Why?

She comes with friends

My favourite Sonic character. ^0^

I like them together a lot~

Teehee, I hope you like! 

And her info from her reference sheet:

Name: Shimmer

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Species: Cat

Orientation: Straight, though tends to flirt and be okay with being all over other women…

Status: Taken

Lover: Scourge the Hedgehog

Favorite Food: Fish

Favorite Drink: Milk

Likes: Yarn/ string/ anything of that sort, things that sparkle, things that glow, rainbows, raving, running around, climbing trees, naps, scratching things, chasing mice 

Dislikes: Water, rain, loud noises, being woken up from a nap, heights; even though she loves to climb things like trees, dogs

Personality: She is mostly on the evil side, but is still buddies with some of the heroes. She usually acts sexy and flirty, though can be cute as well. Generally a kind hearted person to those she likes, but acts very cautious of strangers, and very aggressive towards her enemies

(The creator has also stated that this OC’s eyes glow in the dark as well. Seriouslywhataboutthissuedoesn’tglow)

Lets review all of the problems here:

- Relying on overt “sexyness” and “cuteness” to make up her OC rather than having an actual personality

- Breaking canon by being paired with a canon character whose already in a relationship with another canon character

- Being evil, yet still somehow friends with the heroes

- Clusterfuck, eye-gouging design

Hoo boy, this girl…

The creator is apparently infamous for being quite the suethor and for her overbearing, cluttered Sonic OC designs

But, in typical suethor fashion, she promptly ignores any and all criticism regarding her designs or Mary Sue OC’s and only listens to the asspats. Which is unfortunate, considering that she’s not a bad artist

Also, how can you be afraid of heights, yet still love to climb things??? That makes no sense, what even

Enjoy!

Omg…I submitted a post not too long ago about a girl’s Mary Sue character that loves Loki and is a Firebending Jedi that is related to every Marvel character, with her father being Slade Wilson from DC land. Today she sent me some more fanfiction regarding the two of them and I can’t stop laughing. I’ll share a few of my favorite excerpts below the cut.

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(Turning myself in again. I was going though my old DA gallery when I stumbled across my old Shugo Chara OC… Oh my god it was awful.)

Yoroichi and Ikuto had planned to go to the pool with the rest of Shugo Chara gang, but they all canceled and the pool was closed for cleaning. So they had to make do with what they had. They broke out the kiddy pool that Yoroichi’s aunt usually uses for washing their dog x3

*Fangirl squeel* Look how close to each other they are! Plus they’re only half dressed! As if they weren’t already illegal enough as it was, no they gotta be half naked in a kiddy pool? xD


And incase you didn’t know, they’re love is kind of illegal because Ikuto is 18 (says that in the manga) and Yoroichi is only 14. X3 
But they don’t care! They look to good together! xD That and they do love eachother. Like, alot. X3

(why did no one kill 7th grade me for this)

Someone a while back suggested they wanted attempts at drawing text post sues? I don’t know if that’s still a thing, but I went ahead and did it anyway. ^^;

Anything vague/unspecified I just guessed on. Also, I think she needs to revise her zodiac knowledge because last I checked that birthday did not fall under the Gemini sign, even in the Greek version.

Original post: http://fuckyeahmarysues.tumblr.com/post/40416724803

WHUT

So I got over my weab stage when I was like 8 ( thank god for that ) but I was rooting around in my old drawing files a few days ago and I found the information for the most shriek-worthy character ever. I only found one picture of her, but I’m not going to put it here because that makes it worse.
Her name was Alexander Maxine because she was a ttl tomboy special snowflake raised in a family of supah gurly gurls. She had one red eye and one blue, and was born with WHITE HAIR WITH RED STREAKS IN IT. When she turns 12, her mother disappears
So she goes to live with her ebil aunt and her two stepsisters, and they hate her and tear up her clothes n stuff because they’re jelly of her sugoi-ness!!!111 desu! She gets angry and starts treating the kitchen staff like crap but they still love her bc she’s just so KAWAII. Srsly tho she hits the kitchen boy over the head with a vase and he just automatically forgives her. She turns out to be the Heiress of her father’s kingdom even though she’s just a normal girl. Oh yeah, and it turns out that her mother was an invincible goddess who created love and happiness. So she’s all happy, but then her stepsisters come back for revenge. Her stepsisters’ names are Mitsuko Furnace and Tsubaki Nitrogen ( whut ) and they can control fire and ice respectively. Her sisters nearly kill her, but then a portal opens, and guess who steps out. MAX. MAX FROM MAXIMUM RIDE. And Max saves her and gives her this potion that makes her part of the Flock. Guess what? It turns out Max is in lesbians with her, but Alexander is ttly straight as a board and she rejects her. She later hooks up with Dylan or somethin AND MAX IS TOTALLY OK WITH IT I MEAN WHAT. Anyways, she goes home and with her new powers she turns her sisters into stone!!! And that’s pretty much it BUT IT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER UGH I REGRET EVERYTHING. She also gets married to Otto from H.I.V.E along the way ( ???????? ) even though she’s like 13. But she had massive boobs and was like ‘TEH GODDESS OF BYOOTY’ even though SHE WAS 13 WHEN THE ENTIRE ORDEAL ENDED

