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Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Sue. My sister apparently recognized her from somewhere.
Apparently this is a female, because they refer to them as “she” but they traced a picture of one of the male characters (badly)
Actually, it states her gender is Blue Eyes Shining, though that’s probably because of awful cutoff.
Listed on the picture are her quirks:

-Is an ace at dueling and shadow game history (calling bullshit on that because no one in GX knew about shadow games.)
-Takes all Advanced Placement classes.
-Does very well with other students
-Tutors and forms student support small groups for students who need help, are failing or don’t understand what is happening in class
-Favorite Student of Dr. Crowler

Duel Spirit(s):
-Blue Eyes Shining (Which is BS because Kaiba’s still alive. You’d have to pry BEWD out of his cold, lifeless hands)
-Winged Dragon of Ra (pls rewatch the series)
-Slifer the Sky Dragon (restated, please rewatch. They no longer exist)

On top of all that, they have a Winged Dragon of Ra form, and a Blue Eyes White Dragon form. Canonically, no one can turn into a duel monster. I highly doubt they watched past the first season.
In the picture they have of their “Ra form” the state:
"Ra chose me for a reason……. For this isn’t the first time Ra has spread his wings for me. For he sees his own reflection when he sees me. So he shared his power with me"

This sue is so much shit I can’t even. They also have fanfictions where they beat Kaiba in Battle City, then proceed to enter Duel Academy with a 98.2% and directly into the highest class (which, stated in canon, you needed to have gone to the Prep School to get into, which obviously they didn’t since in the fic they are said to be placed straight into Obelisk Blue)

There aren’t many good Yu-Gi-Oh! fancharacters in general, but this one is legit the worst I’ve seen.

Yu-gi-oh! 5D’s OC

This is my OC that I drew. The story behind her is that she was originally from Yugi Muto’s time, but was thrown forward to Yusei Fudo’s time when Kaiba had asked her to be a volunteer in Kaiba Corp’s experimentation with time travel. When she was propelled forward in time and they couldn’t bring her back, Kaiba Corp shut the experiment down. Deeming it to dangerous, which made her stuck in the future. Upon arriving, she was befriended by Kalin Kessler, which the two ended up falling inlove. That’s how she met Yusei and the rest of the gang. After the events of Kalin being locked up and Yusei defeating him during the Dark Signer Ark, she traveled with Yusei to Crash Town to help save Kalin and say goodbye.
After that, Bruno showed interest in her but since she had let her last to loves go (Yami/Atem was her first love) she was afraid to open up to Bruno. Eventually Bruno managed to win her heart. She felt happy until Bruno was killed in his final duel with Yusei (I’m fucking terrible, I know). Years later, she got a surpise visit from Yusei who finally told her that he’s loved her since the day Kalin introduced them, although she’s had the same feelings she felt uncertain. She didn’t want any more heartbreaks. The depression that came was almost to much to handle. Eventually she came around to love again (with Yusei’s help of course).
I’m a complete asshole to my OC but hey it sounded like a good background. Also I don’t have a name for her… yet.

Another self-submit from my side.

When I was 12, I was a hardcore WWE fangirl. I adored Jeff Hardy and wrote fanfiction after every new episode of smackdown. He was the main protagonist, alongside with his current “enemies” and me. His girlfriend. My character was a blatant self insert, I didn’t even change my name or appearance , I just aged myself up. Of course everybody loved me, I won every match and never got in any trouble. 

I did not even invent own storylines. I just took what happened in an Episode,  wrote it down and put my angsty self somewhere in it.

After Jeff left the wwe , I just randomly got drafted into the men’s division, because I wasn’t like other girls, urgh.

Whenever this abomination falls into ma hamds I cringe, so take it and never give it back please.

Pierce them skies with your tits, captain-chan.

Seriously, this guy`s gallery is a fricking goldmine.

If you hurry up, you can adopt her!

Yumiko… What a Sue, yo.

Name:Sashiro, Yumiko
Age: 12
Height:5’2

Normal, right? And then you see…

Eye Color:Purple
Hair Color:Purple/Black wore to the side

…This. Hair can’t — and should not naturally be — purple or any crazy color. The only exception is Sakura. That’s final.

