(( FFFFFF. I was doing some research on dA for my RotG FC and decided it was a good idea to see other peoples FCs… This reeks of sue))

I watched Rise of the Guardians & it was sweet! Even though Jack Frost wasn’t in the first trailer, He’s so Cute~! I feel sorry for him T_T. I made a OC from the movie, I made a bio for her.

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Name: Rei

Age: 13 (( A bit young, eh?)

Personality: Gentle, Soft-Hearted, Sweet, Cheerful, Feisty, Honorable, Reliable, Loyal, Free-Spirited ((classic…))

Appearance: Red, Orange & Yellow Kimono, Brown Hair, Hair Buns, long socks, Japanese Sandals, Chinese Fan necklace, Brown Eyes & Orange Eyeshadows

Occupation: Guardian of Childhood. ((Aren’t they all kinda Guardians of children?…))

Goal: Protect the Children of the world, Her friends & her loved one from the Boogeyman.

Relationship:

- Bunnymund (Close Friend, Brother)

- Tooth Fairy (Friend)

- Sandman (Friend)

- Nicholas St. North or Santa Claus (Teacher, Close Friend)

- Jack Frost (Love Interest, Infatuation) ((He’s too old for you))

- Mary Frost (Ally)

- Pitch (Enemy)

- Kira (Sister, Enemy, Rival)

Home: The Dragon’s Heaven ((Oh my God…)

Pet: Her Baby Dragon named Lu-Issun. ((Dragon too?!?!))

Likes: Year of the Dragon, Dragons, Bento, Chinese Lanterns, Dragon Snappers, Japanese Tea, Good Hearted People. 

Dislikes: Probaly her Sister, Pitch, Japanese Sake (she’s Allergic) ((She’s too young for sake anyway???!!!??? How is she allergic????)

Weapon/s: Mantenbō (A Staff, Which can also turn into the Japanese Parasol) ((that’s kinda cute…))

Quote: “Keep your spirits up, For the Dragon will rise the Sun.”

Bio: Before she’s one of the Guardians, Rei is used to be human who believes in the Guardians & loves The Year of the Dragon. Her sister, Kira hated her family & killed their parents. ((Whyyy?????))

Rei had no choice to ran & hiding from her, When she met the Guardians: She was thrilled to meet them in person & decided to help them. She somehow have a grudge for her sister for what she did. ((Somehow had a grudge??? She just killed your family!))

When Fear strikes, She decided to protect the children & her friends (which she wants to give something in return).

When she mets Jack Frost, She has feelings for him & believes in him. She thinks of Bunny as a brother due to his friendly spirit for her. When Santa meets Rei, He somehow made a mistake on her name by calling her ‘Rey’. ((This is a bunch of drek…))

When she’s not in battle, Her Mantenbō (Staff) is disguised as a Japanese Parasol, But when in Battle: Her Parasol transforms into her Staff & was ready for action. ((You’re human still, right? How the hell are you a Guardian…?))

Though her personality is Strong-Willed, her true feeling are innocent but no matter how she was afraid, She will always protect the Children of the World & the ones she loves. ((the hell??))

Voice: Laura Bailey

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Base credits goes to: [OMITTED]

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All the characters belonged to their respectful owners

((I’m just gonna sit down and think whether or not I should wreak havoc on this picture or leave the ‘original artist’ alone… probably leave them alone…))

Well, here she is! Star, my Rainbow Angel! 
I think I never used so many colors in one pic before 
But.. I like her!  Hope you too 


<sub>* Name: Star
* Birthday: 30.09 (today 8D )
* Age: 19
* Hair: blonde with red/ purple/ green/ blue ponytail tips and pink bangs tips
* Eyes: orange/ pink
* Height: 175cm
* Favorite colours: all colors of the rainbow~!
* Favorite shape: star
* Favorite subject: music, biology
* Worst subject: english
* Favorite animals: birds
* Favorite gemstone: pibk topaz, gold, silver, pearls
* Personality: optimistic, helpful, always smiling, nice, with gold heart
* Likes: Birds, clouds, sky, rainbows, flying, flirting, colors
* Dislikes: black color, unpolite and unhonest people
* Weak points: gets sad when someone hurts her, because she doesn’t want to hurt anyone.

More later..when I manage to think about something better xD</sub>


Art & Star (c) to me
brushes not mine~

((Oh. My. Fucking. God))

DID SOMEONE SAY HIGHLANDER?

