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Hey, guys. Guess what.

Those flawless, beautiful characters. Everyone is in love with them.
We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.

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sues

pepsi loves you, love him back!

Anonymous sent: I go back and read nipplegate because it's still hilarious.

Anonymous sent: Egg, meet HowToBasic.

Anonymous sent: Egg is not covered by your insurance.

that’s okay, i can live with that egg-ception.

- j

Anonymous sent: s-senpai..will you..//sparkles// will you egg with me, senpai?

thats illegal

-s

plug dj 4/20-easter party woo

if you guys wanna come along for some music and convos and general silliness, we’re doing a plug.dj party! accounts are p easy but if you dont have one it’ll make you get one and then you’ll have to clikc this link again

jOIN US AND JAM OUT

Another self-submit from my side.

When I was 12, I was a hardcore WWE fangirl. I adored Jeff Hardy and wrote fanfiction after every new episode of smackdown. He was the main protagonist, alongside with his current “enemies” and me. His girlfriend. My character was a blatant self insert, I didn’t even change my name or appearance , I just aged myself up. Of course everybody loved me, I won every match and never got in any trouble. 

I did not even invent own storylines. I just took what happened in an Episode,  wrote it down and put my angsty self somewhere in it.

After Jeff left the wwe , I just randomly got drafted into the men’s division, because I wasn’t like other girls, urgh.

Whenever this abomination falls into ma hamds I cringe, so take it and never give it back please.

Anonymous sent: The sue creator of post/79466950589 found out about the blog and went and ranted about how we didn't get her pericous oc and how the "reviewer"(who really just told us a bit about the oc and the creator's history) was a big meanie pants

lol

i am a big meanie pants though thats what s stands for

big meanie pantS

yall figured it out thats why im the scary mod

-s

Anonymous sent: There are so many bad Naruto and Sonic OCs like what is going on in those fandoms? Do they just have the highest concentration of 12-year-olds or something??

i feel like they do. 

naruto and sonic just absorb 12 year olds and say, make bad ocs. do it or you aren’t cool.

- j

Anonymous sent: Because I apparently denied the internet and my future self the chance of sharing her, and I don't remember much about her, my Naruto Mary Sue was a "toxic" demon who hung out with the Akatsuki. Because they were collecting monsters and there was a human-form fan theory. And by "toxic" monster, I mean an organic trash compactor with DDD's in her human form. Because she thought she was mature and beautiful and she really wasn't. But she wasn't stupid either, just as knowledgeable as a 12 yearold.

i feel like this falls under my nipple jurisdiction.

god damn, that’s one hell of an OC friend. i would categorize that as what is anatomy.

- j

mrshocklestheapple sent: About the slendy-rapist-girl OC: Does this bitch not know what rape is? D: According to her character bio, she only kills the men she interrogates if they consent to having sex with her. That's not rape, or even "sorta" rape, it's just murder, which is supposedly their punishment. Personally, I don't think it's ever a smart idea to pick up strangers and go back to your house/their house for anything, but there's no need for punishment by death. The glorification and misinformation is appalling.

someone clearly did no research, and decided it was fun to take something that is totally not cool and make it cooler than it is.

which is, not cool at all.

- j

Anonymous sent: Do you consider characters sues if they're alternate universe fan characters? I always keel my characters out of the canon universe but I still try to keep the characters they interact with as close to canon as possible with a new character added in.

i don’t think that’d really be considered a sue, in fact it sounds like it’s entirely trying to avoid being a sue if it can be as close to canon with said character??? 

idk man that’s just my opinion.

- j

Anonymous sent: *wispers* Nippleocalypse.

- j

Anonymous sent: Hey, would you mind tagging discussions of #rape please? I know I have a few friends following this blog that are heavily triggered even by mention of it and I'd really appreciate it TwT thank you

sorry anon, ill remember that in the future!

-s

Anonymous sent: As much as I hate Rape I think if you hint at it should be okay or lightly nudge for new writers. I had a character that was hinted that that he raped a woman, it wasn't confirmed or any thing and if you read it you looked at different way you figured he was holding her hostage

rape is perfectly ok to explore in stories

but you need to approach it tastefully, its never a joke. like

no, dont never write about a topic. its important and needs to be explored, but a writer should never ever excuse their characters actions or play them off as ok or normal

it needs to be treated like the terrible thing it is, and not just played for shock value or even worse, jokes

-s