[[GENTLE NOTE FROM MOD T if it was just purple it would be fine theres several people in the naruto universe with weird colors besides sakura]]

Weight:86
Nicknames:Smart Ass!!,Yumi,Miko,Ko-chan, and Sashiro

Oh look, no spacing!

Bloodline Limit:Dragon Eyes, Byakuugan, and Sharingan

And here comes the crazy bullshit! She must be so “kawaii desu” for having both Byakugan, Sharingan, and some made-up shit called Dragon Eyes. This is just gonna get worse and worse…

Sashiro Clan: the sashiro caln was also know as the demon clan.

Not another one…

Most of the people born in that caln would have a demon sealed inside of them. They were also great friends with the Uchiha clan as well.

Why? Why must a clan member have a demon inside them? What is it, a demon dolphin? What bullshit are you spouting about being “friends” with the Uchiha clan?

The Sashiro clan has mixed Bloodlines in it like for instance, the hyuuga bloodline and the uchiha bloodline are also in that clan blood but people in that clan rarely get those.

…Then why is it a separate clan? Last I checked, whichever clan is dominate or something like that, they belong to that clan, I believe. It it because of that Dragon Eye or whatever?

Past: your clan was brutally murdered by an unknown rogue ninja. Apparently some one wanted the powers of a certain bloodline limit. Although they have killed the clan the leader had also wanted to gain power of the Dragon Eye which you had the power of. Your brother and sister were taken away by the leader of the murdering group, who had piercing yellow eyes that looked like snakes!

… *facepalm* More “Orochimaru killed my family nya!” backstory. Kill me now…

Reitta Sashiro
age: unknown
sister of Yumiko
bloodline limit: sharingan
Rikou Sashiro
age:unknown
brother(little)of Yumiko
bloodline: Byakuugan
DRAGON EYE: a doujutsu that is able to copy anything shut as taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu such as the sharingan.But it also has the ability to copy any bloodline limit. It has three stages. The first stage is that it turns red and has a wide slit. The second stage is that it turns yellow with a medium slit, and the last stage is where it turns into a slit like a dragon and it turns gold.

Oh my god… How overpowered can that be? For the billionth time, no bloodline has the similar effect to the Sharingan and is able to surpass it. That just screams Sue right there.

Appearance: You have a red tube top with bandages around the chest. You wear a fishnet shirt under the tube top. You have a white hat that is always worn to the side but when you fight its backwards. But when your sad its worn forward. You have a pair of fingerless gloves with a steel plate on the top. You wear tan Shorts that go up to your knees and wear kneepads. Also you have the traditional ninja sandals in blue.
FRIENDS: Hinata, Naruto, Shika, and Kiba.
Your the top Kunoichi in your class although you mental part is barely making it above average.
Personality: you are really shy when it comes to meeting new people but once you start to get to know them your as hyper as naruto. but when someone gets you mad….. you get MAD!

Oh, hey vague personality, nice to see you again.

oh yeah and surprisingly you have *gulp* …..FAN BOYS!!

thanks i hope you liked it

No, no I did not.

More Bleach goodness! Apparently this lady is germaphobic, that`s why she wears a mask, but never covers her palms, breasts and shoulders. Also she is very shy and unsociable, which is accented nicely by lots of naked pictures of her in the authors gallery. She used to have a bio, which was deleted by her owner shortly after posted, where audience could`ve read about this captain cutie, that she is prone to panic attacks right in the middle of battlefield, but her place as a taicho is never questioned by her loyal troops. 

And oh, in her human childhood, before becoming a shinigami, she spent 2 weeks in company of rotting bodies of her close ones and family servants in a closed bunker, without water and food, and with lack of fresh air, totally elegantly surviving it with keeping relative sanity  and moe-ish angst. 

a lot of things about this really don’t make sense but I

I’ve decided to stop thinking about it

Totally legit and likeable Bleach adopt. It`s currently on auction with highest bid being 80 bucks. Yay, amr?

I’m here to confess the sins I committed when I was a middle school student. I was hooked on the Shugo Chara series (especially Ikuto) so much back then that I made this abomination.

In case if her bio is too small to read (sorry for the low quality. I had to use my phone camera because my scanner is broken), her name is Aniela Joaquin Yamagata. Her name sounds almost similar to mine, and Joaquin is my favourite name. Judging from her name, she is a self-insert.

