a mary-sue from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. Her name is Violet and she’s a “fallen angel”. Hm. Wasn’t aware that was a traditional halloween monster but hey! Whatever! She’s also in love with the main antagonist, of course. -_-
Those flawless, beautiful characters. Everyone is in love with them.
We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.
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a mary-sue from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. Her name is Violet and she’s a “fallen angel”. Hm. Wasn’t aware that was a traditional halloween monster but hey! Whatever! She’s also in love with the main antagonist, of course. -_-
Hey, anon who asked if we could submit fanfiction chapters here. These are the highlights from the first chapter of a fanfiction by some person on fanfiction.net, starring herself, N, and an extremely OOC set of characters. There was sadly no real profile, so I hope this is acceptable. I tried to cut it down as much as I could, but it’s still really long.
Hi, I’m Sparkle Armida Violet Galactia-Harmonia. As in, my dad is Cyrus and I’m married to N. This is my Umbreon Luna, and my many ribbons and trophies from my extensive contest career. Huh… you wanna know how I got this scar on my neck? Well, I guess I’d better start at the beginning. You might want to get comfortable because this is a very long story. It was a bright but chilly autumn day, in my fourth period science class…
So already this is…questionable. Cyrus doesn’t have a surname in canon, and if he did it probably wouldn’t be ‘Galactica’. Also, why the hell is her name so long? And why the fuck would Cyrus name his child ‘Sparkle’? She’s also married to N, and is some sort of brilliant coordinator, and from normal Earth.
I hate to say it, but it only gets worse.
Yes, I know my name isn’t REALLY Sparkle, but I’m trying to distance myself from society and normality. But they still lock me up here for my daily six hours of brainwashing, or education as they call it. I call it boring.
Okay, so it’s one of those, is it?
I can gossip with the best of them, and I got a ninety eight percent on a geometry test seventy percent of the class failed, but I honestly don’t care! My true colors are for few to see. Few meaning NO ONE!
I believe this paragraph speaks for itself.
At least I don’t go out drinking and driving. If society had more people like me, we wouldn’t be in debt; children would be taking advanced geometry in fourth grade, and would be working and contributing to society by thirteen. Not wasting our lives writing essays and living in whatever colorless box society dictates we fit into as teens.
No, if society had more people like you we’d be spending all our resources trying to build a portal to the pokémon world instead of, I dunno, something actually worthwhile.
Also, psychiatrists would be in much, much higher demand.
I have the greatest mom ever and I HATE it. All I ask of her is acceptance of my fandom, and alone time for Fanfictions. What do I get? Popularity, expensive clothes, and everything a girl could want.
Wow. Just wow. Do you know how many people would kill for a mom like that?
Also, acceptance of your fandom and time to write fanfictions can totally go together with your mom buying you stuff.
I’m combat boots (okay, everyone wears them, but I like them too.) black jeggings, purple tank tops and gray crop tops! Not slippers, yoga pants, 70$ jackets and a Starbucks cup. I don’t even LIKE coffee! If I need caffeine, coke cherry zero from a vending machine will suffice.
And…who’s putting who in a box now? Because it sounds to me like she’s stereotyping the entire teenage female population of America. Also, ‘coke cherry zero’?
"Yeah, just no ideas. The main character just fell off a cliff and is in a coma, while her boyfriend’s brother is secretly in cahoots with the evil dude and she is the only one who knows. Not sure whether to have her wake up first or have him kidnap his step-mother." Rachel giggles, "your stories don’t even sound like Fanfictions the way you describe them!
Yeah, they sound like some vague melodramatic plot you pulled out of your ass. Also, I’m pretty sure a dive off a cliff would do more than make you comatose.
The trail he takes is a simple one, down past my high-school, almost to my old middle school, and into the woods in between. Now I’ve never been in those particular woods. I have a good reason too. A forest between two schools? Drugs are a huge possibility. Yes I’m a goody-goody who fears everything
Apparently goody-goodies think of the educational system as brainwashing. This character is just so full of contradictions.
