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We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.

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V:tM gallery of horrors

Okay, so you asked about V:tM characters, and holy crap I’ve had to run for some terrible ones. There was this one guy that loved to make terrible Setites. He was the one who nagged me until I agreed to run the stupid game in the first place. Apparently, he just wanted to vomit up some horrible Stus. There was one character he INSISTED on playing in every game he could, forcing me to (after the fact) reconcile my plot with every other vampire game he’d ever been in because “it was the story of [character]’s life.” OH, SO GLAD YOU LET ME KNOW THAT AHEAD OF TIME. MASSIVE SARCASM QUOTES.

This character was named Natasha Pavell Alexsei Illyanakopf, and he was originally a seventh-gen Setite…. until he randomly decided he was a 5th-gen all along, and the childe of Nefertiti…. whom he also played. Pavell loved to kidnap mortal dudes, sire them, and have them altered to look exactly like him. I have no idea why. By the time he got to my game, he RANDOMLY decided he was in the Inconnu, and working on Golconda. Of course, being freshly transitioned from the Path of fucking Typhon, he knew SO MUCH MORE about Golconda than, for example, my Salubri. (As a side note, this guy also ran a game in which he wholesale ripped off Eternal Darkness, except he replaced Pious Augustus with FUCKING PAVELL.)

Then he got bored with Pavell, and decided to make another 5th-gen Setite, this one named Robert Varda Fillengaine (I don’t even know anymore). This guy, aside from having the most ridiculous stats I have ever seen, was horrendously overpowered. He had all the Potence, all the Dominate, all the Serpentis, all the Fortitude… none of which were actually on his sheet. His entry into the game came when he lolrandomly decided to murder a bunch of college girls with a prop sword. He was supposed to be working for Nefertiti, who was our main antagonist at the time, until he decided he was going to betray her and help the PCs. Aaaand then he got bored with that and was working for Nefertiti the whole time. *facepalm* Oh, and this douche looked “exactly like Hugh Jackman.”

Bored with Setites, he decided to make a psychotic Lasombra. THIS dude, Tyger Shelley, decided to OMG RANDOMLY murder people to try to provoke another player’s character to frenzy. (This character was the biggest Sue I’ve ever seen; she comes later.) I made him lose a lot of Humanity for that, and he decided that meant he suddenly developed a split personality. One was Tyger, and he was the DARK one. He had all the Obtenebration powers. Shelley, on the other hand, was the LIGHT one, and this guy kept trying to convince me to let him come up with a light-based Discipline like Obtenebration. I said NO. So he decided his character turned into an angel and ascended into heaven. I’m not kidding. He really said that.

His last terrible character was a literal self-insert. He wanted to play himself as a vampire, but only the super specialest of clans would do for him. He wanted to be a True Brujah, but he didn’t have to worry about that pesky no emotions thing. He just acted like the disaffected hipster douche he already was and called that good enough.

There was also a player in this game who was probably legitimately crazy. The only other character he ever played was a pretty stereotypical Dark Ages Brujah. After playing Redemption, I saw that this player had basically copypasted Christof and called it an OC. That guy wasn’t too bad. I had NO IDEA what hell I was in for when I let this psycho play a Tzimisce. He started out eighth-gen, which was the PC generation limit. (I tried.) He went around behind the other players backs, collecting all the clues and helpful NPCs I had, making sure no other players could progress in the plot. This led to over half of my players walking out. Once he had a stable of captive, blood bound NPCs, he moved in under the hospital and started building a lair of flesh. He had this fucking bunker full of weapons he didn’t ask me about and horrible Vicissitude things he never bought the ability to do. He also modified himself into what was basically a war form without paying the experience price for it. He looked like a xenomorph, and expected to have the same advantages. And that’s when he started really getting crazy. He wanted koldunic sorcery, which is largely unavailable in the modern age, so he decided my Tremere NPC could teach him. (Like that would happen.) Then he started fusing people into walls, terrorizing the players in and out of character, and randomly lowered his generation. The creepiest part was when, in regular conversation, he would start talking and acting like his character. He decided to name this abomination Adam Kadamon.