She is Finnish-Japanese (I had no idea why I picked those nationalities) and she has blonde hair from her Finnish mom, black eyes from her Japanese dad. 

She transferred to Seiyo Gakuen at the age of 11. She had been living in Helsinki for a while, so moving to Japan SHOULD give her new cultural experience, and cultural shock too. However, she didn’t have to go through that phase because while living in Finland, she was taught by her father to speak Japanese.

She got her 3 Shugo Charas; Bianca (the nun-like one), Margareth (the science-like one), and Rose (the one with frilly dress and parasol) because she wanted to be smart, sweet, and elegant. Aniela herself is a quiet but cute person who never does anything right and always gets the blame thanks to her clumsiness. That’s why she wants to be noticed for her best self. She likes fashion and science. 

After transferring to Seiyo Gakuen, she instantly got accepted into Guardians because she had 3 Shugo Charas like Amu. After that, she made friends with everyone. I mean EVERYONE because she’s cute with her looks and accent. They let her clumsiness slide. She got the Two of Hearts role which was made up by me because all of the canons have taken up the major roles like Joker, Ace, Queen, King, and Jack.

I paired her with Ikuto. She met him while battling against Batsu Tamas with the rest of the Guardians. I have drawn her character change with each of her Shugo Charas, but… They are too OP.

She likes onigiri, full cream milk, and the color purple. Her sign is Taurus.

I feel miserable after finding this bio I had made long time ago, mostly because I have made such stupid Mary Sue like this without researching.

Hi, it’s the Persona Anon from before. I found another gem on dA. This OC is made by using TinierMe, a clone of Gaia.

This is what the bio says, according to the artist:

** I DID NOT USE A DRESS UP GAME TO MAKE THIS!! THIS IS FROM A SITE THATS LIKE GAIA SO, no I did not make this from a dress up game. they are my items that I bought and own from the site**

My second persona OC Amu.

Info:

Amu is a daughter of a high respected demon lord in the underworld. Her father wants her to follow his footsteps but she doesn’t want to. SHe hates the underworld and always sneaks up onto the surface to where is it full of life and mysterious things. Even love. // never forget her demon wings.

Personality:

Cute, childing, silly, joyful, clumzy, really kind and helpful, loves others, very stubborn and lazy at times.

Age: 15

The cat:

The cat name is Pucci(pronounced as Puuchi or Poochie)

The cat is a boy and he is Amu’s somewhat gaurdian. he is suppose to watch over her like a personal buttler. He transforms into a small or giant scythe depending on how determined amu is into fighting and how much she beleives in herself. His personality is well, he’s the type of person that would say “work first, fun later” or “stop playing around” he’s a no fun character lol.

Thouch Pucci used to be a boy once. A human boy that used to live with his mother and father. but he signed a deadly contract with Amu’s father to become a servant of his forever. Pucci signed it, not knowing how much he will miss his old life and will never forget about it.

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Judging from the scythe and the demon wings on the image, I thought it was a fanmade Persona. For those who are not familiar with Persona series, Personas are basically something that portrays a character’s inner self. Personas are usually based on mythological creatures or perhaps historical figures.

Well, turns out it’s a Persona user OC. Persona users are normally high school students. Having a companion pet and being the daughter of a demon makes no sense. At all. Nothing in the bio makes goddamn sense. The OC’s traits are sueish clichéd, the spelling seems to be neglected, and even everything about her kawaii (sarcasm intended) companion is not logical in terms of Persona fandom. 

I just found an old Fullmetal Alchemist Stu of mine. I suppose he isn’t the absolute worst, but still bad.

Name: Michael Elric

Family: Edward and Alphonse Elric (brothers) Trisha Elric (mother, desceased) Van Hohemhein (father, desceased)

yeah, Hohenheim is dead here because why not. Not like hes an important character or anything.

Age: 20

Hair color: brown

Eye color: green 

Clothes: when hes not wearing his military uniform, he prefers a casual pair of jeans and a red t-shirt.

It’s not too unrealistic for him to have joined the military, but his casual clothes make no sense. Watch FMA and count everyone whos wearing jeans and/or a t-shirt. The answer is zero.

he got his looks from his mother. 

