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My OC and here’s her bio:

Name: Sane the Offendergirl (Sane)
age: 19 (in this picture)
sex: female
personality: sly, nice (ONLY to her friends), stubborn, Mysterious, can be anything you want her to be…
height: 6’1 
Role: killer, rapist (sort of), troublemaker
WOC: her tentacles, her teeth, her bite

Ability: attracting boys, can preform love spells, making people have hallucinations
speed: 10/10
strength: 9/10
skill: 8/10
power: 6/10
killing ability: 7/10
theme song: “Fuck u betta” Nightcore’d and “I am all of me” by crush 40

likes: to help nice guys, raping, her parents, flirting and video games
dislikes: Zalgo, a bad boy, being toyed with and Vector.

Friends: Ender the killer, VECTOR drowned, Javine the killer clown, Eyeless Rain, Lost Mandy, Kosin the Dark, The bloodpainter twins (Sola and Raven), Toby Jr., Snow, Frost, Mask and Madeline, X and LightningDash, Song and Rave, Catie and Hood.

Family (By blood and by adoption): Jeff the killer and Kate Returns, BEN drowned and Sharp the Knife girl, Eyeless Jack and Silvia the cannibal, Laughing Jack and Sandy the killer, Herobrine and Joley the Bloodpainter, Lost Silver and Clockwork, Slender man and Minty the torturer, Dark Link and Kathi Corrupted, Ticci-Toby and Ice, Evera and Masky, Rainbow Dash and Sonic.exe, Sexual Offenderman and Angelbloom, BRVR and Melody, Hoodie and Deathcat, Sally, Miss P., Enderman, Tenderman, Splenderman, LONELINESS, Linda the vampire.

Enemies: Zalgo, Jane the killer, the Rake, Blooddrain (or Drain (Danial) my OC), Silver.HORROR, tails doll, Amber the Reaper, Laughing Jill, Rachel and Bloody Sin.

Boyfriend/girlfriend: Frost

Ender the killer- “mah bro/friend, bitch!” Kinda like cousins (adopted)
VECTOR drowned- “WHY HIS NAME!!!!” dislikes him (cuz he beats her in videogames)
Javine the clown killer- “BFF dude” BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!”
Eyeless Rain- “Good pal” her really good friend
Lost Mandy
Kosin the dark
Sola and Raven
Toby Jr.
Snow
Frost
Mask and Madeline
X and Lightning Dash
Song and Rave
Catie and Hoodie

Sexual Offenderman- “AWESOME DAD WHO I COPIED MY CREEPINESS FROM!!!! YEAH!!!” They get along really well, though she still rarely sees him (blood)
AngelBloom- “my caring mother… no wounder dad fell head to heals for her…~” mother. (blood)
Slender man and Minty- “MAH REAL UNCLE AND AUNT!!!” (Blood)
Tender man- “my caring uncle” (blood)
Splendor man- “my uncle who is obsessed with balloons” (blood)
LONELINESS- “my pet well more like a very close friend” (____)
Jeff and Kate- “my aunt and uncle” (adopted)
BEN and Sharp- “my uncle and AWESOME aunt” (adopted)
Eyeless Jack and Silvia the cannibal- “Aunt and uncle” (adopted)
Laughing Jack and Sandy- “They really feel like my aunt and uncle, because Sandy and my mom get along like sisters” (adopted and Blood)
Herobrine and Joley- “uncle and aunt, Joley and Herobrine are a bit overprotective at some points, worried i could get pregnant with my… job” (adopted)
Lost Silver and Clockwork- “I hardly see them now a days (aunt and uncle)” (adopted)
Dark Link and Kathi- “I don’t really know them so well… I think of them as my distant relatives” (adopted)
Ticci-Toby and Ice- “mah soon too be father and mother in-law…~” Because she dates Frost (she thinks they’ll get married soon… Adopted, soon to be blood)
Evera and Masky- “aunt and uncle” (adopted)
BRVR and Melody- “don’t really think of them as much besides really good friends/relatives” (adopted)
Hoodie and Deathcat- “aunt and uncle *thinks* jeez, how many aunts and uncles do i have?!” (adopted)
Sally- “cousin” (adopted)
Miss P.- “my aunt and nanie when i was younger” (adopted)
Linda the Vampire- “aunt” (adopted)