Cyrus sighs, running a hand through his hair, “Her name was… well her name was Sparkle. She was my only daughter, and people from this dimension took her as a baby. I don’t know why they wanted her, but she HAS to be alive. I’m not going to believe that she is… dead.” He chokes out the last word in a flurry of emotion like I’ve never seen from him. Who knew this guy had a soft side?
Cyrus, the dude who wanted to ELIMINATE ALL EMOTIONS, everyone.
She’s wearing skinny jeans and… combat boots.
Because taste in shoes indicates relation by blood.
I look up, and he’s holding colored contacts; his eyes are actually green.
…was there a point to that? Did she just want to prove that canon is hers to tear apart or something?
I see where I get my attitude. I’m surprised I didn’t see this coming.
If you see any similarities between your attitude and Cyrus’ then you probably need professional help.
His bright green eyes almost tear up, but he pulls himself together. I pull him into a hug, “I love you too dad.”
This is so OOC I can’t even…this isn’t Cyrus. At all.
"What are you doing here?" I ask. "Well miss conspiracy theory, what do you think?"
How does this dude who just met her know everything about her? And when were conspiracy theories ever mentioned?
"I’m your half-brother. Dad cheated on my mom about fourteen years ago, the marriage still stands. Somehow you’ve always been his favorite."
If you’re wondering who this is, it’s fucking PAUL. That’s right, Paul from the anime. And he’s apparently Cyrus’ son.
"I can see why you feel that way. By the fact that you couldn’t even watch your Umbreon take a hit, you seem like the type." I bite my lip, "You say it like it’s a bad thing."
"it’s not, but it is. You’re very nice, and Luna already loves you. But, you fear battles. That could hinder you. If I were to suggest a career move, I’d say coordinator." I nod, "That’s actually what I was thinking!" Paul smiles a bit, "Well, you’ll be good at it. I saw your trick to make sure Charm hits every time, that’s really smart." But his eyes look distant, "Even so, you need to be careful, not everything in this world is how they portrayed it there."
This is Paul talking. So OOC that he’s unrecognizable, as is the standard with this suethor.
"Ash… he taught me so many things. It wouldn’t be a stretch to say I feel like I’m in the presence of a genius when he’s around. But don’t tell anyone!"
Paul, why are you so OOC? Why are you calling Ash a genius? You should be the last person to ever do that. Why, Paul? Why?
Comashipping is canon, I knew it!
I’m not sure you know what ‘canon’ means.
On that note, chapter one is done. As much as I’d like to read the other 14 chapters, I don’t think my brain cells can handle it.
Sorry for clogging up your inbox with this fanfic chapter, there was no real profile. If there was, I would have sent that.
Self Submission! I was super proud of this super cringy oc.
Her Name was Kiara Uchiha and a lost, seperated sister/ relative of Sasuke??? She was orphaned as a baby and raised by a black dog until she was five.
Kiara was perfect at art and found out about ninja school at some point, where she was a real emo gurl until she found her first friend.
That friend ended up being her girlfriend, and they lived in a shitty house together where the Akatsuki showed up and wanted Kiara to join because she had the Sharingan and also she could control blood and had some other superpowers. Oh, did I mention she was already Chuunin after a year or faster. So, her GF was against it so Kiara killed her and joined the Akatsuki. She was in a Team with Zetsu i guess.
After that she fell in love with Deidara and they loved each other. She eventually got pregnant with his baby, they left the Akatsuki (how???) BUT the baby died inside her and she almost died of blood loss too. Way to go, she got really depressed afterwards so she had to go to therapy and her doctor raped her. (I was a sick kid) THEN she got transferred to some psycho clinic where she had to spend 4 years but they let her out earlier bc she missed Deidara too much??