MLP OC: “Thousand Blade Highlander” Seiren Zero from the fanfic in works “The Last Element”

The pony who acts as an extension of Shining Light’s contract, Seiren Zero, more known as the Legendary Thousand Blade Highlander, is the hardware of their combination. 

His life was spared and transformed after Shining Light begged the Spirit Lady of the Light to save him after he had gone to far ends to save her. He became a Highlander but without a weapon nor having thought of one during his transformation, both of them were under fire again.

Attempting to hide out in a building nearby, Seiren worked to find something to defend themselves with and soon came across a blade hooked to several ancient looking devices. He took it and it quickly activated. A similar reaction took place as the book Shining Light carried also activated and tried to respond to Seiren Zero’s activation. The overwhelming power nearly drove him insane until Shining Light used her new found abilities as an Ascendant to merge with him and take control over the book, calming both Seiren and the artifacts. This combination was complimentary and they soon found themselves wielding one of the few remnants from Solunarian technology as the Eclipse Duo.

Where Shining Light can be a bit of an innocent airhead, Seiren is a passive nice guy who looks out for her and loves to see her smile. He loves to travel and is initially the first to be able to communicate with Shining Light telepathically. However, when danger strikes, he will quickly switch to a defensive stance, bringing out The Thousand Blade Divider. Due to the strange mechanics of both his device and his combination, he’s one of the few Highlanders capable of fighting in the air.

Julian Walker

So I found this little gem on a blog and I just had to submit it.

Picture by: V&V

Name:Julian Walker

Nicknames:Allen

Race:Winged Valkyrie

Basic description:Her reason for being her is unknown but the Vatican hopes it is to drag the Earl to the pits of the abyss. She was found by a man named Mana Walker and raised as his doughtier. She has a Mysterious Ability to heal that is amplified by her Innocence.

Julian has Wings witch she can use to Take flight. She does not always have them out but when she does they are said to glow with the luminescent crystalline gleam of the  Bilröst (Bifrost). Featured below is a Example of what these wings look like when she has them fully extended.

shortly after Mana’s death she was found by Cross, the rest as they say is history, Cross’ debt however did not go unnoticed. To pay off collectors after cross it is believed Julian has affiliated herself with a singer called “Prefect Angel” a woman that always wears a mask, Never strips, and is a demon at poker. It is known the most wealthy men will forfeit their entire fortunes for the chance to see behind the mask.

My favourite Sonic character. ^0^

I like them together a lot~

Teehee, I hope you like! 

And her info from her reference sheet:

Name: Shimmer

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Species: Cat

Orientation: Straight, though tends to flirt and be okay with being all over other women…

Status: Taken

Lover: Scourge the Hedgehog

Favorite Food: Fish

Favorite Drink: Milk

Likes: Yarn/ string/ anything of that sort, things that sparkle, things that glow, rainbows, raving, running around, climbing trees, naps, scratching things, chasing mice 

Dislikes: Water, rain, loud noises, being woken up from a nap, heights; even though she loves to climb things like trees, dogs

Personality: She is mostly on the evil side, but is still buddies with some of the heroes. She usually acts sexy and flirty, though can be cute as well. Generally a kind hearted person to those she likes, but acts very cautious of strangers, and very aggressive towards her enemies

(The creator has also stated that this OC’s eyes glow in the dark as well. Seriouslywhataboutthissuedoesn’tglow)

Lets review all of the problems here:

- Relying on overt “sexyness” and “cuteness” to make up her OC rather than having an actual personality

- Breaking canon by being paired with a canon character whose already in a relationship with another canon character

- Being evil, yet still somehow friends with the heroes

- Clusterfuck, eye-gouging design

Hoo boy, this girl…

The creator is apparently infamous for being quite the suethor and for her overbearing, cluttered Sonic OC designs

But, in typical suethor fashion, she promptly ignores any and all criticism regarding her designs or Mary Sue OC’s and only listens to the asspats. Which is unfortunate, considering that she’s not a bad artist

Also, how can you be afraid of heights, yet still love to climb things??? That makes no sense, what even

Enjoy!

Someone a while back suggested they wanted attempts at drawing text post sues? I don’t know if that’s still a thing, but I went ahead and did it anyway. ^^;

Anything vague/unspecified I just guessed on. Also, I think she needs to revise her zodiac knowledge because last I checked that birthday did not fall under the Gemini sign, even in the Greek version.