Zalgo- “I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!” hey, he nearly killed her father!!
Jane the killer- “a pathetic bitch” just doesn’t like her..
The Rake- “a weirdo who copies Uncle Slendy” She said it all!!!
BloodDrain- “… the bastard tried to kill aunt Sandy!!! that asshat!” …
Silver.HORROR- “after he left the Slender team, we all started to hate him..”
Tails doll- “he betrayed Sonic.exe” doesn’t like him for that reson..
Amber the Reaper- “she almost murdered Melody!!! that BITCH!!!”
Laughing Jill- “she is so.. bitchy” she is the mother of Rachel and Sin
Bloody Sin and Rachel- “ASSHOLES! DONE!”

health: she is perfectly fine.

Story:
She was born half Slender folk and half nightwitch, But she is the daughter of a rapist, so guess what she does… 
Nope! not a rapist. well kinda. 
She will often appear in nightclubs and bars, not looking for drinks, but for men. She’ll approach any guy and ask him if he wants some… “fun” (like her father). If he accepts, she’ll teleport them to a room and give him the time of his life, however when she’s finished she’ll bite his neck, and make the guy go crazy until he kills himself. Punishing him.
If he declines, she’ll give him a kiss on the lips and then disappear forever. But it will make the guy extremely charming and make the girl who he has a crush on/is in love with fall for him forever. This is his prize.
She became like that when she was raped by a guy when 7 years old. This is her payback.
She lives with her parents in the slender mansion as a member of the Jr. Slender Team, but has a proxy named Alice.

Pierce them skies with your tits, captain-chan.

Seriously, this guy`s gallery is a fricking goldmine.

If you hurry up, you can adopt her!

I found this Gravity Falls Sue… Her name’s Nate, and the creator says she’s Wendy’s cousin.

Clone seems more like it. And for some reason she dates Robbie?

From the description:

Title says it all, pretty much.

Robin is Robby’s little sister, when she meets Dipper and Mabel…Things’ll happen. As in, Mabel and her become ‘besties’ as Mabel puts it, and then Robin likes Dipper…Does he like her back? Yes. ^_^ Both are to nervous to say anything though. xD

More Bleach goodness! Apparently this lady is germaphobic, that`s why she wears a mask, but never covers her palms, breasts and shoulders. Also she is very shy and unsociable, which is accented nicely by lots of naked pictures of her in the authors gallery. She used to have a bio, which was deleted by her owner shortly after posted, where audience could`ve read about this captain cutie, that she is prone to panic attacks right in the middle of battlefield, but her place as a taicho is never questioned by her loyal troops. 

And oh, in her human childhood, before becoming a shinigami, she spent 2 weeks in company of rotting bodies of her close ones and family servants in a closed bunker, without water and food, and with lack of fresh air, totally elegantly surviving it with keeping relative sanity  and moe-ish angst. 

a lot of things about this really don’t make sense but I

I’ve decided to stop thinking about it

Totally legit and likeable Bleach adopt. It`s currently on auction with highest bid being 80 bucks. Yay, amr?

I was inspired by Assassin’s Creed VII for to make a pirate OC, her design is inspired by Isabela from Dragon Age II, and her name inspired by an Asari Justicar from Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. (I’m easily inspired)
I don’t really have any plans for her yet, but I wanted to create a pirate so..here she is xD
to lazy to draw a fullbody so I used a base”

I just found an old Fullmetal Alchemist Stu of mine. I suppose he isn’t the absolute worst, but still bad.

Name: Michael Elric

Family: Edward and Alphonse Elric (brothers) Trisha Elric (mother, desceased) Van Hohemhein (father, desceased)

yeah, Hohenheim is dead here because why not. Not like hes an important character or anything.