Also Deidara and her lived in some huge kickass Villa the whole time, and she practiced her bloodbending stuff secretly at night… i thin she could controll others when her blood was on them, and she could turn water into blood. makes a lot of sense, yeah. at least to 12 year old me it made sense…
and i remember there was some tragic story part about her and some white cat, the cat got bombed at some part.
I used to fight about deidaras love with some other kids on deviantart, looking back i am ashamed
BEST PART - my Deidara ship thing even got fanart! :’D so hilarious oh god
I reviewed a terrible AoT OC. here she is.
Name: Cierra Ackerman Wait… you mean…
Maiden Name: Cierra Knightly
Meaning: Meaning ‘dark-haired’ from the Irish origins and ‘mountain range’ from the English origin. Alright, good start.
Nickname(s):Cici also known as the Blue Princess throughout the 104th trainee squad.
Alias (if any): N/A
Age: Female Titan Arc: 20
Birthday: Dec. 15th
Birthplace: Wall Maria.
Current Residence: Wall Rose/Sina
Sexual Orientation: straight
Marital Status: Married to who?
Language(s) spoken: English
Life-Long Dream: To see the ocean. (Heard it in a rumor.)
Goal(s): To survive life only, but learned an important lesson to die for comrades.
Affiliation: Scouting Legion
Former Affiliation: N/A
Grad. Rank: below the top 10.
Like(s): Levi, Love, mother, drawing, reading. no..god please no…
Dislike(s): Insects and sour food.
Bad Habit(s): Being a bit selfish and rude, gets drunk.
Hobbies: Drawing, reading.
Fear(s): Losing her loved ones.
Personality: Cierra turns out to be shy and quiet because of her tormenting past. She was kicked around and abused by her family members due to running away countless of times from home because she did not want to get married. When things were serious, she’d do anything so survive. She’s strong and bold in the inside, but outside she seems weak and small. After the female Titan arc, she trys more to show her true self. Cierra also can be very rude. She sometimes may tend to make rude remarks if it has to be said. When she does, it’s quite a surprise to her comrades.
Favorites (not necessary)-
Food(s): Burgers. (Any type.)
Time of Day: Doesn’t mind~
Weight: 87. (Pounds.) that’s not a very healthy weight…
Hair style: Always down.
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Light brown. (I changed it XD)
Skin Tone: Fair
Body Shape/Build: Petite/ hint of hourglass figure.
Birth Marks: N/A
Scar(s): She has one on her left shoulder, across the stomach, and one across her right cheek and one on her forehead.
Memory (any issues with this?): No Issue.
Sight (do you need glasses?): No.
Mental (Any problems? Example: depression): No.
Physical (Do you take care of your body or harm it? Also include injuries): No. But did get broken ribs once. wat?
Sleep patterns (how you sleep and how much rest do you get?): Sleeps okay, unless on a mission.
Abilities/Statistics (1- lowly skilled, 10- highly skilled and tell why)-
3D Maneuvering Gear: 7/10 Cierra learned to use it properly by Levi and is able to use it well.
Intelligence: 8/10 Cierra is able to think clearly and make good reasons and plans.
Martial Arts: 6/10 Cierra has a small, light body so that come into a disadvantage of strength but advantage of moving and dodging quickly.
Battle Skill: 8/10
Agility: 8/10 Because of her petite, light body. Also she is anorexic.
Teamwork: 9/10 she loves to do teamwork then work solo.
Parent(s): Ami Knightly, Ronald Knightly
Sibling(s): 3 older brother’s. Deceased.
Other Relative(s): She has a few cousins, uncles, aunts she knows of but doesn’t know of their whereabouts.
Best Friend(s): Jean
Friend(s): Mikasa, Eren, Armin, Krista, Sasha, Hanji-san, Erwin.