Then there was this girl…. she had no ideas for a character, so I tried to help her out. She was a 10th-gen Malkavian named Daria Brahms (a name she didn’t come up with), and I made her the childe of the former Malkavian primogen. The basic plot of this game was that every supernatural inhabitant of the city had vanished, and the PCs were supposed to find out what happened before they met the same fate. However, even when making her the childe of one of the victims, she was not motivated to do anything about it. She sat through every Elysium like a lump, and when forced to go out on missions, did not participate. That was probably the reason Tyger Shelley tried to provoke her, but she refused to roleplay her character in frenzy. She just said, “I can’t do anything, she’s crazy.” So I made her character accidentally kill a mortal.There were a ton of witnesses, so she had to be punished. To be fair to her, the prince character (the most patient Brujah in the world) set up a trial for her, so she could defend herself. She refused to speak. She wouldn’t listen to reason and she wouldn’t respond to an emotional appeal, so the Prince backhanded her. She acted like nothing happened. So finally, another character demanded that she convince them that her character deserved to live. Still, she sad nothing. So, after two hours of this nonsense, I had the character killed.

So the player ran shrieking into the bathroom and locked herself in for THREE HOURS, wailing and crying because her favorite character died. The player’s boyfriend eventually got her out. A few months pass, and she is still throwing a fit about this stupid character. Eventually I gave in and let her be torpored instead of killed. Little did I know I was loosing the ultimate Sue. When she got out, she decided that instead of being a twentysomething white blonde lady, she was a dark skinned, white haired young teenager. She went straight to the prince and his brother’s house, deciding to tell them she was the brother’s “long lost childe” named Tori. (Only because I vetoed her being “his child from the future like Chibiusa!!!1) Being a very good man, he decided to shoulder the burden and take care of this deadweight. She moved in and proceeded to creepily latch on to the brother, trying to alienate him from everyone around him. She randomly developed telepathy and sparklypoo healer powers, and was no longer a vampire. Oh, and she was an angel the whole time. Even when she was a vampire.

As an “angel,” she wasn’t any more proactive of a character. She just waifed around the house, waiting for people to ask why she was “upset,” or merrily skipping off to into every obvious trap I set. I decided to punish her for her stupidest decision (invading a Methuselah’s house to get back a locket) by having her idiocy get someone killed. Once again, the player locked herself in the bathroom, crying for three hours until I said none of it happened. After that, she decided her character was actually in love with the prince’s brother, even though she had passed herself off as someone no older than 14. She was a very childlike character, and she never discussed the change in relationship in or out of character. (The prince’s brother was not available, either, but since when does free will matter to Sues?) She decided it was TRUE LOVE FOREVER AND EVER, and started whining out of character at me to get rid of the love interest so she could be his girlfriend. (He wasn’t straight, either…) I refused for two years, even when she literally threw herself on the ground screaming and crying. So she had Tori “kill herself,” turn back into a white girl, go goth, and rename herself “Yami.”

I quit the game then.

This girl is turning herself in…

When I first got into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I went in with a skepticism towards the series but emerged with a love of the show that I finally understood. It took the end of the second season for me to create my first OC, a “secret alicorn princess” named Stellamara.

It’s really hard to look at her first form, now that made a complete rehaul to her character.

She was supposed to be the “SOOPER SEKRET DAUGHTER” of Princess Luna and a dark Mage I named Tenebris (he no longer exists.) Supposedly, her birth was covered up by the Equestirian Monarchy because Celestia found out about Luna’s affair with a dangerous criminal. And it also turns out that Stellamara also suffered from the Splash Effect (turning into a hippocampus/merpony after being exposed to water and gaining limbs back when dry.) Supposedly AGAIN, she would secretly help her “mother” raise the stars at night. Inquisitive and curious, she would often roam the castle libraries looking for everything/ANYTHING to read. Her biggest problem was her nosiness, stubbornness, and her inability to realize why she HAD to be kept a secret. Her magic prowess was strongest in Water, Ice, Illusions, and Dark (not deep deep DEEEEEEP dark like her father… like Pokemon dark type.)