Original post: http://fuckyeahmarysues.tumblr.com/post/40416724803

Naruto Sue

I used to have a sue from the Naruto fandom and she was absolutely terrible. She had the ability to split into three different people with three different personalities, mainly to suit my shipping needs. The “kitty” personality was shipped with Itachi, the “dark” personality with Gaara, then the normal one with Lee. Then she went on a hell bent rampage against the Akatsuki after they killed Gaara and they brain washed her and she got the personality of a 4 year old and the entire Akatsuki fell in love with her. She was also best friends with Sasuke, who was in love with her. One of her splits was in love and with Orochimaru at one point as well. I’m pretty sure Kabuto was jealous OF Orochimaru and tried to kill her constantly (which makes sense rite?). She also had the ability to “bend” elements, which totes wasn’t stolen from Avatar.

WHUT

So I got over my weab stage when I was like 8 ( thank god for that ) but I was rooting around in my old drawing files a few days ago and I found the information for the most shriek-worthy character ever. I only found one picture of her, but I’m not going to put it here because that makes it worse.
Her name was Alexander Maxine because she was a ttl tomboy special snowflake raised in a family of supah gurly gurls. She had one red eye and one blue, and was born with WHITE HAIR WITH RED STREAKS IN IT. When she turns 12, her mother disappears
So she goes to live with her ebil aunt and her two stepsisters, and they hate her and tear up her clothes n stuff because they’re jelly of her sugoi-ness!!!111 desu! She gets angry and starts treating the kitchen staff like crap but they still love her bc she’s just so KAWAII. Srsly tho she hits the kitchen boy over the head with a vase and he just automatically forgives her. She turns out to be the Heiress of her father’s kingdom even though she’s just a normal girl. Oh yeah, and it turns out that her mother was an invincible goddess who created love and happiness. So she’s all happy, but then her stepsisters come back for revenge. Her stepsisters’ names are Mitsuko Furnace and Tsubaki Nitrogen ( whut ) and they can control fire and ice respectively. Her sisters nearly kill her, but then a portal opens, and guess who steps out. MAX. MAX FROM MAXIMUM RIDE. And Max saves her and gives her this potion that makes her part of the Flock. Guess what? It turns out Max is in lesbians with her, but Alexander is ttly straight as a board and she rejects her. She later hooks up with Dylan or somethin AND MAX IS TOTALLY OK WITH IT I MEAN WHAT. Anyways, she goes home and with her new powers she turns her sisters into stone!!! And that’s pretty much it BUT IT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER UGH I REGRET EVERYTHING. She also gets married to Otto from H.I.V.E along the way ( ???????? ) even though she’s like 13. But she had massive boobs and was like ‘TEH GODDESS OF BYOOTY’ even though SHE WAS 13 WHEN THE ENTIRE ORDEAL ENDED

This is Miko-san, or known as the richest slug in existence.

Miko is a refined slug who happens to inherit billions from her parents. She lives alone because they died due to an assassination.

She hates Mollusca and has super secret crush on her (own) Snail Sempai who works as her butler (because idk about u but i would have a mansion with hot snail boys if i could). Even though she believes that she is above Slug-Chan, the pink haired slug is her only true friend. Because of this, she loves poor people and often tries to keep in with their lingo.

Miko now in her own time studies how to be a wiccan, so she can summon more hot snails in time to work for her.

I just remembered about these two Harry Potter OC’s my friend and I made in grade 4, both were this horribly shitty self inserts that looked exactly like us, mine was named Shannon Granger and she was the twin sister of Hermione who had been stolen away by Snape because he wanted a child and she was kept in this hidden tower during the school year so no one would know, she called Dumbldore her uncle, and my friends one was Crystal Potter, who was Harry’s twin sister and stolen by Voldemort on the night he killed their parents, became his apprentice and daughter, and they become friends when Snape takes Shannon to a Death Eaters meeting the year both of them are applied for Hogwarts but they get frozen in time for a year by Bellatrix because Crystal stole her cookie and oh my god forgive me for the lengthiness but I could go on about this entire thing we planned out xDD

these are my confessions

Turning myself in, bros.

My first fandom was Kingdom Hearts, and on a Kingdom Hearts forum I decided to publish my Suetastic self-insert romance-action-humor-bullshit story.

The main character was LITERALLY myself. Her name was Megan, she was 14-ish (my age when I wrote this monstrosity), and looked like me.  I didn’t even change her name to something cool. I think it was one of those “dragged-into-the-story” things where Heartless attacked Earth and Megan woke up in Traverse Town or something.