Hero(es): Levi, Eren later on…
History/Life: Cierra was born into a high class family. She was born to Ami and Ronald Knightly. Somehow the children the couple got turned out to have a disease. WORK ON YOUR FUCKING GRAMMAR WOMAN. Because of this, they never got married. But then it was later on changed when Levi’s father killed Ronald’s brother when they got into a fight, Ronald made him pay back for he did by saying his baby boy, Levi, will marry the daughter born to the Knightly Family.nonononono NO! Levi’s father agreed to it, no matter how old Levi would be or the daughter born into the Knightly family. If she held a disease or not, they will get married. It was until Cierra began to grow, she learned from her parents she wasn’t to like any boy because her husband had been decided long ago. because of this, she escaped her home various times until her uncles had her locked up in the basement and abused her. Angst, man…
Levi was captured from his underground home and was forced to join the Scouting Legion. No… He remembered his father saying he’s supposed to marry the Knightly family’s daughter but Levi didn’t know who they were or where to find them and ignored the memory playing in his head. It was until he came back from a mission, some men grabbed him from the place we was currently staying in and took him to the Knightly family’s home basement for Levi to finally get married to Cierra. If he declined, both of them were to be killed. Levi’s opinion was on Cierra, if she wanted to marry or not. Cierra said she wanted to be anywhere but the place she was currently at and Levi agreed marrying her. After they got married, they both lived in separate places. (Levi stayed within Wall Maria while Cierra stayed in the ShiganShina district.) When the titans attacked, Cierra was able to escape easily while her mother was left behind, probably killed. When she arrived within Wall Rose, she asked everyone around for Levi. Levi found her, and had Hanji put in charge of her.
Cierra joined the 104th trainee’s squad and joined the survey corpse. She wanted to see the beauty of the outside world and the massive water land called the ‘ocean.’ She made friends and went on her first mission. (Female titan arc.) Cierra became a stronger person and was sure once in her lifetime she would be able to see the true beauty of the outside world.
Well… what can I say… THIS OC IS AWFUL. WHY WOULD SHE BE THIS FUCKING TERRIBLE? This is just…I don’t know anymore… ‘scuse me while I go jump out a window.
A Fallout 3 fanfic that was,
unfortunately, never finished. The story is horribly formatted and a pain to read so I’ll only be including select quotes from it to spare your eyes. This Sue is unique in that she does absolutely fucking nothing in this entire fanfic. I repeat: nothing. Even the sex scene turns out to be all just a dream. The whole story is about how Harkness, once the badass security guard who is secretly an escaped android, is now an angsty teenager discovering boobs for the first time through lovely little lone wanderer Samantha.
Harkness sighed softly his eyes scanning the Capital Wasteland as he stood at the door into Rivet City a small part of him longed to see HER, she went by many names, “The Lone Wanderer”, “Miss Vault 101”, Messiah of the Wastes” but Harkness knew her as Samantha, the girl who had stolen his heart…or so he had thought until he knew he didn’t HAVE a heart…not a real one anyway…but whatever it was, real or not was hers.
In just the first sentence (yes that is just one sentence), we have someone going OOC for the sake of ~*drama*~. Harkness, for all intents and purposes, considers himself human. He breathes, he eats, he sleeps, he even bleeds. Should the Lone Wanderer choose to tell Harkness that he’s an android, and that he should stay in Rivet City, Harkness decides to live the rest of his life as a human and pretend that nothing has changed. He would not be thinking about his heart not being “real.”
…he smiled very slightly thinking about Samantha, she was so beautiful her long chocolate brown hair, her pale skin, her hazel eyes that always seemed to sparkle in the light, those full red lips….
Of course. Of fucking course. Even though this is a postapocalyptic wasteland, she still has to look perfect, sparkling eyes and all.
.what he would give just to taste those lips for the briefest moment…to kiss the sweet angel of the wasteland but he knew that someone like her deserved far more than him…an android… he wasn’t even human…The common wealth had always made him think it was impossible for him to fall in love and to be truthful even when he didn’t believe any of their other lies this one he did believe…after all how can someone who wasn’t born, didn’t have a real heart to give, would outlive any potential love…how then could they fall in love?
The whole point of Harkness’ character arc in canon is that an android CAN feel emotions! He understands the concepts of self-determination and freedom, so why would he angst about whether he can love?