Age: 20

Hair color: brown

Eye color: green 

Clothes: when hes not wearing his military uniform, he prefers a casual pair of jeans and a red t-shirt.

It’s not too unrealistic for him to have joined the military, but his casual clothes make no sense. Watch FMA and count everyone whos wearing jeans and/or a t-shirt. The answer is zero.

he got his looks from his mother. 

Right or left handed: right

Height: 5’8”

Weight: 90 pounds

I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure 90 pounds is not a healthy weight for a 20-year-old 5’8” male.

Military rank: colonel

Roy is 30 and is young for a colonel. How did this 20-year-old get such a high rank?

love interest: Ling and Roy. He loves them both and they love him but he cant decide between them.

Ah, a good old fashioned love triangle. What else did i expect. Also, Ling is only 15. That’s a little creepy, Michael.

history: he was 5 when Ed was born and 7 when Al was born. Hohenheim died when he was 8 and Trisha died when he was 13. 

That just doesn’t add up with canon at all. He’s supposed to be 5 years older than Ed, I don’t think Ed was 8 when Trisha died. And again, why is Hohenheim dead??

when he was 15, they attempted the human transmutation. He lost his left hand.

Just his left hand. Because opening the gate requires a great sacrifice and a hand that wasnt even his dominant hand is super important, right?

he got an automail hand and swore off using alchemy ever again. He started traveling with his brothers and joined the military at age 18.

2 years and he’s a colonel already. Alright, at this point, why the hell not?

Personalityhe seems very laid back most of the time, but that is only a disguise that hides his severe depression. He does it because he doesnt want his brothers to worry over him. He loves his brothers very much. They are the only things he cares about anymore. He feels like it’s his job to protect them since hes the only adult in the family. He cries every night abd he only hasnt killed himself because his brothers need him.

I dont think 11-year-old me had a good idea of what depression is. Also, it says here that he only cares but Ed and Al, but it said near the beggining that he was in love with Ling and Roy. Okay then.

That was it. I never wrote anything with him in it besides the profile, or used him in a roleplay or anything, but i drew him about five million times and he was one of my favorites. I can’t share any drawings of him because theyre all really embarrassing. 

Name: Eris the Light/Cat

Age: Unknown

Gender: F

Species: Cat/Fairy

Forms: Can Change into Different forms when her Gemstone changes color and it changes her dress, boots, scarf, stockings, and eyes too.
-Ruby Flame
-Sapphire Wave 
-Clear Light 
-Emerald Nature
-Amethyst Dark 
-Yellow Sapphire Thunder
-Aquamarine Freeze

Bio: She came to their world because she was asleep for a long time and Cream found her under the tree that never grows old. Cream took her to her home and Eris woke up in a bed and she notice the little rabbit and they’ve became friends really quickly. Cream introduce Eris to her friends and they like her the way she has super strenght, flight, and fast on her feet. Sonci and friends must help her with her memories so she can remember her purpose here and why.

Friends: Everyone including Team Chaotic

Family: 10 of the Chaos that turn into Eris’ friends (The little ones called her momma when they we’re asleep along with Eris under the tree that never turn old)
-Sonic Chao 
-Shadow Chao 
-Silver Chao 
-Knuckles Chao 
-Emerl Chao 
-Tails Chao 
-Amy Chao 
-Maria Chao 
-Blaze Chao 
-Rouge Chao 
-Cream Chao 
-Cosmo Chao 

Extra: -Likes Flowers and Rainbows.
-Likes to help out her friends.
-Can sense something Evil lurking around her. Even her little chaos are afraid when they since something.

Crush: Mephiles

((Amnesia?Anon: Zoo wee mama! I don’t even know where to begin with this one…))

"Queen Zoi of Dreamland.

She is A very sweet, kindhearted, gentle girl, Who loves to bake sweets, create art, & help people.

She is also clumsy, gullible, & a bit sensitive.

She cares a whole lot about her friends & family, She would never let anything bad happen to them.