I just remembered about these two Harry Potter OC’s my friend and I made in grade 4, both were this horribly shitty self inserts that looked exactly like us, mine was named Shannon Granger and she was the twin sister of Hermione who had been stolen away by Snape because he wanted a child and she was kept in this hidden tower during the school year so no one would know, she called Dumbldore her uncle, and my friends one was Crystal Potter, who was Harry’s twin sister and stolen by Voldemort on the night he killed their parents, became his apprentice and daughter, and they become friends when Snape takes Shannon to a Death Eaters meeting the year both of them are applied for Hogwarts but they get frozen in time for a year by Bellatrix because Crystal stole her cookie and oh my god forgive me for the lengthiness but I could go on about this entire thing we planned out xDD

Well.. right now I finished a lil chara-design with a veeeery rough quick colour X°D
Its the OC of a very dear friend of mine (Chiara)and my own OC (Ylondra)  from/of our (more or less XD) made up “story line” - “Back to the past” - dedicated to the movie The Hobbit <3.
Its sadly not a FF, but there are a lot of funny stuff in it, you can say… or at least we talked about. Especially to Yli and young Bilbo XDD So yeah I think you will see some more artwork of it this year XD

Ylondra is Chi’s best friend since they were young. Chi used to play with Yli in her castle. And through a clumsy mistake Chiara made them ending up in the past where Chi meet Thorin and got a thing for him X///D and well yeah Yli met the younger ego of her love Bilbo Baggins. Ahhhh I know that sounds a kind of odd now…*sigh* But I’m to tired and its much tooo much to tell you all now…. BUT more information to all of it/the characters will come ASAP   I promise 
So see you later again XD

SOMEONE HOLD ME THE CHICK WHO MADE THAT EMILY BROWN-SNAPE SUE AND THE LOUIS THE WHATEVER SUE IS INTO THE HOBBIT AND SHIPS HER “CHARACTER” WITH BILBO.

[MUFFLED SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

NO, NOT THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS

MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS

WHY 

someone hold me

Meet Kalira ! She’s my Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit character. She the offspring of a dwarf father and human mother. She was 5 when Smaug took over Erebor and destroyed the city she had grown up in. I will work up a full bio sheet soon. And no she isn’t a child,she’s just short and ages slower. Also she’s a thief. Hope you like her ! Those X’s on her pants and shirt killed me ! My eyes can’t handle this submission page much longer so thats all for this. Comment, don’t critique. 
Kalira belongs to me

Hate to be a bubble burster, but while the dwarf and woman could definitely go at it, it would hardly result in a child.

these are my confessions

Turning myself in, bros.

My first fandom was Kingdom Hearts, and on a Kingdom Hearts forum I decided to publish my Suetastic self-insert romance-action-humor-bullshit story.

The main character was LITERALLY myself. Her name was Megan, she was 14-ish (my age when I wrote this monstrosity), and looked like me.  I didn’t even change her name to something cool. I think it was one of those “dragged-into-the-story” things where Heartless attacked Earth and Megan woke up in Traverse Town or something.

BUT IT GETS BETTER. 

Not only was Megan a KEYBLADE WIELDER, but she had TWO OF ‘EM: One-Winged Angel & Diamond Dust, the two Keyblades only available on the Final Mix version. Maybe I was secretly angry that game was only released in Japan.

I also paired myself with the character that would eventually become Roxas. At the time, though, nobody on the Internet knew anything about Roxas. So I had to give him a name and a personality and shit, so technically it wasn’t Roxas but the “romance” was still shitty.

He was a douche and Megan melted his douchey heart with her … personality. “Happy-go-lucky” and “random” are two words to accurately describe that Megan.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE.