Then he starts actually shedding tears over this, believing he’ll never be “human enough.”
Harkness frowned as he saw something in the distance as the person crossed the bridge a small smile flickered across his face and grew as he saw who it was, it was her Samantha, yes she was dirty, yes her hair clung to her face because of sweat but to him at that very moment she had never looked more beautiful he longed to pull her into his arms and hold her, never let her out of them and kiss her over and over again, yes he wanted more than just kisses android or not he was still a man but if a kiss was an unachievable dream why dare hope for more?
Shouldn’t she smell terrible, though?
He nodded slightly to her in greeting still unable to banish the smile from his face though the Merc Charmer outfit she was wearing made it harm for him to focus and android or not he had to focus solely on her face or else he may have ended up hard and that would have been an awkward moment for them both if she noticed THAT
His “human” identity is supposed to be 35 years old, and he’s acting like a pubescent boy over teh boobies.
And the Merc Charmer outfit is weak. Any Lone Wanderer who’s reached Rivet City should have the Reilly’s Rangers armor at the very least.
“Hello Samantha” she smiled brightly and nodded “Hey Harkness how is everything?” her eyes sparkling with happiness to see him or so he thought “things have been good…peaceful which is always good…no crime recently” she smiled and nodded “Oh ok…” she bit her lower lip and then stretched “I’m going to get something to eat see you later” she said walking off
And this is literally all she does in the entire story. Maybe if it was more than two chapters, we’d actually see why she’s so great, but that’s not the case. Some protagonist!
He then angsts about wanting to keep her safe.
The next chapter is a sex scene, so the rest of this post is NSFW. Put it under a Read More if you think it’s necessary.
Hot breath ghosted over his skin, under his hands he could feel smooth skin like silk and the occasional ridge of a scar…looking down he could see her under him, his angel, his Samantha.
Alright, I can excuse the smooth silky skin because this is just a dream, but what are the chances that the Suethor actually intends for her to look that way?
“take me Harkness” she whispered it breathlessly and needily raising her hips to meet his, he hesitated “Samantha…I’m not…I’m not human enough for you” she groans and kissed him passionately “I will decide that…take me…please…”
Terrible porn dialogue! We can never get enough of that.
Harkness groans her pleading undoing him in one swift movement he was deep inside her, buried to the hilt he groans his forehead against hers “my angel…” he whispered hoarsely…
OUCH. Poor little Mary Sue’s vagina!
she was so warm, so wet…so tight…he groaned at this moment he had never felt more complete…more alive…more human…
He never considered himself not alive. He even has a set of human memories, albeit, someone else’s.
at that exact moment Harkness’s alarm when off he groaned his eyes opening “Just a dream…” he mumbled softly his eyes darkening with his displeasure, he sighed running a hand through his hair of course it was just a dream…
If only it was for us.
( I was looking at Marvel OCs on deviantArt when I found this gem. It’s nothing short of creepy. )
Name: Angel Starlin Bain
Alias: Dark Fighter
Height: 174 cm
Weight: 49 kg
Particular signs: scar on his forehead caused by a battle
Relationships: Tony Stark
Marital status: Single
Education: Hi-Tech Academy
Place of Birth: Venice, Italy
Place of Residence: Malibu, USA
Style: Rock or Gothic style
Curiosities: high knowledge at technology and robotics engineering
Personality: Sarcastic, megalomaniac, smart, ironic, adventuros, hides her sentiments, lonely, silent, sincere
Angel is a young student and she was born in Venice (Italy).
Angel is stubborn and she doesn’t give up.
She likes technology, and loves Tony Stark.
She lived in Italy until the age of thirteen, then she moved to New York and after to Malibu.
While in New York, she met Justin Hammer, and she decided to work for Hammer.
Every night, she went to Stark Industries to steal secret information about Iron Man.
But, one night, she saw Tony Stark and fell in love with him.