I never rped with her or showed her off to anyone because everyone I knew actually had NORMAL interests; not ponies, anime, creepypasta or criminal psychology. Besides all of these secret interests, I was an instant bully-magnet just for living.

Anyway, after a few years of hiding Stellamara away, I found out about how taboo Alicorn OCs were/are. And how much of a monster I created. Surprisingly though, I wanted to keep her name. But I knew that her entire history/personality/design/etc. had to die.

So, here she is now!

I haven’t found a good cutie mark for her yet (personally, I want it to be a little more complex than average…) but she is skilled in water and ice magic, but mostly water. Though she was in Twilight’s year at Princess Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, Stellamara has never met any of the main characters. While her grades were rather high, they weren’t the highest in the school (more like above-average.)She lusts for knowledge and sometimes lets her ambitions get to her head. She turns into a Velma when she loses her glasses but is too squeamish to put in contacts. I’m currently thinking of Stellamara having recurring nightmares of her past life as a Sue and trying to receive help for said nightmares.

If you ever get constructive criticism on your character, don’t act huffy and try to aggress that your character is “”KAWAII DESU AND OH SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND U R JUST JELLY OF HER SUGOINESS.”

Just remember what Jimmy Neutron once said, “People are supposed to be flawed! Their flaws are what makes them perfect.”

all the info is in the picture. as i know from war history, animals can be really useful, but a wolf using 3DMG?..

the great oc purge continues

will sma and dena ever figure out where the fuck they’re coming from

will cas ever stop being gay

if a will could will wills how many wills could a will will

I’ve struck again

I really shouldn’t be so mean to people with OCs I’m sorry

But her reply was the best before she took off

Soooooo all the way back in 2008 I had a very brief stint in Batman Fandom. This is an OC I made to be paired with the Penguin. She was inexplicably British (not from a specific area or anything, just ~British~) and had metal wings in her back that unfolded. You could severely injure and incapacitate her by sticking a fork in her back.

She and Penguin became business partners who hated each other  but both liked birds and somehow ended up dating and having a kid named Peacock. As my OCs go she’s pretty inoffensive but still wowe self, wowe. Also I was going for ‘not traditionally pretty’ but didn’t have the drawing ability yet so the face is just kind of jenky.

HI GUYS! I made my own Sue. Fear me. I might write some fan fiction about her. Please be gentle, she’s so precious to meh~

Name: Wilburina Von Schlangenbaumf, though most people call her Angel

Age: 16 at DH

School: Hogwarts

House: The Sorting Hat told Angel that she could have been in ANY house. So she was able to choose and of course picked Slytherin. 

Wand: Cherry, Unicorn Hair AND Phoenix Feather. She’s so special. 

Patronus: A fairy. 

Appearance: Angel is so attractive most male students start walking to walls when they pass her. She has icy blue eyes, slender nose, luscious lips and long lashes andandand the omg-most-perfect eye brows ever seen. Angel’s hair is almost white. She has a petite figure and could be modeling only if she would be taller than 5”2. Angel likes natural make up, wavy curls and girly clothes. 

Trivia: Angel is an unregistered animagus, she can transform into a beautiful swan. Because she is so talented Angel received a special permission to fight against Death Eaters at the end of her sixth year. Angel had many boys chasing her but ended up with Srius Black whom she magically brought back to life. Other guys just seemed so… immature. So basically she is Harry’s godmother. Yay special-ness! 

(I’m so sorry, please don’t kill me)

Here’s a joke sue I founnnnnd!

Name: Lillian Potter (Harry’s twin sister)

Age:15 or 16 (6th year)

House: Griffendor

Appearance: Have a scar but it is not that big. Her hair used to be brown and curly, but she dyed it blonde, her hair also changes colour depending on her emotions. One of her eyes is blue and the other is green. Tall and perfect figure. Pale, almost white, skin.