Right or left handed: right

Height: 5’8”

Weight: 90 pounds

I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure 90 pounds is not a healthy weight for a 20-year-old 5’8” male.

Military rank: colonel

Roy is 30 and is young for a colonel. How did this 20-year-old get such a high rank?

love interest: Ling and Roy. He loves them both and they love him but he cant decide between them.

Ah, a good old fashioned love triangle. What else did i expect. Also, Ling is only 15. That’s a little creepy, Michael.

history: he was 5 when Ed was born and 7 when Al was born. Hohenheim died when he was 8 and Trisha died when he was 13. 

That just doesn’t add up with canon at all. He’s supposed to be 5 years older than Ed, I don’t think Ed was 8 when Trisha died. And again, why is Hohenheim dead??

when he was 15, they attempted the human transmutation. He lost his left hand.

Just his left hand. Because opening the gate requires a great sacrifice and a hand that wasnt even his dominant hand is super important, right?

he got an automail hand and swore off using alchemy ever again. He started traveling with his brothers and joined the military at age 18.

2 years and he’s a colonel already. Alright, at this point, why the hell not?

Personalityhe seems very laid back most of the time, but that is only a disguise that hides his severe depression. He does it because he doesnt want his brothers to worry over him. He loves his brothers very much. They are the only things he cares about anymore. He feels like it’s his job to protect them since hes the only adult in the family. He cries every night abd he only hasnt killed himself because his brothers need him.

I dont think 11-year-old me had a good idea of what depression is. Also, it says here that he only cares but Ed and Al, but it said near the beggining that he was in love with Ling and Roy. Okay then.

That was it. I never wrote anything with him in it besides the profile, or used him in a roleplay or anything, but i drew him about five million times and he was one of my favorites. I can’t share any drawings of him because theyre all really embarrassing. 

Now, I know Hetalia does not have the best fan-reputation in general but…this is probably the worst one I’ve ever seen. I wish I could include more than one pic in a submission because she has pleeeeeenty of bad base-art in her DeviantART to showcase but the above one will do. I did once give her a polite critique on her DA and told her I think the OC has Mary Sue traits, her response was something like “Sorry you think she’s a sue, she does have some flaws” and listed things like trusting people too easily, naivete, not making up her mind, and “SHE HAS APARAGUSES.” 

I don’t know if the last counts as a flaw because she gave no visible or even mental signs of being troubled by “Aparaguses”. 

Please be aware the “Backstory” section below is literally a summarized version of the OC’s first fanfic. The fanfic itself had 3 chapters, all of which were ONE single, monstrous paragraph with the same standard of writing as seen in these below descriptions. She also VERY blatantly made every male canon character be in love with her/the self-insert/the OC and would skip no opportunities to remind us of this. 

- End submitter’s notes 

backstory Serenia’s human name is Kaitlyn-Amethyst.Water lily and originally age 15. the back story on her is that she was a girl from our world but was transported to the hetalia world by a unknown person. she was sent there after wishing to save the life of the holy roman empire only thinking that it’s only a wish that would be impossible to come ture. when her wish was granted she was knocked out and when she woke up she was a 15 year old girl in a four year old girls body. she was found by Austria and taken into his home to be looked after in exchange for her to be a maid along with Feliciano A.K.A Italy. she saved holy roman empire by lying to him saying she can see the future he bought it and was saved. she traveled across the land after staying at austria’s home for 210 years then leveing for he land, Serenia. on the way she met little romano and Spain, then went on to meeting Arthur A.K.A England and little Australia and little America. she went through hard what whit the bombing of her country, she abandoned her pasifistways and embraced the fighter spirit with open arms. when she when to look for survivors she found 2 wolf cubs and 2 snow tiger she took them in as her own. after she was in isolation for a short period of time but found bye her good old friend Australia and taken to a world meeting to find out which country bombed hers. finding out it was switzerland she made a threat for him to call off the war on her country, switzerland called off his troops, after that she joined the allies.