With the information he had stolen, he decided to build an armor.
She returned to Hammer Industries and canceled all information, she moved to Malibu.
In Malibu, she made her armor, and she enrolled in a school: Hi-Tech Academy.
One day, Tony Stark went to Hi-Tech Academy for a robotic lesson, even though Angel was an expert in robotics, pretended not to know nothing for be helped by Tony.
For a moment Tony saw her grades and realized that this was only an excuse, but he did not care.
Every day, Tony watched Angel, and over time Tony fell in love with her.
The last day of school, there was a party, Angel was sit when Tony arrived and asked her to dance.
She accepted. When the party was finished, Tony asked her to go to is home but she refused.
Tony managed to persuade her only a kiss. At Tony’s house, they laughed and talked until late at night, later, they slept together (they only slept, they didn’t do bad anything).
From that night, they began to go out together.
One night, while Angel testing her armor, she saw that Iron Man was in trouble and decided to help him. Iron Man asked her name, but she started to run away, after a long chase she managed to escape.
From that night, all the world but especially Tony asks: Who is Dark Fighter???
I had an old Zelda OC who was named after me then later renamed Snow. She was of course in love with Link and was BFFs with Zelda. Anyway, when her story starts out, she’s pretty much a tag-along to Link through the events of Twilight Princess. When I wrote my fic, I literally would just play the game then copy down what was happening and add my OC’s actions in the situation.
Anyway, she was a pretty typical Sue. The light spirits gave her a crystal teardrop-shaped necklace that acts as the source of all her powers. It gives her angel wings and pretty much the powers of Starfire from Teen Titans. (i.e. she shot lasers or “magical beams” from her hands and eyes.) They also gave her a blue crystal recorder, as in the instrument. It pretty much acted as the Ocarina of Time but in the Twilight Princess universe. She also had a tragic past where her father was killed in a war and her mother went crazy and tried to kill her. I also implemented what I thought was character development by making her a super happy and energetic girl who craved adventure in the beginning of the series, and then a dark, tortured soul who regrets the life she’s lived by the end. When she and Link kill Ganondorf at the end of the Twilight princess arc, she gets the Triforce of Power for no reason whatsoever.
The next arc is her trying to remove a curse that Ganondorf put on her through her piece of the Triforce, and she’s ultimately forced to bring Ganondorf back to life to stop the curse. Cuz one life is worth bringing back the Lord of Evil. Then, in the final arc I pulled a plot point out of my ass where it turns out that she’s the princess of a realm called the Frost Kingdom and that her real name is Snow. Get it? Anyways, she has to go back to rule this kingdom and abandon her life in Hyrule after she just got married to Link. Her dad who turned out to be not dead and Link take her there only to discover that the Frost Kingdom is completely empty and that Snow’s the last of her kind, but she has to stay and rule there anyway. Doesn’t last long though, cuz she finds a way back to Hyrule and watches Link die a horrible death, so she sacrifices herself to bring him back only not really because she ends up still alive somehow, in the clutches of Dark Link who was a recurring villain. Of course everything ends happily ever after. Why wouldn’t it?
so what we’re looking at here is essentially a sue for the show Xiaolin Showdown. This fandom is full of them, but this one tops the cake. Here we see both her male and female sides…of the same person……. She’s a Goddess who gives one of the characters wings while acting as his “mother”. she also gets raped by the main antagonist which also by some weird goddess law makes her his wife??? i don’t understand.
I have to tell you about my sisters Harry Potter OC. I don’t have any art because she made it years ago. Feel free to add your own comments!
Name: Sarah Riddle (Named after herself of course)
Appearance: Blonde hair with red streaks, Eyes that change colour with her mood. Stunningly beautiful and perfect of course.