 Personality: brave, nice to everyone but mean to her enemies, bubbly, caring and romantic (in other words, no personality whatsoever).

Likes: One Direction, The Wanted, Percy Jackson and the Lighting Thief series, New York city, pizza, butterbeer, Hogsmade.

Best subjects: charms, transfiguration, potions, defence against the dark arts, herbology, study of magical creatures, flying, magical history, etc.

Dislikes: Slythyerins, bullies, the Dusley family, spiders and snakes.

Friends: Hermoine, Ron, Harry, Ginny and pretty much all the other canon characters.

Boyfriend: Draco Malfoy, they love each other so much that they are willing to die for each other, despite Draco being a Slytherin. Voldemort wants her as his wife (no, seriously, that is what the whole story is about).

Weaknesses: None mentioned.

A sample of her story, Back off Malfoy (which does not make any sense):

'Lily you okay?' Quizzes Hermione. 'I-I-I'm good' I stammered lying. 'No you're not, tell me or I'll get Harry.' She shouted. 'He who must not be named appeared and told me I'm his forever and ever. Then he was going to put the killing curse on me and I woke up' I said, tears still streaming down my cheeks. 'That's horrible.' Ginny said, waking up. 'You were awake?' Asked Hermione and we all burst out laughing but was cut short by me bursting into tears again. 'What if he comes after us and harms Harry?' I asked concerned. 'Don't worry Lily he's never coming back.' Said 'Mione, trying to calm me down. I nodded my hair still a dark shade of blue meaning deeply sad.

welp

I noticed there was a lack of Kingdom Hearts OCs, so I’m here to save the day with my oldest sue that I have held on to for ages.

So back in the day, I got into Kingdom Hearts. Specifically KH2 which is my favorite game. I fell in love with Roxas (because I fell in love with Jesse like a million years ago). And from that moment on I knew I would have to have an OC!

Well my friend and I found this club on dA called OrganizationXSociety which was where everyone tossed there OCs/self inserts and we all lived in harmony. My friend created her OC Luma (wow works out so well) and I created Axula (huh wonder what TV show I was into at the time?) On the left you’ll see her first design in its original state. And below I attached her original bio.

Name: Axula (The X makes the Z sound)
Gender: Female
Nickname: The Gem of Flames

Hair Color: Black with red streaks and tips
Eye Color: Purple
Personality: Sweet and kind and VERY shy. But when provoked, she can do some REAL damage.
Weapon: Fire kunai and shuriken and 2 flame Katana’s.
Element: Fire
Habits: Never usually thinks before acting.

Friends: Axel, Larxene, Demyx, Roxas and Zexion.
Major Enemies: Saix, Luxord and Marluxia.
Crush/Love: Roxas

Known Family: The organization!
Quote: “I take being a pyro VERY offensive.”
Past Injuries: None
other: Number 14 (XIV) in the Organization and she’s 15.

Basically she was kind of me but not me at the same time. I copied a lot off of Axel and made them BFFs. I like to think of her as what Xion if she were a massive sue. So Axula and Roxas fell in love and then Roxas left the organization (mind you I made her bio before 358/2 days even came out). She tried to follow him and bring him back but realized there was no point. So she sat in the castle and cried about it…a lot. I never changed her bio, but eventually Axula was “terminated”. This was due to lack of activity. A head stone was made in her honor! Yet I can’t find it D:

Well I revisited her years later and went holy shit this is unacceptable. I sat down and redrew her to reflect more of the KH style. I’m reworking her bio to make her not as much of a sue. Please enjoy! I have a multitude of Sue’s…

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Name: Naomi Eztli
Name Meaning: Beautiful Blood

I’m sure that the Titans think your blood is beautiful, too.

