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Those flawless, beautiful characters. Everyone is in love with them.
We've all made them.
And they have some angsty terrible past.

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I have had many Mary Sue ocs over my lifetime, but I’ll submit my first one ever for now. (I don’t have any pictures, sorry)

She was a Harry Potter character who was both Harry’s twin sister and also half fire-fairy. This was before I understood how children come about, so this made sense in my 3rd grade mind. She also was an Animagus and was Crookshanks. She was an Animagus because Sirius Black had picked her up after the whole Voldemort-killed-her-parents (But not Harry for some reason??) and somehow managed to take her to jail with him to raise her. I don’t even know. She, of course, knew the future and came to help out her dear brother whom she had always wondered about but never met, (I guess being raised in jail would do that) and decided the best way to go about this was to get adopted as a cat by Hermoine. Also being half fire-fairy gave her sometimes-there-sometimes-not wings and special fire powers. And only her and Harry working together could defeat Voldemort. At one point, I think Draco was in love with her, of course. Her name was Anna.

Anonymous sent: egg

- j

Anonymous sent: Do you guys accept highlights and commentary from a fanfiction chapter as submissions in absence of a proper character profile?

i really want to say yes.

- j

Anonymous sent: El huevo

- j

Anonymous sent: do you guys hate heteros

sure why not

-s

celestial-tf2 sent: Really? I haven't seen it before I thought I did it :U

yeaaaaa-no.

- j

Anonymous sent: I just wanted to say I love this blog. Love you guys! <3 <3 <3

Anonymous sent: damn you all, now i really want eggs

- j

I have to tell you about my sisters Harry Potter OC. I don’t have any art because she made it years ago. Feel free to add your own comments!

Name: Sarah Riddle (Named after herself of course)

Appearance: Blonde hair with red streaks, Eyes that change colour with her mood. Stunningly beautiful and perfect of course.

Boyfriend: Harry Potter 

Enemy: Cho Chang

Animagus: Snake, Dragon AND Unicorn

House: All of them

She is Lord Voldemorts secret daughter and also leader of the Death Eaters. She was sent to hogwarts at the same time as Harry on a special mission to kill him. The sorting hat couldn’t place her in just one house so she floats between whatever house she chooses. She’s a seeker on the Slytherin quidditch team. After multiple attempts to kill Harry she slowly starts finding herself falling madly in love with him. And she dramatically turns on her father and sacrifices herself to save Harry. 

There was also something about her being able to apparate in hogwarts since she was 11 and using unforgivable curses left and right whenever it tickled her fancy.

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teratocybernetics:

crabkiddd:

ask yourself:

when was the last time I watched the I Love Egg Song? 

the answer is “not recently enough”. watch the I Love Egg Song. it will make you happyyy

EGG SONG!

milaza sent: if suestuck still existed, i think that mod j would be a tsundere character! right? no?

WELL IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING….

- j

Anonymous sent: did you get an iron man sue or was it eaten b/c often times tumblr eats my things

yeee she’s in the queue friend.

- j

And here’s my first Zelda fancharacter!

She has basically all the hallmarks of that fandom’s sue profile. She had a fourth Triforce, the Triforce of Time (represented by the BORDER of the Triforce not the center triangle wasn’t I so original??)

She was selected at birth by the Goddess of Time. Oh yeah she was human and from Earth and was magically transported to Hyrule where she fell in love with Vaati and then became best friends with the Four Swords Links. Then they betrayed her and used her to kill Vaati, except Vaati survived and returned a couple years later and she taught him how to be not evil.

Then this prince from her original world came and kidnapped her to marry her and Vaati went and fought him to the death for Hayley back and then they returned to Hyrule and built a new castle in the Wind Ruins and had three kids together.

Oh yeah and she had the power to stop time. With her Triforce.

deadlypies sent: Would it be in line with your blog if I submit the details for an fanfiction that never happened or materialized? It was intended to be related to Sailor moon and it had a sailor moon OC that drew her powers from the eclipse. And she drew two aliens to come down to looking for her. And for some reason, she had the help of a sailor team who were modeled after the seven deadly sins.

yea i don’t see why not.

- j

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celestial-tf2 sent: Do you hate me now

it has literally been 10 minutes since you sent that message. shut up.

- j