Boyfriend: Harry Potter
Enemy: Cho Chang
Animagus: Snake, Dragon AND Unicorn
House: All of them
She is Lord Voldemorts secret daughter and also leader of the Death Eaters. She was sent to hogwarts at the same time as Harry on a special mission to kill him. The sorting hat couldn’t place her in just one house so she floats between whatever house she chooses. She’s a seeker on the Slytherin quidditch team. After multiple attempts to kill Harry she slowly starts finding herself falling madly in love with him. And she dramatically turns on her father and sacrifices herself to save Harry.
There was also something about her being able to apparate in hogwarts since she was 11 and using unforgivable curses left and right whenever it tickled her fancy.
And here’s my first Zelda fancharacter!
She has basically all the hallmarks of that fandom’s sue profile. She had a fourth Triforce, the Triforce of Time (represented by the BORDER of the Triforce not the center triangle wasn’t I so original??)
She was selected at birth by the Goddess of Time. Oh yeah she was human and from Earth and was magically transported to Hyrule where she fell in love with Vaati and then became best friends with the Four Swords Links. Then they betrayed her and used her to kill Vaati, except Vaati survived and returned a couple years later and she taught him how to be not evil.
Then this prince from her original world came and kidnapped her to marry her and Vaati went and fought him to the death for Hayley back and then they returned to Hyrule and built a new castle in the Wind Ruins and had three kids together.
Oh yeah and she had the power to stop time. With her Triforce.
This is one of many Naruto characters I made. Her name is Hikari Matsumoto and she’s NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS. She also has a tailed-demon inside of her. Did I mention she is Tsunade’s niece? That’s where she got her big tits from.
I had a friend I used to rp as her with, and he was his own version of Naruto
They were in love and had kids and I remember being banned from msn from my dad for saying omgwtf during a rp with him.
(I have one more thing to add to your queue so it doesn’t run out ;;)
so, while browsing deviantart, i found this masterpiece
i didnt find much about the sue, except that her name is emma
i mean she could be a decent character but the hair is really not realistic??? also, nail polish?? i doubt theres any nail polish where everyone is but whatever
the suethor also used the same character to make a free! character, who used to hate rin matsuoka, but then something happened and they started liking each other??? idk
My lords and ladies, today I present to you a choice specimen. This OC is from Fire Emblem PoR/RD (though she probably was initally made for Smash Bros. instead), and has appeared on other MS blogs prior to this, resulting in a shitstorm and (though begrudgingly) a reform. Now, if said reform made her less of a Mary Sue she wouldn’t be here, but here we are anyway.
You don’t need to have any prior understanding to this series, other than it’s a turn-by-turn based strategy game, and characters come in the form of classes that conform to uniform designs and standard weapon counts/movements within a turn. With the sole exception of final bosses and the main protagonist, everyone is seemingly normal and are statistically balanced. The challenge in each of the games is to make the best out of your soldiers (dubbed as units) and bring down your enemies through strategy. Unless you’re playing on lower levels, it’s impossible for one-man-armies to exist. Your enemies are often as strong as you are, and going alone is suicide…
…But that doesn’t seem to be so, not with this Sue, who stylizes herself as the ‘Queen of the Swords’, despite not being of royal blood. Often she is depicted cutting down mountains of bodies with no explanation of whom or where they came from, or for her reason to do so, save to show off the fact she’s extremely, superbly strong. Do note that these are open starters for others to reply to, and her dialogues are either her boasting her strength, or looking down on the already-existing Crimean Queen Elincia, despite the latter being canonly one of the best rulers Tellius has ever seen. Akane’s reason for disrespecting Elincia (e.g., by not referring to her by a title despite not belonging to any other social status herself, seeing that her own ‘queenly’ title is all but name) is based on being raised knowing that royals are served everything they want. That excuse can fly for only so long, since Elincia canonly fights and bleeds alongside them, amongst other respect-worthy feats throughout the story. Akane has quoted to ‘have done more than any royal can ever do’, despite her story lacking any elements to top Elincia, save for her pre-established mastery with the sword, and still disrespects the Crimean Queen all the same in her interactions. Hey, we all can’t be caught with the same title, eh? Because having same titles are totally like getting caught in a party with the same dress. Eew.