She is the wife of King Dedede, The mother of Emily & Oscar, and the Owner of Nyan Cat & Om Nom.

Her dreams were to find a Man, To share her dreams with, to share her love for him, and to spend her whole life with.. That dream came true when Dedede came into her life. Now her new dream is to spend her whole life with her family, And making sure they have the best, happy, safe, fun lives.

Zoi likes to bake homemade things, like Cookies, Cake, Brownies, & Cupcakes.

She makes them all from scratch, And with a little love.

Zoi also loves to draw & paint.

She seriously loves playing doctor. Its why she always likes to listen to her husband’s heart.

Zoi also worries a lot.. She worries about her friends, & her family’s safety. She doesn’t even worry about herself.

Her fear is losing her family.. If she lost her husband, kids, & pets, She’d die.. Because life wouldn’t be worth living anymore..

She fell in love with Dedede when they first met, They weren’t friends for very long, Because she had strong feelings for him, So they became Boyfriend & Girlfriend instead.

The best day of her life was her wedding with Dedede. Her second best day was when their kids came into their lives.

She met Dedede in the middle of Cappy town, She was walking by, and then he spotted her. He felt he should meet her, he introduced himself. same with her, and then they became friends.

She found Om Nom when they were trapped in a basemint in a crazy lady’s house. He seemed scary at first, but when she gave him a piece of candy, he was adorable. He looked like he had no owner, and he was lost, So she decided to adopt him.

She found Nyan Cat when she was lost in a forest. He was hurt, His poptart was bitten, and he had some cuts. She had to help him. So she picked him up, & found her way out of the forest somehow. She took him home, & gave him some TLC. And then adopted him.

She has Brown hair, & Dark blue eyes. Sometimes she has soft red lips, & soft pink blush. She had short hair when she was little, But as she grew older, She kept her hair long, Cause she liked it that way. Its also why you always see her with extremely long hair. She is a small person, But that doesn’t stop her from hanging with taller people. She usually wears dresses, But mostly wears Dedede’s comberbun. And it seems that her and Dedede have the same dark-blue eye color..

She weights 110 pounds, and her height is 5”4. She used to live on Earth, But then one day, She wanted to explore into Space, So she and her father got into a Rocket ship, and explored Space. Then, After a short time, They found a planet called Popstar, She begged her father for them to go there, He had no choice, but to say Okay. And then they went there. It was a peaceful land, And she and her father met everybody there. But when she met Dedede, She felt something special between her and him. As they got older, they were together for quite some time. But as the years went by, It was time to go back home. It was heart-breaking, But she had to say Goodbye to the Prince. The years went by later, & Zoi & her father decided to visit Dreamland again. When they saw Dedede, he turned into a King. and when he saw Zoi, she turned into an Adult. It was the day He proposed to her. She couldn’t say no to his big-puppy dog eyes of his. She screamed yes, and then they got married.

And after some time of being married for awhile, They saw other people with their babies, Zoi really wanted to have kids, but wasn’t sure if Dedede wanted them. So she talked to him about it one day, And he decided he does want to have kids. Even the pets wanted them too!! So now they have kids. & of course, their pets. And she no longer lives on earth, Because she lives with her Husband Dedede in Dreamland. Shes the happiest woman alive to be Together Forever with him, And so was he.

Her favorite color is Pink, Her favorite food is Cupcakes, Her birthday is April 6, Her favorite animals are Penguins, And her favorite song is Together Forever by Rick Astley.

She has some flaws, She isn’t good at math, And she isn’t good at fighting. But, She is good at baking things, & singing.”

The bios to both these ladies were really long and tedious, so I tried to shorten the basic information or snag all the good parts of it. Their kingdoms and backstories however remain unchanged, so I put a red more tab in because it’s so long. Also I couldn’t really find a good place to put this, but both ladies are married to, and have children to these two human/koopa/tanooki hybrid dudes.

