A Fallout 3 fanfic that was,
unfortunately, never finished. The story is horribly formatted and a pain to read so I’ll only be including select quotes from it to spare your eyes. This Sue is unique in that she does absolutely fucking nothing in this entire fanfic. I repeat: nothing. Even the sex scene turns out to be all just a dream. The whole story is about how Harkness, once the badass security guard who is secretly an escaped android, is now an angsty teenager discovering boobs for the first time through lovely little lone wanderer Samantha.
Harkness sighed softly his eyes scanning the Capital Wasteland as he stood at the door into Rivet City a small part of him longed to see HER, she went by many names, “The Lone Wanderer”, “Miss Vault 101”, Messiah of the Wastes” but Harkness knew her as Samantha, the girl who had stolen his heart…or so he had thought until he knew he didn’t HAVE a heart…not a real one anyway…but whatever it was, real or not was hers.
In just the first sentence (yes that is just one sentence), we have someone going OOC for the sake of ~*drama*~. Harkness, for all intents and purposes, considers himself human. He breathes, he eats, he sleeps, he even bleeds. Should the Lone Wanderer choose to tell Harkness that he’s an android, and that he should stay in Rivet City, Harkness decides to live the rest of his life as a human and pretend that nothing has changed. He would not be thinking about his heart not being “real.”
…he smiled very slightly thinking about Samantha, she was so beautiful her long chocolate brown hair, her pale skin, her hazel eyes that always seemed to sparkle in the light, those full red lips….
Of course. Of fucking course. Even though this is a postapocalyptic wasteland, she still has to look perfect, sparkling eyes and all.
.what he would give just to taste those lips for the briefest moment…to kiss the sweet angel of the wasteland but he knew that someone like her deserved far more than him…an android… he wasn’t even human…The common wealth had always made him think it was impossible for him to fall in love and to be truthful even when he didn’t believe any of their other lies this one he did believe…after all how can someone who wasn’t born, didn’t have a real heart to give, would outlive any potential love…how then could they fall in love?
The whole point of Harkness’ character arc in canon is that an android CAN feel emotions! He understands the concepts of self-determination and freedom, so why would he angst about whether he can love?
Then he starts actually shedding tears over this, believing he’ll never be “human enough.”
Harkness frowned as he saw something in the distance as the person crossed the bridge a small smile flickered across his face and grew as he saw who it was, it was her Samantha, yes she was dirty, yes her hair clung to her face because of sweat but to him at that very moment she had never looked more beautiful he longed to pull her into his arms and hold her, never let her out of them and kiss her over and over again, yes he wanted more than just kisses android or not he was still a man but if a kiss was an unachievable dream why dare hope for more?
Shouldn’t she smell terrible, though?
He nodded slightly to her in greeting still unable to banish the smile from his face though the Merc Charmer outfit she was wearing made it harm for him to focus and android or not he had to focus solely on her face or else he may have ended up hard and that would have been an awkward moment for them both if she noticed THAT
His “human” identity is supposed to be 35 years old, and he’s acting like a pubescent boy over teh boobies.
And the Merc Charmer outfit is weak. Any Lone Wanderer who’s reached Rivet City should have the Reilly’s Rangers armor at the very least.
“Hello Samantha” she smiled brightly and nodded “Hey Harkness how is everything?” her eyes sparkling with happiness to see him or so he thought “things have been good…peaceful which is always good…no crime recently” she smiled and nodded “Oh ok…” she bit her lower lip and then stretched “I’m going to get something to eat see you later” she said walking off
And this is literally all she does in the entire story. Maybe if it was more than two chapters, we’d actually see why she’s so great, but that’s not the case. Some protagonist!
He then angsts about wanting to keep her safe.
The next chapter is a sex scene, so the rest of this post is NSFW. Put it under a Read More if you think it’s necessary.
Hot breath ghosted over his skin, under his hands he could feel smooth skin like silk and the occasional ridge of a scar…looking down he could see her under him, his angel, his Samantha.
Alright, I can excuse the smooth silky skin because this is just a dream, but what are the chances that the Suethor actually intends for her to look that way?
“take me Harkness” she whispered it breathlessly and needily raising her hips to meet his, he hesitated “Samantha…I’m not…I’m not human enough for you” she groans and kissed him passionately “I will decide that…take me…please…”
Terrible porn dialogue! We can never get enough of that.
Harkness groans her pleading undoing him in one swift movement he was deep inside her, buried to the hilt he groans his forehead against hers “my angel…” he whispered hoarsely…
OUCH. Poor little Mary Sue’s vagina!
she was so warm, so wet…so tight…he groaned at this moment he had never felt more complete…more alive…more human…
He never considered himself not alive. He even has a set of human memories, albeit, someone else’s.
at that exact moment Harkness’s alarm when off he groaned his eyes opening “Just a dream…” he mumbled softly his eyes darkening with his displeasure, he sighed running a hand through his hair of course it was just a dream…
If only it was for us.