Megan and Sora turned out to be siblings … somehow. And their parents were RIKU AND DAISUKE FROM DNANGEL. AND SORA SOMETIMES TURNED INTO DARK MOUSY WHEN IT WAS CONVENIENT FOR THE STORY OR BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

nope nope there’s more gaiz

Megan & “Roxas“‘s kid from the fucking future was there, too. How did he travel back in time to help them? i don’t fucking know. I don’t remember if I ever addressed that.

And together they all saved the universe…but not without “Roxas” dying and Megan having to SUCCESSFULLY PERFORM HUMAN TRANSMUTATION. Oh, did I forget to mention that Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell were “Roxas“‘s parents? 

That last scene was set to Evanescence music. My Immortal & Bring Me To Life, guys! Remember when those songs were popular!?

AND THEN I WROTE A SEQUEL.

Which I don’t think I finished, but there was Halo and Titanic involved.

The funniest part, though, is that people ATE MY FIC UP. They fucking loved it for some reason. I don’t think any of them knew what we all know now: That it was a terrible Sue fic. 

All I can do now is laugh hysterically whenever I think about this stuff. And now you guys can laugh, too. :3

she pairs her character with the ao oni

yep. this thing…

Self submission. I came here to admit that when I was younger I had an Animaniacs Sue. Yes. Ani-freaking-maniacs of all things.

I drew a bunch of stupid parody stuff with her and Yakko (because I paired them because I was an awful kid). She’s also more based off the Sonic art style, specifically that character creator alot of people use.

They were dressed up for a Grease Parody in this. Yeah. I have to go build a time machine so I can smack younger me with a fish or something.

Turning myself in

Okay first I wanna say I’ve been following this blog for ages and I also don’t know HOW TO SUBMIT SHIT BUT I’M TRYING ANYWAY.

This here is a redraw of my first OC ever made, she was supposed to be a Naruto OC because Naruto was the first anime I ever watched (I was eleven :C) 

Her name is Christina (not my real name, it was just a cover-up so that people wouldn’t know she was supposed to be me) and she was jinchuuriki to this made up Tailed Beast known as Inchubi (cue cringing)

It had one tail for each element and it was meant to be STRONGER THAN THE KYUUBI. Not only this, but she had a tragic past that was supposed to be the worst one EVER but I never fully described it so idk what it is.

She also had an angelic voice and could play EVERY INSTRUMENT EVER MAAAADE (cue screaming in horror)

She was liked by damn near every single guy and was supposed to have huge boobs even though I drew her flat as a board. God damn, even Sasuke and random Akatsuki members went all doe-eyed for this monstrosity. (CUE LOST FAITH FOR HUMANITY)

The eyes.. I don’t know. No clue what their story is. But the red part would change with her mood (oh god no why did I do this) but it was nearly always red because she was ALWAYS PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE FOUND IT MORE ENDEARING ABOUT HER.

So here, cringe, cry and slit your wrists just like I did when I came across this in my first sketch book ever. But I’ve now come to the conclusion that Satan had possessed me during the period of time I drew this and thus I created the Antichrist. I’m so sorry.

((I feel great shame that stuff like this exists… I love the Sly Cooper games, I’m very involved with helping people refine their FCs to make them plausible. This horrid thing was posted in 2008… It’s a fuckin’ self-insert, made from a crappy edit of Carmelita. Can I just rage now???))

An edit of Carmelita Montoya Fox (Sly Cooper series) to look like my HTF OC. It’s sort of right that i’m depicted as Carmelita here cos i sometimes got a spicy temper  and b4 i loved flippy i loved Sly Cooper. Which technically means i should HATE Carmelita, but I don’t cos I love Flippy now 

hope u like 

i found a dragonball z sue for you

((I RP as Kumkio, who is the Princess of all Saiyans. Along with her daughter, Kelly, her twins Kale and Daikon, and her pokemon friend, Pikachu.
Kumkio, Kelly, Kale, and Daikon are all OCs from DBZ

Relationship Status:
Kumkio is mated to Goku
Kelly is mated to Broly
(Links and more under‘Family & Friends’)

Back history: She was born few days before Planet Vegeta blow up. Her mother, the Queen, put her into a pod that traveled the galaxy to find a Saiyan. She landed on Earth after the destruction of Buu. Where she fell in love with Kakarot. When Chi-chi died, she cared for the lonely Saiyan. Until one day he claimed her as his. They had a Saiyan girl together, named Kelly.