Kaitlyn is a strong willed girl with a kick ass adittude she can defend herself and protect others, however underneath her kick ass adittude she’s as soft as a rose petal. she loves every animal and is known in her own language, Serenian ‘nemara lillian hihn kiena’ to translate the angel of light. she is very friendly and can make friends fairly easly but, that’s depending on who the person is. she has the strength of russia and america put together when mad and/or needed to fight but the kindness and motherly additued when someone with a childs inoccents A.K.A italy. she cares for her friend like they were her own family

september 1st. since serenia was fonded on september 1st 1500  and because the country had beautiful flower and animals it was originally going to be called ‘Gardenia’ however, the founder barnabey clay woth (made up person) traveled the area more he described it as a heavenly place thus calling it Serenia 

family brothers: Arthur, Alistor, Jack, Cole and Peter Kirkland

pets

her pets were the 2 wolf and 2 snow tiger cubs:

Kilala: the white female wolf with a black cresent moon birthmark in the middle of her forhead andamber eyes.

Nomura: the black male wolf with emerald green eyes.

Herona: the male snow tiger with silver eyes.

Sesa: a black female snow tiger with white strips, a white cresent moon birthmark in the middle of her forhead

however, after the pictonians she lost the pets to them and later rescued a stary cat with dark brown fur and brown eyes. Kaitlyn calls her little angel but, the other cats know her as Serenicat.

extra informaion

Serenia can preform magic like her brother, Arthur and can see magical creatures.

serenia can’t decied who she is in love with but maybe in love with a 2p. her eyes turn emerald green like her brothers when she is in full rage using her magic and/or using her magic at maximum power

her magic comes out in a white glow hence why she is called the angel of light.

she is part of  one of her countryies myths about a spirit of light and a child who was found in a blue flower, apparently she was the child.


Your name is FAIREE LICKIX and you are quite possibly TOO KAWAII FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

Oh this is a lovely start.


You are SEVEN SWEEPS YOUNG, you take interest in BEING CUTE and LOVING LIFE. You take desu JOY in improving the days of those whom you encounter by SINGING, SMILING and all around being TRES TRES UGUU. ♥

You are a self-proclaimed TROLLITA. You have been described as just a LITTLE ANNOYING at times, however, it is obvious to anyone that your HEART is in the right place and is most definitely TWO SIZES TOO BIG and DOKI DOKIS at a volume none can hope to match.

What’s The Weeabo level? It’s over 9000!



Despite being of the highest calibur of the HemoSpectrum you are OPEN MINDED and ACCEPTING to all trolls. You are a little bit of a DRAMA HIME with a low tolerance to MEANIES and a tendency to get CARRIED AWAY. You get ATTACHED too easily and can be a tad AIRHEADED at times.

…Please tell me this is a joke. The blood colours don’t go higher than Fef and Meenah’s.



You wield the TIARAKIND which you tend to keep concealed beneath your bangs when not in use. You were taught not to flaunt your ROYALTY by your dear Lusus FAIRYGODMOTHER and have truly taken that lesson to HEART. Your fetch modus is the JEWELLERY BOX.

Your TrollTag is amorousStraitjacket < 3 and you are just the t♥n♥est b♥t obsessed w♥th d♥splaying your affect♥on at every opportun♥ty desu~!!!

Please tell me i’m not the only one who thought this OC was too “Desu Desu”?

"Queen Zoi of Dreamland.

She is A very sweet, kindhearted, gentle girl, Who loves to bake sweets, create art, & help people.

She is also clumsy, gullible, & a bit sensitive.

She cares a whole lot about her friends & family, She would never let anything bad happen to them.

She is the wife of King Dedede, The mother of Emily & Oscar, and the Owner of Nyan Cat & Om Nom.

Her dreams were to find a Man, To share her dreams with, to share her love for him, and to spend her whole life with.. That dream came true when Dedede came into her life. Now her new dream is to spend her whole life with her family, And making sure they have the best, happy, safe, fun lives.

Zoi likes to bake homemade things, like Cookies, Cake, Brownies, & Cupcakes.

She makes them all from scratch, And with a little love.

Zoi also loves to draw & paint.

She seriously loves playing doctor. Its why she always likes to listen to her husband’s heart.

Zoi also worries a lot.. She worries about her friends, & her family’s safety. She doesn’t even worry about herself.

