. Her biggest problem was her nosiness, stubbornness, and her inability to realize why she HAD to be kept a secret. Her magic prowess was strongest in Water, Ice, Illusions, and Dark (not deep deep DEEEEEEP dark like her father… like Pokemon dark type.)

I never rped with her or showed her off to anyone because everyone I knew actually had NORMAL interests; not ponies, anime, creepypasta or criminal psychology. Besides all of these secret interests, I was an instant bully-magnet just for living.

Anyway, after a few years of hiding Stellamara away, I found out about how taboo Alicorn OCs were/are. And how much of a monster I created. Surprisingly though, I wanted to keep her name. But I knew that her entire history/personality/design/etc. had to die.

So, here she is now!

I haven’t found a good cutie mark for her yet (personally, I want it to be a little more complex than average…) but she is skilled in water and ice magic, but mostly water. Though she was in Twilight’s year at Princess Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, Stellamara has never met any of the main characters. While her grades were rather high, they weren’t the highest in the school (more like above-average.)She lusts for knowledge and sometimes lets her ambitions get to her head. She turns into a Velma when she loses her glasses but is too squeamish to put in contacts. I’m currently thinking of Stellamara having recurring nightmares of her past life as a Sue and trying to receive help for said nightmares.

If you ever get constructive criticism on your character, don’t act huffy and try to aggress that your character is “”KAWAII DESU AND OH SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND U R JUST JELLY OF HER SUGOINESS.”

Just remember what Jimmy Neutron once said, “People are supposed to be flawed! Their flaws are what makes them perfect.”

all the info is in the picture. as i know from war history, animals can be really useful, but a wolf using 3DMG?..

Hi! I just through most of the content in your blog, and I gotta say, it brings back pre-teen memories XD and you guys are super nice and awesome okay

So this is my OC Iriselle, and I say “is” because I’m currently fixing her over the years. She’s a LOT different now, but back then, she was a self-insert OC, a Filipino (but in here, she looks Caucasian white—yes, I’m guilty; but she’s tanned now) who travels to realms of Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, and .//hack G.U., and I used to shipped her with Sora from KH2 and later Vanitas from KH: BBS yes those were the days

Her powers were “reading every living things’ auras and communicating them through empathy” and “is talented in gun shooting starting at the age of six”. Yeah, you tell me—I dunno either.

HI GUYS! I made my own Sue. Fear me. I might write some fan fiction about her. Please be gentle, she’s so precious to meh~

Name: Wilburina Von Schlangenbaumf, though most people call her Angel

Age: 16 at DH

School: Hogwarts

House: The Sorting Hat told Angel that she could have been in ANY house. So she was able to choose and of course picked Slytherin. 

Wand: Cherry, Unicorn Hair AND Phoenix Feather. She’s so special. 

Patronus: A fairy. 

Appearance: Angel is so attractive most male students start walking to walls when they pass her. She has icy blue eyes, slender nose, luscious lips and long lashes andandand the omg-most-perfect eye brows ever seen. Angel’s hair is almost white. She has a petite figure and could be modeling only if she would be taller than 5”2. Angel likes natural make up, wavy curls and girly clothes. 

Trivia: Angel is an unregistered animagus, she can transform into a beautiful swan. Because she is so talented Angel received a special permission to fight against Death Eaters at the end of her sixth year. Angel had many boys chasing her but ended up with Srius Black whom she magically brought back to life. Other guys just seemed so… immature. So basically she is Harry’s godmother. Yay special-ness! 

(I’m so sorry, please don’t kill me)

Here’s a joke sue I founnnnnd!

Name: Lillian Potter (Harry’s twin sister)

Age:15 or 16 (6th year)

House: Griffendor

Appearance: Have a scar but it is not that big. Her hair used to be brown and curly, but she dyed it blonde, her hair also changes colour depending on her emotions. One of her eyes is blue and the other is green. Tall and perfect figure. Pale, almost white, skin.

 Personality: brave, nice to everyone but mean to her enemies, bubbly, caring and romantic (in other words, no personality whatsoever).

Likes: One Direction, The Wanted, Percy Jackson and the Lighting Thief series, New York city, pizza, butterbeer, Hogsmade.

Best subjects: charms, transfiguration, potions, defence against the dark arts, herbology, study of magical creatures, flying, magical history, etc.

Dislikes: Slythyerins, bullies, the Dusley family, spiders and snakes.

Friends: Hermoine, Ron, Harry, Ginny and pretty much all the other canon characters.

Boyfriend: Draco Malfoy, they love each other so much that they are willing to die for each other, despite Draco being a Slytherin. Voldemort wants her as his wife (no, seriously, that is what the whole story is about).

Weaknesses: None mentioned.