Nicknames: Blood Stained Sakura, commonly just Sakura Age: unknown… belived to be around 23                 Weight: 59 KG                                                             Height: 5’2                                                                           Birhtday: December 2nd                                                 Origin: Belived to be asian by name, actual orgin unknown

Naomi Eztli’s Statistics:                                                   Rank: 1st trainee

Affiliation: Surveys Corps
Former affiliation: 96th Trainee Squad
Battle Skill 
9/10 
Agility 
10/10 
Strategy 
8/10 
Teamwork
3/10 
Stunts:
10/10 
Knowledge/Abilities:
Strengths: Gifted using the 3DMG, shes known to be a great stealth user and very fast. Her legs, they are known to be pure muscle and no one really wishes to be kicked, due to this she is a fast runner.
Weaknesses: She is a horrible team worker and often dosent think things through, has multiple scars to prove this.
Likes: To fight, read, and cook
Dislikes: being forced to cook, large groups of people, being bossed around
You. Are joining the military. Why would you join the military. If you hate being bossed around?
Short personal info: 
Cold and hateful, she seeks solitude. Despite this, if you constantly bother her and reflect in a good way, you can manage to get her to open up and be friendly. Shes violent and sly, although, she is secretly a great cook and enjoys to draw..Sometimes she can be caught singing when she thinks no one is near. Despite her strong, fearless demanor, she has a few strong fears, when faced with them she will be caught like a deer in the head lights and will possibly become extremely violent with the one who put her in the situation. She can easily snap but never shows it.
Titan Kills: 
Solo = 23
Team = 9
23 TITAN KILLS SOLO?!?!??!

found this on deviant art, the description was:

Your name is Hydraa Drakon, and there was just Too Much CHAOS in the world you used to live in.

Your name is Hydraa Drakon, and there was just Too Much CHAOS in the world you used to live in.

apparently this person ships her fantroll with cronus
and I see she named her troll after a goddess from greek mythology that’s just great
what the description says: Persephone is my troll OC for Homestuck. I ship her with Cronus because… Well she is in love with music and a fan of the musical Grease, and she calls Cronus “Danny” because in a way, Cronus looks like Danny Zuko. Anyways, her sign is a lighting bolt because well… A rebel symbol I guess..? I haven’t thought this out straight, I’ll fix this later and upload her Bio later.

she also ships her human oc (I think its human) with karkat, her other oc with Death the Kid, and another oc with Eyeless Jack..

Persephone is my troll OC for Homestuck. I ship her with Cronus because… Well she is in love with music and a fan of the musical Grease, and she calls Cronus “Danny” because in a way, Cronus looks like Danny Zuko. Anyways, her sign is a lighting bolt because well… A rebel symbol I guess..? I haven’t thought this out straight, I’ll fix this later and upload her Bio later.

I’M TURNING MYSELF IN (LoZ OC)

I was digging through some papers I found (hidden in the darkest, deepest crevice of my closet) and I found some old pics of an… “OC” I made some 423647897 years ago based off of one I read IN ANOTHER FANFICTION ON QUIZILLA. (I was VERY original, you see)

(no pics sorry scanner is kaput)

Name: Saya 

Age: 17

Appearance: White hair blue eyes and she always wore this sleeveless white dress and Triforce earrings.

(I cannot read my handwriting from when I was younger so sorry I’m just trying to fill in the blanks)

Bio: Marin was born into a poor family and her parents hated her because reasons and one day she woke up and found out she had these kuh-razy powers. Her town was like ‘WITCHCRAFT’ and they killed her parents and she was chased into Kokiri Forest. There she was raised by the Great Deku Tree because he sensed she had some great power. She met Link and they became friends. Then they went on an adventure together as adults THEN ALLUVA SUDDEN she’s walking alone and Shadow Link (somehow) went inside her mind for… no apparent reason. SO THEN she and Link falls in love with her but Saya can’t pick between Shadow Link and Link. Then… she finds out that she got her powers because… SHE IS THE 4TH GODDESS (not to mention the youngest sister) and she was cast out by the other 3 because they thought she was too powerful. 

*head/desk* I’ve created a monster and I cannot kill it. (And sadly I have more of these abominations.)

I found this beautiful piece of work while on omegle 

Needless to say she disconnected shortly after my reply

Redraw of post/89768271518 with Canon Homestuck Colors and Original Sue Colors.