As all Mary Sues, they completely miss the point of the whole series and in this case, Akane places herself within her universe as even more popular than the main character (also her pet squeeze), Ike, himself by being so well-known the masses call her a ‘queen’, while Ike is merely known as ‘The Hero of Blue Flames’. Mind you, that only happened after two whole fucking games’ worth of achievements.
This RP OC’s posts that contain nothing other than sneering at other canon characters for being perpetually inferior to her standing, or to /kill off said canon characters with little to no provocation. A favourite of hers to torment and terrorize is FE: Awakening’s Lucina. Yes, Lucina, only because she simply looks like Akane, swings a holy sword and is a genuine female sword-wielding royal. (You can imagine the burn when Lucina got confirmed for Smash. Haha.) Then there’s also her being snappy at Soren, probably because he’s the closest person to Ike in canon. She’ll hang onto the excuse that her character was possessed by a dark Goddess who compells the darkness inside of her to rise, and to go on murderous rampages. Surprisingly enough, very little RP partners actually stick through those threads, because the only option is to be dramatically killed, mary-sue style.
Oh, and she does a large share of bragging that Main Protag-Mercenary Ike is her one and true love, through ways of shippy art, and porn. There’s virtually nothing wrong with any canon/oc pairing, unless it 1) Doesn’t make sense and is OOC, 2) the art is traced.
Unfortunately, Akane qualifies as both.
Ike, the main character, is a dense brick who is about 700% focused on fighting for his friends. Plus, I doubt someone who views everyone as equals despite racial or national standing would fall in love with an arrogant, self-obsessed swordswoman who took on the title as ‘Queen’ all because that’s apparently ‘what other people named her’, and that ‘she deserved it more than Elincia did’. A good canon Ike would either a) friendzone the shit out of this cray lady or b) focus on the Goddamn war he’s fighting.
You can also tell that some of her work definitely traced off Visual Novels or lame shit hentai (nsfw tags), by looking at how drastically inconsistent her art is. Taking into consideration that all this art was made within a span of 2-3 months, there’s more than enough evidence to prove that her art has been heavily traced.
Comparing figures A to E, we have the almighty sword queen piercing the hearts of her people with her expandable ass size. If anyone questions the obvious, always say that it’s the mun playing around with size variation; we all need our fun, no matter how illogical or unrealistic.
Of course, we can’t leave a sue in the dirt and constantly poke holes at her, can we? We need to give a bit of help for the creator to fix this legendary train wreck of an original character, else we’ll just be branded as haters like the many other people who have tried to fix this OC. For agreeing to this, you’ll be branded as a hater, too, and there will be a fuckload of anons praising the Queen and claiming that they’ll bow to her wwwwww what the fuck is that shit
Say we’d let Akane retain her unparalelled strength to continuously slay innocents with her glowing sword that’s totally not blessed by Tellius’ Goddess (because that’s solely reserved for important characters only), then that illogical body (that has birthed two children) has to change up.
As far as I know, there’s only one character who has done a mountain’s worth of slaughter by his own hand, and it’s this guy right here.
This Red Lobster reject is strong enough to completely wipe out a nation’s elite forces by his lonefuckingsome, and let’s say Akane is about twice as more skilled as he is, because Walhart there could only manage one while the glorious queen could do two.
She needs to have his physique, won’t you agree?
There, all fixed… Physically, that is. We’ve yet to touch her background, whatever it was, because the blog itself is too cringeworthy to explore. I’ll leave that to anyone to fix, along with her art to gloriously redline.
To be honest, several people have tried to fix her character, and nothing could be done without an insane level of sacrifices. So, what do you think, my good ladies and gentlemen? Can you save this sue, or should we toss her down into the pit of shame?
P.s., RP-wise, this character is literally on to bang or outdo anything canon. Anything. She went so far as to bang Bowser once.
Yes, this Bowser; I wish I was joking, but she did.