A sample of her story, Back off Malfoy (which does not make any sense):

'Lily you okay?' Quizzes Hermione. 'I-I-I'm good' I stammered lying. 'No you're not, tell me or I'll get Harry.' She shouted. 'He who must not be named appeared and told me I'm his forever and ever. Then he was going to put the killing curse on me and I woke up' I said, tears still streaming down my cheeks. 'That's horrible.' Ginny said, waking up. 'You were awake?' Asked Hermione and we all burst out laughing but was cut short by me bursting into tears again. 'What if he comes after us and harms Harry?' I asked concerned. 'Don't worry Lily he's never coming back.' Said 'Mione, trying to calm me down. I nodded my hair still a dark shade of blue meaning deeply sad.

welp

found this on deviant art, the description was:

Your name is Hydraa Drakon, and there was just Too Much CHAOS in the world you used to live in.

Your name is Hydraa Drakon, and there was just Too Much CHAOS in the world you used to live in.

Is this a good time to vent about an old atrocity?

This was my first OC, written when I was probably 12 and last drawn in 2011. I’ve held this too long. I need to share how bad this PoS was. Maybe this is a good time. We can all laugh.
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Name: Kama Shay (it was ‘Ito’ in earlier incarnations)

Clan: Shay/Uchiha (yeah. she’s a halfling. kill me plz)
Age: 13 in original, 16 in Shippuden
Rank: Genin
Species: Human/Vampire (with no explination or repercussions)
Sexual Orientation: Oh So Very Straight (pretty much all the main guys crush on her. she didn’t even talk to girl characters. dear god.)
Personality: Passive-agressive and cold. Only reasonable to Sasuke/the crush interest of the moment. Socially-inept and randomly nice at best, homicidal and rash at worst. I wrote her essentially like a sociopath.
Good Traits: uhhhhhh
Bad Traits: prone to violent outbursts for no considerable reason, regards topics such as cutting, death, and kiling with a sick sense of amusement/contempt.
Likes: Singing, cooking, being excessively hostile to Sakura for hardly no reason
Dislikes: being abducted, ‘Mr.pedo’
Fears: snakes (laugh when i tell you she joins Orochimaru and completely forgets about this only once-used fear)
Personal Quote: “You haven’t changed one bit…Sasuke.”
Powers: Kekke-genkai “Psychi” (don’t ask me what it does, I really can’t tell you), singing jutsu(?), chakra barriers (???), random medical ninjutsu only used 60 pages in
Skilled in: Speed, Endurance, Genjutsu (the song jutsu thing)
Weak in: Taijutsu, Strength

Okay, so apparently Kama was a halfie but when she was like 5 she supposedly killed her friend to obtain mangekyo and got banned from the clan, only to go to the shay clan in an unnamed village settlement.
Then apparently Orochimari raids their little settlement and kills everyone (but her of course) but she has ‘distinctive eyes’ because they’re bright-ass green
so way later he meets her with Team 7 and recognizes her? This had no further purpose, I don’t know why I went to the trouble of setting it up.
So she meets Sasuke when they’re little before she goes yandere and he saves her from drowning because oh the dramaz. She goes away and Team 7 rescues her from a hostage situation.
She bawws about being a medical-nin slave for her clan, even though she has heir money? or something? So basically Sasuke and Kama become emo-baww friends and of course they like eachother
so they throw OOC dialogue at eachother at inappropriate times (like right after she saves Sasuke from a spike-pitted death). Kama is hiding her Uchiha origin for some reason? I really don’t know why,
and I can’t explain how an exiled nin could so easily go back to her village after committing murder? Don’t think that I used the vampire thing for anything cool,
it was literally only for comic relief. The kekke-genkai thing is also never used in battle. She uses her medical ninjutsu all of twice, and her random chakra barrier power only once when it wasn’t even necessary.
Of course she gets her own curse mark (earth) so she can run off to Sound with her little emo lover boy. Antics ensue and kama is kidnapped, she fights Orochimaru in Final Valley.
Not only does she wound him to the point of no longer being able to fight, she stays okay enough to go back to Sound to help heal him. Sasuke goes after her and why do they stay? I gave literally no reason.
I went from being afraid of snakes and terrified of Orochimaru to hanging out in his snake cave JUST BECAUSE. I didn’t even have Sasuke go dark to his curse mark, so he has no reason either at that point.

She originated as a self-insert-in-disguise to be with Sasuke, but I ended up having Gaara, Neji, Naruto, and even Orochimaru crush on her in some way rather in the central story or in a spinoff fic.
I wrote things in that story that make me ashamed to be breathing, and I wrote many more that shame me in completely different ways (KamaxOro), but I feel like I need to get it out so i can move on.
I actually still use the first name, as you can see. I don’t even use it for meaning anymore (it meant scythe. Yeah. It was cited as a beta name for Kakashi); I’ve grown so used to the sound that I use that alias on pretty much all my sites.

I have created a new Kama Shay, but she is far different from this attrocity. Maybe now I can lay this crazy SoB to rest.

I’M TURNING MYSELF IN (LoZ OC)

I was digging through some papers I found (hidden in the darkest, deepest crevice of my closet) and I found some old pics of an… “OC” I made some 423647897 years ago based off of one I read IN ANOTHER FANFICTION ON QUIZILLA. (I was VERY original, you see)

(no pics sorry scanner is kaput)

Name: Saya 

Age: 17

Appearance: White hair blue eyes and she always wore this sleeveless white dress and Triforce earrings.