Names: Luna Judith Toadstool (left) and Dylaila Lipard Toadstool (right)

Species: Luna is a mix of a human/dragon/fire wisp, Dylie is human/dragon/ice wisp

Kingdoms: Luna rules over the poisonFlow Kingdom and Dylie rules SherbetLand.

Powers/weapons: Both of them can partially or fully turn into dragons, although when in Lunas dragon form she has a spiked ball on the end of her tail which she uses as a weapon. They also have their respective elements and resistance to fire/ice. Dylie also has a magic wand and an array of potions she makes herself which can either heal themselves with or use to damage foes.

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I did they your “your name + the hedgehog” game and this is what I got.

Let me tell you all about this oc for Dude that’s my ghost named Mimi Logan. 

She is paired with one of the Main characters of the series. Billy Joe Cobra,an insanely famous popstar who died(we don’t know how yet)  and now haunts his Mansion and the world as a ghost.  

Now pairing yourself with a Canon isn’t bad,if done right it can be great. However in the fanfic the creator wrote makes the oc out to be a very dislike-able character to say the least. She shoves her character at you and makes it out to be that Billy committed suicide because of her oc.  Every canon character OOC to the point you could just replace every canon character with an oc and nothing would of changed. Anyone who dislikes Mimi is yelled at,evil,and/or eventually won over by her “charms”. Even the guy sent to kill her stares at “the stunning strawberry blonde’s appearance” 

Of course the oc could be fixed,if the oc creator didn’t take every piece of advice as attack on her character. 

Whats worse is that she thinks she can police other DTMG ocs and harass others in the fandom because her oc gets advice and a anon who isn’t super nice all the time. Under the read more(unless the readmore doesn’t work) is her profile.

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She didn’t seem so bad at first…

Birthday 
22nd July

:bulletblack: Nationality
German-Russian 

:bulletblack: Personality
Humanity’s brightest. Most intelligent person in Military Police, Hoo boy, special snowflake syndrome much? Like seriously, humanity’s brightest? Lena is very curious and dedicated girl. Also a big perfectionist. Usually she’s quiet and don’t talk too much, but she can also be sarcastic, noisy and annoying, just like her twin brother. She loves stupid jokes and pranks.  Mostly seen while studying anatomy books or working on new kind of weapons, Lena doesn’t like spending time with others. She lacks confidence and any social sense. She prefers hard working in her room than paryting with people from her squad. She has a hard time while builging new relationships. Lena is kind of shy and it’s easy to hurt her. Although she can hold grudge for very long time and won’t be stopped before she gets her revenge.

Her entire personality is one whole contradiction. Her pose shows a confident young lady, right? Well wrong. Apparently she’s “quiet” and “doesn’t talk much”, and is also kind of anti-social and “shy”, and “easily hurt”. Also “lacks confidence”. Yet at the same time she’s “sarcastic, noisy and annoying”, and “likes stupid jokes and pranks”? Author, you need to pick a personality and stick with it. The first traits I listed do not match up with the second set of traits, and the first set of traits do not match up with how you portrayed her in the image. Looks like you’re just trying too hard to be likeable, either that or you thought you were giving her flaws when really you were just adding nonsensical traits.
 
:bulletblack: Background
Lena is one of the Schneider twins - Lions from North - daughter of aristocrat from King’s surroundings and high priest. Both of them, alongside with their distant cousin, Dimitri lived good and decent life behind Wall Sina, until a certain accident. When she was 7 years old she was abducted with her brother and cousin, as well as with other childer from every Wall. They were held in some kind of underground laboratory. Cruel experiments and genetic changes, caused them a lot of painful memories and phobias (And where are YOUR debilitating phobias? Of course this OC is so special she doesn’t experience the consequences of this bullshit experiment). After a year of searching her parents finally managed to rescue all children (How the hell did her parents find all these children when the operation was being run underground? You’d think this organization would be secretive enough that they don’t get caught in, oh I don’t know, a year?). Some of them were already dead, in results of experiments. Higher-ups covered for this accident (What higher-ups? Why were they even involved in all of this?), but it still remain in hearts of rescued kids. The experiments conducted by army to create new type of titans, that can control others and won’t kill people, named Berserkes. Only a few of them were consider succesful, beside them Lena, whose operation codename was “Schrodinger”. 
All of this caused Lena to be obsessive for one point - revenge on those who conducted experiments. After a few years of rehabilitation and peace, she decided to join army with other Berserkers. Through good passed exam and promotions they could reach King’s surroundings and kill whoever was responsible for thei tragedy (She apparently went through “rehabilitation and peace”. Why is she still obsessed with revenge?). Using her parents conections and position in Miliatry Police, Lena and other finally discovered the truth behind experiments and goal behind them - Berserkes where just half product. The purpose was to create ideal titan being, called now Neo Berserker that was supposed to use in coup d’etat and abolition of the King. Both Schneiders and other Berserkers decided, that they will do everything they can to stop that faceless organization from taking over the reign and then fullfil their personal revenge.