BUT IT GETS BETTER. 

Not only was Megan a KEYBLADE WIELDER, but she had TWO OF ‘EM: One-Winged Angel & Diamond Dust, the two Keyblades only available on the Final Mix version. Maybe I was secretly angry that game was only released in Japan.

I also paired myself with the character that would eventually become Roxas. At the time, though, nobody on the Internet knew anything about Roxas. So I had to give him a name and a personality and shit, so technically it wasn’t Roxas but the “romance” was still shitty.

He was a douche and Megan melted his douchey heart with her … personality. “Happy-go-lucky” and “random” are two words to accurately describe that Megan.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE.

Megan and Sora turned out to be siblings … somehow. And their parents were RIKU AND DAISUKE FROM DNANGEL. AND SORA SOMETIMES TURNED INTO DARK MOUSY WHEN IT WAS CONVENIENT FOR THE STORY OR BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

nope nope there’s more gaiz

Megan & “Roxas“‘s kid from the fucking future was there, too. How did he travel back in time to help them? i don’t fucking know. I don’t remember if I ever addressed that.

And together they all saved the universe…but not without “Roxas” dying and Megan having to SUCCESSFULLY PERFORM HUMAN TRANSMUTATION. Oh, did I forget to mention that Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell were “Roxas“‘s parents? 

That last scene was set to Evanescence music. My Immortal & Bring Me To Life, guys! Remember when those songs were popular!?

AND THEN I WROTE A SEQUEL.

Which I don’t think I finished, but there was Halo and Titanic involved.

The funniest part, though, is that people ATE MY FIC UP. They fucking loved it for some reason. I don’t think any of them knew what we all know now: That it was a terrible Sue fic. 

All I can do now is laugh hysterically whenever I think about this stuff. And now you guys can laugh, too. :3

If, at the time is Skrillex ninja Naruto series is an OC, for those who like skrillex or naruto XD series itself was a spontaneous idea, hope you like it ^ ^.

Element: Raiton and Futon
Rank: Elite Jounin
Weapons: Katana red drizzle, Katana Bangarang.
Village: Village Hidden Sky (is there but I invented another way, in my way this village is one of the 5 great villages.)

Turning myself in

Okay first I wanna say I’ve been following this blog for ages and I also don’t know HOW TO SUBMIT SHIT BUT I’M TRYING ANYWAY.

This here is a redraw of my first OC ever made, she was supposed to be a Naruto OC because Naruto was the first anime I ever watched (I was eleven :C) 

Her name is Christina (not my real name, it was just a cover-up so that people wouldn’t know she was supposed to be me) and she was jinchuuriki to this made up Tailed Beast known as Inchubi (cue cringing)

It had one tail for each element and it was meant to be STRONGER THAN THE KYUUBI. Not only this, but she had a tragic past that was supposed to be the worst one EVER but I never fully described it so idk what it is.

She also had an angelic voice and could play EVERY INSTRUMENT EVER MAAAADE (cue screaming in horror)

She was liked by damn near every single guy and was supposed to have huge boobs even though I drew her flat as a board. God damn, even Sasuke and random Akatsuki members went all doe-eyed for this monstrosity. (CUE LOST FAITH FOR HUMANITY)

The eyes.. I don’t know. No clue what their story is. But the red part would change with her mood (oh god no why did I do this) but it was nearly always red because she was ALWAYS PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE FOUND IT MORE ENDEARING ABOUT HER.

So here, cringe, cry and slit your wrists just like I did when I came across this in my first sketch book ever. But I’ve now come to the conclusion that Satan had possessed me during the period of time I drew this and thus I created the Antichrist. I’m so sorry.

((I feel great shame that stuff like this exists… I love the Sly Cooper games, I’m very involved with helping people refine their FCs to make them plausible. This horrid thing was posted in 2008… It’s a fuckin’ self-insert, made from a crappy edit of Carmelita. Can I just rage now???))

An edit of Carmelita Montoya Fox (Sly Cooper series) to look like my HTF OC. It’s sort of right that i’m depicted as Carmelita here cos i sometimes got a spicy temper  and b4 i loved flippy i loved Sly Cooper. Which technically means i should HATE Carmelita, but I don’t cos I love Flippy now 

hope u like 

Being the glutton for punishment I am, I sometimes like to go look at other people’s OCs to see if I can find any good ones. Boy howdie did I find a doozie…

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