Her fear is losing her family.. If she lost her husband, kids, & pets, She’d die.. Because life wouldn’t be worth living anymore..

She fell in love with Dedede when they first met, They weren’t friends for very long, Because she had strong feelings for him, So they became Boyfriend & Girlfriend instead.

The best day of her life was her wedding with Dedede. Her second best day was when their kids came into their lives.

She met Dedede in the middle of Cappy town, She was walking by, and then he spotted her. He felt he should meet her, he introduced himself. same with her, and then they became friends.

She found Om Nom when they were trapped in a basemint in a crazy lady’s house. He seemed scary at first, but when she gave him a piece of candy, he was adorable. He looked like he had no owner, and he was lost, So she decided to adopt him.

She found Nyan Cat when she was lost in a forest. He was hurt, His poptart was bitten, and he had some cuts. She had to help him. So she picked him up, & found her way out of the forest somehow. She took him home, & gave him some TLC. And then adopted him.

She has Brown hair, & Dark blue eyes. Sometimes she has soft red lips, & soft pink blush. She had short hair when she was little, But as she grew older, She kept her hair long, Cause she liked it that way. Its also why you always see her with extremely long hair. She is a small person, But that doesn’t stop her from hanging with taller people. She usually wears dresses, But mostly wears Dedede’s comberbun. And it seems that her and Dedede have the same dark-blue eye color..

She weights 110 pounds, and her height is 5”4. She used to live on Earth, But then one day, She wanted to explore into Space, So she and her father got into a Rocket ship, and explored Space. Then, After a short time, They found a planet called Popstar, She begged her father for them to go there, He had no choice, but to say Okay. And then they went there. It was a peaceful land, And she and her father met everybody there. But when she met Dedede, She felt something special between her and him. As they got older, they were together for quite some time. But as the years went by, It was time to go back home. It was heart-breaking, But she had to say Goodbye to the Prince. The years went by later, & Zoi & her father decided to visit Dreamland again. When they saw Dedede, he turned into a King. and when he saw Zoi, she turned into an Adult. It was the day He proposed to her. She couldn’t say no to his big-puppy dog eyes of his. She screamed yes, and then they got married.

And after some time of being married for awhile, They saw other people with their babies, Zoi really wanted to have kids, but wasn’t sure if Dedede wanted them. So she talked to him about it one day, And he decided he does want to have kids. Even the pets wanted them too!! So now they have kids. & of course, their pets. And she no longer lives on earth, Because she lives with her Husband Dedede in Dreamland. Shes the happiest woman alive to be Together Forever with him, And so was he.

Her favorite color is Pink, Her favorite food is Cupcakes, Her birthday is April 6, Her favorite animals are Penguins, And her favorite song is Together Forever by Rick Astley.

She has some flaws, She isn’t good at math, And she isn’t good at fighting. But, She is good at baking things, & singing.”

I feel okay bringing this OC to the public eye because I offerred her con-crit in a huuuge FF review once but she blatantly ignored me and kept putting out chapters and fanarts of hilarious bullshit. 

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Serenia

serenia is a country made up by (name withheld).

backstory Serenia’s human name is Kaitlyn-Amethyst.Water lily and originally age 15. the back story on her is that she was a girl from our world but was transported to the hetalia world by a unknown person. she was sent there after wishing to save the life of the holy roman empire only thinking that it’s only a wish that would be impossible to come ture. when her wish was granted she was knocked out and when she woke up she was a 15 year old girl in a four year old girls body. she was found by Austria and taken into his home to be looked after in exchange for her to be a maid along with Feliciano A.K.A Italy. she saved holy roman empire by lying to him saying she can see the future he bought it and was saved. she traveled across the land after staying at austria’s home for 210 years then leveing for he land, Serenia. on the way she met little romano and Spain, then went on to meeting Arthur A.K.A England and little Australia and little America. she went through hard what whit the bombing of her country, she abandoned her pasifistways and embraced the fighter spirit with open arms. when she when to look for survivors she found 2 wolf cubs and 2 snow tiger she took them in as her own. after she was in isolation for a short period of time but found bye her good old friend Australia and taken to a world meeting to find out which country bombed hers. finding out it was switzerland she made a threat for him to call off the war on her country, switzerland called off his troops, after that she joined the allies.

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