This entire backstory is just what the fuck. Seriously you have humans, titans and titan shifters. Already it’s super difficult to steal the serum that allows titans to gain a consciousness. Why in the world do you feel the need to add just another non-human category? And what the hell is a Berserker anyways? What was the purpose of this experiment? I doubt scientists in this timeline have the means to create such a thing in the first place. Also, the ideology behind the Berserker experiments was revolution, but Erwin Smith is already planning a revolution. NO, stop trying to make your OC so special.

Also, why in the world would the higher-ups cover up this operation and support it? They’d lose their positions and power if revolution was carried out. LIKE REALLY UGGGGHHHHH


:bulletblack: Reasons
The main reason Lena joined army was to carry out her revange on the organization and higher-ups responsible for experiments that ruined her and her family’s life.
But after realising the real goal of creating Berserkers, she decided to protect the kingdom first. Joining Military Police was for the better contact with high ranks and King’s surroundings.

Honey how are you even going to find the people who experimented on you through the military police? Besides I highly doubt the “higher-ups” (seriously, who are these people? It’s just so random) who you’re aiming to kill will just go unnoticed if they die. Chances are your OC is going to get in a lot of trouble.

If you really want to get in on all the classified cult information, shouldn’t you have joined the other branch of the MP? The one that murdered Pastor Nick and the one that Commander Nile Dawk has no control over? I mean, it’s more logical to obtain information and then carry out revenge. I’m not entirely sure how you even used your parents’ “connections” to gain information. If this is as covert as you imply, I don’t think she can just gain information like that, especially if she’s not a HIGH-RANKING OFFICER.

:bulletblack: Goals
As was said before, the thing that keeps Lena going is her revenge and desire to protect her family and kingdom. As for the future plans, she would be aiming for position of general.

:bulletblack: Statistics
Intelligence - 10/10
Social Skill - 3/10
Vitality - 10/10
Speed - 6/10
Battle Skill - 9/10

I have a feeling the Berserkers were created to be better than humans, and therefore give the creator an excuse to have such high stats. You could’ve at least given her some logical, debilitating personality flaws. But I already covered the contradictory personality.

:bulletblack: Likes/Dislikes
Lena loves books, especially those conected to anatomy and history. She also has interest in all kind of weapons and new types of medicaments; she makes them by herself too. 
She dislikes crowd, all kind of criminals, laboratories and cigarettes.

WHAT THE FUCK. NO YOU CANNOT JUST CREATE MEDICINES AND WEAPONS WILLY NILLY THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS

:bulletblack: Habbits (I think you mean “hobbies”)
Reading books, drawing, making weapons.


:bulletblack: Other
- Lena is a Berserker by name of “Schrodinger”. She was rejected as Neo Berserker because she still kills people.
- She has steel-wired gloves with lion’s head on them.
- She admires her father greatly.

I highly doubt she can just get away with killing people. Not only will the MP and the Wall Cult extremists notice, but whoever experimented on her will also notice. I’m pretty sure they’d try to kill her to get rid of the evidence.

All in all, this OC is… a train-wreck. This is just not okay. Just… WHY.