(I cannot read my handwriting from when I was younger so sorry I’m just trying to fill in the blanks)

Bio: Marin was born into a poor family and her parents hated her because reasons and one day she woke up and found out she had these kuh-razy powers. Her town was like ‘WITCHCRAFT’ and they killed her parents and she was chased into Kokiri Forest. There she was raised by the Great Deku Tree because he sensed she had some great power. She met Link and they became friends. Then they went on an adventure together as adults THEN ALLUVA SUDDEN she’s walking alone and Shadow Link (somehow) went inside her mind for… no apparent reason. SO THEN she and Link falls in love with her but Saya can’t pick between Shadow Link and Link. Then… she finds out that she got her powers because… SHE IS THE 4TH GODDESS (not to mention the youngest sister) and she was cast out by the other 3 because they thought she was too powerful. 

*head/desk* I’ve created a monster and I cannot kill it. (And sadly I have more of these abominations.)

Name: Abel Icefire Sickle (koru)
Age 19 ( dragon) human: ???
Race: dragon
Magic: escaplise

Family:
Father: Acnologia
Mother: mizune
Brother: Soubi, Shi

Love/husband: Tempest Sickle
Kids: shiji,dia,NAthan,Zena,Fate,ryu,Kikyo

Heavenly Host Elementary / Atlantis OC for Hetalia.

Has really big boobs so everyone thinks she is so kawaii. She has a hobby of starting hurricanes and smashing other nations to the ocean floor. She hates NEw ORleans.

(Omg this is not me this is my friends and she wants to be on a mary sue blog really bad.)

okay so

i have been watching this girl on dA for so long and she’s been ‘attacked’ (which was actually someone saying that her OC had a lot of bullshit and was a sue or something amongst that) because her oc is a really bad sue. i’ll probably put a read more here, if i can.

so her name is danielle and she’s a self-insert for the professor layton fandom and she (like a good majority of layton OCs) is in love with descole, which i normally wouldn’t have a problem with but…

the thing about canon x oc is that the canon character shouldnt be changed due to the oc. danielle, on the other hand, met descole and OMG ROMANSU RABU RABU and after that, all descole wants is to fuck her because why not thats what tru romansu is about.

anyway, i feel the need just to show the profile and do commentary because i can’t express how much this sue annoys me. there are some spoilers but mostly its about danielle and her romansu

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SCP-049 Sue Fic

Long story short, I was wondering if there were any sues paired with SCP-049 and then I found this creature feature on WordPress:

Carla Vantage is a 21 year-old woman who works primarily as a test subject for the SCP organization. She doesn’t wish to become a test subject, and nor does she enjoy it.

She could never make friends, and even if she did, there was no guarantee that she would be seeing them the next day.

Sitting in her cell, curled up on her bed, she stared blankly at the door to her containment unit. She was afraid that they would open the door and ask her to complete another test. The last test she completed made her dizzy and any speech she heard seemed incoherent. She couldn’t remember which SCP is was, all she knew is that she had to stay away from those things the organization she unwillingly worked for fed others and herself to.

They’re insane.Carla thought. They keep repeating these tests over and over again… they are officially insane!

But she knew that if she tried to go against them, she’d be shot down instantly. She had a fairly average IQ of 115, and figured out things easily. But when they took her here… she acted stupidly and began to thrash and scream, and, like the fool she was, they treated her as one, giving her a high dosage of drugs which knocked her out for god knows how long.

Instead of becoming someone who watched over the test subjects,- the smarter people,- she was stuck being the one that was watched. Carla was then jostled out of her position on the bed when alarms went off and the lights in her room flickered.

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So I’m looking over my first fic again and I have to say I’m blown away with how terrible of a writer I was when I was nine. I had no idea what was going on and just doing whatever seemed like a good idea. Here are a few excerpts from the fic that show how illogical everything was and just how bad of a character Daisy was. This fic was literally just a clusterfuck of whatever was happening in the Pokemon anime at the time. Daisy was traveling through Kanto with Ash and co, but the world revolved around her. tl;dr of her history was that she somehow ran Silph Co, was Professor Oak’s assistant and half fairy (yes in the Pokemon world). 

The edits to these are minimal, mostly just fixing small spelling errors or inserting words where some clarification was needed.

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I’m sure you guys have all seen this one before, but I really wanted to tag it Yaoi hands…

Aerok is afflicted with several mental disorders, including OCD, Asperger’s Syndrome, Schizophrenia, Narcissism, Bipolar Disorder, Insomnia, etc. As such, he has a difficult time coping with large groups of people. He does not understand figures of speech, like sarcasm, metaphors, hyperbole, etc. He tries to be kind to others in spite of this, but he mostly comes off as weird or creepy. He is very clingy with people, and will sometimes develop a sort of “love” for them at first sight. He also talks about himself a lot, almost exclusively in a positive light. Aerok occasionally gains near-omnipotence in a “power mode” when he is upset or angry. Unfortunately, he is incredibly single-minded while in power mode, so once he removes whatever is bothering him, he goes back to normal and forgets the entire thing.